Confession Thread: What do you need to get off your chest?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I have been controlling the thoughts and actions of many, many, many people (many are strangers) with my mind and my eyeballs for the last 14-16 months.

Do you have to be in eyesight of them? What can you make them do? Can you control me?

Can you see what they are doing offline? Or while they are online (or just on DCUM)?

Not joking. This power is not something I asked for and is a responsibility I did not intend to have.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My husband isn't the father of the child I'm 6 months pregnant with. He's so happy about being a dad, I don't have the heart to tell him.

As common as DNA testing will be in your chold’s lifetime you can be sure your husband is going to find out soon enough.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My college friend group is still pretty close. All of us except one are married. We make fun of the unmarried friend behind her back.

She is probably happier than all of you & almost certainly has more sex (& more exciting sex) than all of you combined.

OP here- nope. She's put on a lot of weight since college. That's why no one will date her. She complains about it all the time.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I have been controlling the thoughts and actions of many, many, many people (many are strangers) with my mind and my eyeballs for the last 14-16 months.

Do you have to be in eyesight of them? What can you make them do? Can you control me?

Can you see what they are doing offline? Or while they are online (or just on DCUM)?

Not joking. This power is not something I asked for and is a responsibility I did not intend to have.

[b]

I find this so interesting, you should do an AMA! What kind of things have you made people do? How did you discover this power?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My college friend group is still pretty close. All of us except one are married. We make fun of the unmarried friend behind her back.

She is probably happier than all of you & almost certainly has more sex (& more exciting sex) than all of you combined.

OP here- nope. She's put on a lot of weight since college. That's why no one will date her. She complains about it all the time.

[b]

She may be fat, but she can lose the weight. You’ll always be a terrible person and you have to live with that.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I’m having regular sex with my MIL...

That escalated quickly....

[Anonymous]

I always have a second bottle of wine hiding in my car. I’m ashamed.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I have been controlling the thoughts and actions of many, many, many people (many are strangers) with my mind and my eyeballs for the last 14-16 months.

Do you have to be in eyesight of them? What can you make them do? Can you control me?

Can you see what they are doing offline? Or while they are online (or just on DCUM)?

Not joking. This power is not something I asked for and is a responsibility I did not intend to have.

[b]

I find this so interesting, you should do an AMA! What kind of things have you made people do? How did you discover this power?

Teach us

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My college friend group is still pretty close. All of us except one are married. We make fun of the unmarried friend behind her back.

She is probably happier than all of you & almost certainly has more sex (& more exciting sex) than all of you combined.

OP here- nope. She's put on a lot of weight since college. That's why no one will date her. She complains about it all the time.

[b]

She may be fat, but she can lose the weight. You’ll always be a terrible person and you have to live with that.

She’ll only get fatter as she gets older. Should get cats.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My college friend group is still pretty close. All of us except one are married. We make fun of the unmarried friend behind her back.

She is probably happier than all of you & almost certainly has more sex (& more exciting sex) than all of you combined.

OP here- nope. She's put on a lot of weight since college. That's why no one will date her. She complains about it all the time.

Every pot has its lid. Case in point; someone married you and you're a complete asshole.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My college friend group is still pretty close. All of us except one are married. We make fun of the unmarried friend behind her back.

This will be fun when the divorces start...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My college friend group is still pretty close. All of us except one are married. We make fun of the unmarried friend behind her back.

Hmmm . . .

I am the un-married one and I will say this about my group:

1. Husband has routinely cheated on her since college and she is still dumb enough to put up with it. He's even come up in my Bumble feed!

2. Wife is on husband number two and her daughters do not know about husband number one. She made sure to tell me not to tell her kids about H #1. Very strange.

3. Became a dance mom in an upscale suburb of NYC - so bizarre

4. Never heard from her again - she was probably the smartest of the lot to distance herself from all of us.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My college friend group is still pretty close. All of us except one are married. We make fun of the unmarried friend behind her back.

This will be fun when the divorces start...

Exactly. You peeps are the epitome of losers. Have fun in your 40s and 50s.

[Anonymous]

I think it's nice through your 20's and 30's to keep up with college friends but once you get into your 40's and 50's it's best to be more selective.

And to the PP who makes fun of the single gal?

Hope you never get divorced, sweetie! (My prediction - you WILL be divorced).

If so, hope you have a TON of cash in the bank or a really great job. It sounds like you have neither and sounds like you are an awful human being.

Keep commenting and keep being your lovely self.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My college friend group is still pretty close. All of us except one are married. We make fun of the unmarried friend behind her back.

Was she the prettiest one?