what looks like a condom appeared in my toliet just now

Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:God, I hope this becomes another burgandy washcloth or bobcat thread.


+1000
Anonymous
Op here: it was a condom for sure! Dh confirmed it was. His response was sometimes things appear in the toilet?!
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Op here: it was a condom for sure! Dh confirmed it was. His response was sometimes things appear in the toilet?!


Spontaneous generation of condoms.

It's a thing.

Google it.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Op here: it was a condom for sure! Dh confirmed it was. His response was sometimes things appear in the toilet?!


OP, he is FULL of shit....has he been alone in the house recently? It sounds like he is cheating at your home and when he finished having sex he took it off and tried to flush the condom and now its coming back up threw you pipes!!
Anonymous
Yeah but op says they have been together 25/7. And how much harder to cheat at home with a newborn, what not go to a hotel or something.
Anonymous
Hahaha 24/7 oops.
Anonymous
My husband said your husband flushed it but it didn't go down.

If the toilet clogs, your plumber will tell you don't flush condoms.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:My husband said your husband flushed it but it didn't go down.

If the toilet clogs, your plumber will tell you don't flush condoms.


Exactly, and if you guys did not have sex with the condom OP, then he did with someone else!! Sorry
Anonymous
You haven't had sex in 3 months? I hope there are blow jobs or hand jobs during the last trimester, if not recently. If not, then you know why the condom is there. The real question is how he managed to have sex in the house while you have been there the whole time.
Anonymous
Has anyone else been staying with you? Could it have been someone else's condom?
Anonymous
Here's a question: when you have sex in movie theaters and the condom DOESN'T get lost, what happens to it? Tied in a knot and into a pocket?

A condom was apparently used somewhere, not necessarily IN your house, but an attempt was made to flush it down your toilet. Recently, not months ago.
Anonymous
Nanny? Cleaning lady? Helper of any kind been in the house lately?
Anonymous
Every once in a while a true gem like this thread comes around...
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Has anyone else been staying with you? Could it have been someone else's condom?


Impossible.
Anonymous
Is anyone else confused about the red ring aspect of this? Any theories?
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