s/o who are your favorite DCUM posters?
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Anonymous
| Note to self: do NOT read this thread when consuming a liquid. Reading the phrase "plane pumper" just caused me to almost spit out everything from laughing too hard. |
Anonymous
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Crazy 9 Baby Lady!
Chipotle lady, of course, not so much for her actual posts (which she has toned down considerably lately) but for how ratcheted up she gets in the comments before inevitably revealing herself. Also, I like that she fesses up to being Chipotle lady when being called on it. LOL. The woman in the beauty forum who thinks bikinis are no better than wearing bras and underwear out in public and everyone who does is a whore. The woman in the relationship forum who posts every couple weeks looking for the gumption to leave her sorry excuse for a husband. She always includes that she supports the family and he blows all their money on wine while sitting at home working on a pointless dissertation that will go nowhere. He's a drunk and a crappy father but she doesn't seem yet able to leave him. I do wish she would though. I think these are the only recognizable ones for me. |
Anonymous
| The AAP-should-be-for-everyone poster on the VA schools forum who whines incessantly that her kids are "bright" but did not get into AAP. Since they did not get in, no one else should either. |
Anonymous
| I love the wearing a bikini is merely wearing underwear in public poster as well. |
Anonymous
Me too. He's hot! |
Anonymous
I'm thinking the fact that I can identify all of these posters - may mean I need to step away from DCUM for a bit 
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Anonymous
| How the heck do you all keep up with who is who? I must not read enough. |
Anonymous
| Does Chipotle mom = bridal bouquet lady = make-up bag lady? |
Anonymous
| I love all of the "Playground Nazi" posters who get into shouting matches with children at playgrounds. |
Anonymous
Agreed. I don't judge though - I wish I could recognize posters!! |
Anonymous
Totally agree. That was just an awesome thread. |
Anonymous
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The sky-is-falling-doomsday guy on the real estate forum who is convinced that the D.C. real estate market is about to crash. And the "401Ks are scams" guy. (Don't know why I think they're both men either, but they amuse me.)
Annoying are the sanctimonious 9 kids catholic lady and the "if you're divorced it's because you didn't try hard enough" posters on the relationship forum. |
Anonymous
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PPs, please, please, please, provide the links!
I have no idea who the Indian lady the constipated pregnant lady and the Chipotle lady are, and I want to join in on the fun. The only one I did recognize was the bouquet bride, but that thread is a couple of years old. |
Anonymous
Link, please!! |
Anonymous
Was this the lady who took such giant poops that she had to cut them up with a plastic knife and fork before flushing?! I LOVED that lady. |