s/o who are your favorite DCUM posters?

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Chipotle lady?

Wasted friend smeared poop all over her toilet seat.

http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/221100.page

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Anonymous wrote:Names/commodity guy. Not sure why I think that's a guy.

Yes, the Commodities Dad is one of my favorites too. He hasn't been posting much in the names threads lately, unfortunately...

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I also love any posts about In Law drama.

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Who is Indian Lady?

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Hate the "First world problems" poster. It adds nothing to any thread. Useless comment. Useless poster.

[Anonymous]

Like: Thoughtful Atheist(s)
Hate: Ranting Atheist. If you just want to insult people, go back to kindergarten and scream at your classmates.

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Anonymous wrote:The insanely constipated pregnant lady

Totally agree. That was just an awesome thread.

Link, please!!

Was this the lady who took such giant poops that she had to cut them up with a plastic knife and fork before flushing?! I LOVED that lady.

You have GOT to be KIDDING me!!!!!

http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/147514.page

Omg. I am dying laughing here.

That thread is fucking disugsting! I had to stop reading after first few posts. ICK!

I tend to think it's fake. As in, PPs were making fun of the OP. Otherwise.. what the hell do these people eat so that they produce elephant-sized crap?

The stars have aligned and the poop-cutting lady showed up on a new thread today! Fortunately, it seems like her problem resolved after pregnancy but she was offering support and solidarity to other expectant moms with elephant-sized-poop problems. For your poop-reading pleasure:
http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/147514.page

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I like the "your kid is a brat" posters no matter the situation. Your newborn cried?! Brat!!

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Anonymous wrote:The crazy-eyed poster whose husband almost hit 5 bicyclists in one afternoon and then complained that "none of them was wearing a helmet"

I LOVE her!

Heh. That was me. I tend to not look crazy eyed, but thanks for the honorable mention.

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Anonymous wrote:Hate the "First world problems" poster. It adds nothing to any thread. Useless comment. Useless poster.

We talking luv here, not hate!!

My all-time favorite was the bouquet bride, but I don't think she is still around.

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Anonymous wrote:The insanely constipated pregnant lady

Totally agree. That was just an awesome thread.

Link, please!!

Was this the lady who took such giant poops that she had to cut them up with a plastic knife and fork before flushing?! I LOVED that lady.

You have GOT to be KIDDING me!!!!!

http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/147514.page

Omg. I am dying laughing here.

That thread is fucking disugsting! I had to stop reading after first few posts. ICK!

I tend to think it's fake. As in, PPs were making fun of the OP. Otherwise.. what the hell do these people eat so that they produce elephant-sized crap?

The stars have aligned and the poop-cutting lady showed up on a new thread today! Fortunately, it seems like her problem resolved after pregnancy but she was offering support and solidarity to other expectant moms with elephant-sized-poop problems. For your poop-reading pleasure:
http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/147514.page

This is the one that had me laughing until I cried:
http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/223667.page

[Anonymous]

I loved the adorable girl who posted asking to set up playdates for her Indian parents. I squee'd out loud.

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Anonymous wrote:I like the nice, well spoken Mom of 9. She is a breath of fresh air.

Are you C9BL? I think she sounds sanctimonious and a bit detached from reality.

[Anonymous]

Side convo going on in this thread with Chipotle Lady

http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/255640.page

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Anonymous wrote:Names/commodity guy. Not sure why I think that's a guy.

Don't know if this has been posted, but it is a guy, it seems. He has said before that he wasn't a mom, that he was a dad. Can't stand that guy!!!