s/o who are your favorite DCUM posters?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The poster who created the "no asparagus, no peace" and "this is spearta!" graphics on the asparagus thread:
(you should read it from the start, but the graphics are on pages 5 and 7)

http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/253104.page

Thanks for posting! So funny! Come back Spearta poster, I need more graphics.

[Anonymous]

PP here. The snarky smug one who really sees no problem with what she is posting when she attacks others for having an opinion. She sounds as if she hasn't really traveled much and will fluctuate on her background according to posts. I will call her out next time, she is very transparent. You can tell she is not very educated, as she is so one sided and not at all sympathetic or supportive. Almost as if she has Tourette's. Which would be fine, except she is taking the time to write, so I doubt she does. She comes out with odd declarations via google: "Wrong! I know everything! How could you be so wrong, are you retarded?" Yes, that much of a meaningless, harsh and offensive retort.

[Anonymous]

Anyone see a pattern with a poster who seems to preface her snark with "wow..."? I know the usage is not uncommon, but I feel like I read that and the comments have the same voice. Tends to think she is laying down a real zinger, and tends to get into nasty one-on-ones that go on too long. Is there one Wow-dot-dot-dot poster or am I imagining things?

[Anonymous]

The paranoid Basis booster-ugh.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:PP here. The snarky smug one who really sees no problem with what she is posting when she attacks others for having an opinion. She sounds as if she hasn't really traveled much and will fluctuate on her background according to posts. I will call her out next time, she is very transparent. You can tell she is not very educated, as she is so one sided and not at all sympathetic or supportive. Almost as if she has Tourette's. Which would be fine, except she is taking the time to write, so I doubt she does. She comes out with odd declarations via google: "Wrong! I know everything! How could you be so wrong, are you retarded?" Yes, that much of a meaningless, harsh and offensive retort.

Still too many choices.