Dear middle-aged women: capri pants do nothing for you.

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Some men don't care what you wear and some men do. Of course there are men who don't like capri pants. They may not know what they're called, but they know they make women look weird.

Right. Gay ones.

Keep thinking that. I don't think many men enjoy having frumpy wives and most everyone looks frumpy in capris. I wouldn't be surprised if the men married to these frumpy women were cheating.

You are just too funny! Men are cheating because their wives wear capris! I love you because you crack me up. Anything to win an argument. But seriously, straight men do NOT care about the length of your pants! Nor do they care if you wear 3/4 length sleeves. It just doesn't make any difference to them.

Why do you think this? If men didn't care what women, why would anyone bother with lingerie? Saying all men don't care about how women look as long as they have boobs and ass is as ignorant as saying all women care about romance only and no sex. Believe it if you want to (I'm not married to you, so I don't care) but it's just not true. Men may not care about every detail of your outfit, but they certainly can have opinions on what they find attractive on a woman. Implying that a man has to be gay to notice such things is sexist and homophobic.

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Why do you think this? If men didn't care what women, why would anyone bother with lingerie? Saying all men don't care about how women look as long as they have boobs and ass is as ignorant as saying all women care about romance only and no sex. Believe it if you want to (I'm not married to you, so I don't care) but it's just not true. Men may not care about every detail of your outfit, but they certainly can have opinions on what they find attractive on a woman. Implying that a man has to be gay to notice such things is sexist and homophobic.

Men may care about the overall package, but details, such as +/- 4 inches of pant leg, not so much. Lingerie is like gift wrap. Sure, I could just dump a package of onesies on the table at the baby shower still in their target bag, but everyone likes to dress a present up. Now, would a man notice the difference between Easter wrap and baby-shower wrap? Likely not. But he will notice the difference between gift wrap and target bag.

In re: "homophobic". This means "fear of homosexuals". You have used it incorrectly. That is one not-so-subtle nuance everyone would notice.

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Anonymous wrote:I'll be sure to wear them to your next party. With Dansko clogs.

And a quilted jacket.

And a Vera Bradley handbag.

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Use the term sexual prejudice, then. Call it what you want, but "Any man who doesn't like capris on a woman is gay" is an untrue statement that is insulting to both homosexual and heterosexual men.

It's not about noticing a difference of a few inches. It's that a man, regardless of who he likes to sleep with, can tell whether he finds this look attractive or unattractive:

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Anonymous wrote:Use the term sexual prejudice, then. Call it what you want, but "Any man who doesn't like capris on a woman is gay" is an untrue statement that is insulting to both homosexual and heterosexual men.

It's not about noticing a difference of a few inches. It's that a man, regardless of who he likes to sleep with, can tell whether he finds this look attractive or unattractive:

OMG, you just keep those laughs coming! Now I'm a homophobe because I say straight men don't care about the length of your pants! And because men like lingerie, they must also care about the length of your pants! That's hilarious. I agree that the capris you posted are silly looking but I could easily find you a ridiculous looking pair of jeans or a ridiculous skirt. It proves nothing!

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OP, and what is your opinion on zebra pants?

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Anonymous wrote:Use the term sexual prejudice, then. Call it what you want, but "Any man who doesn't like capris on a woman is gay" is an untrue statement that is insulting to both homosexual and heterosexual men.

It's not about noticing a difference of a few inches. It's that a man, regardless of who he likes to sleep with, can tell whether he finds this look attractive or unattractive

My straight husband hates capris. I still wear them once in awhile, I know they aren't the most fashionable, but I could do worse!

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Anonymous wrote:OP, and what is your opinion on zebra pants?

LOL! Oh nooo the zebra pants debate again. I wish that OP had been clear about "Zebra pants" vs. "zebra pants".

[Anonymous]

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Some men don't care what you wear and some men do. Of course there are men who don't like capri pants. They may not know what they're called, but they know they make women look weird.

Right. Gay ones.

Keep thinking that. I don't think many men enjoy having frumpy wives and most everyone looks frumpy in capris. I wouldn't be surprised if the men married to these frumpy women were cheating.

You are just too funny! Men are cheating because their wives wear capris! I love you because you crack me up. Anything to win an argument. But seriously, straight men do NOT care about the length of your pants! Nor do they care if you wear 3/4 length sleeves. It just doesn't make any difference to them.

This! I once told my DH that I wanted to change into capris and came out with capris that were the same color of the pants I had on before. He asked me if the pants I had on had shrunk in the wash or if they were like that on purpose. I said on purpose. He shrugged and said my ass looked hot.

That's the kind of man I like, not the kind that knows what capris are.

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Anonymous wrote:I'll be sure to wear them to your next party. With Dansko clogs.

And a quilted jacket.

And a Vera Bradley handbag.

I'm sitting next this woman right now!

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Anonymous wrote: They cut off the leg, making the wearer appear short and stocky.

This is a ridiculous statement. I am 5'10" and 125 lbs. 32" inseam. Not even capri pants will make me appear short and stocky.

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OP, what did you wear to this event? Please be specific.

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Anonymous wrote:Use the term sexual prejudice, then. Call it what you want, but "Any man who doesn't like capris on a woman is gay" is an untrue statement that is insulting to both homosexual and heterosexual men.

It's not about noticing a difference of a few inches. It's that a man, regardless of who he likes to sleep with, can tell whether he finds this look attractive or unattractive

My straight husband hates capris. I still wear them once in awhile, I know they aren't the most fashionable, but I could do worse!

You should definitely accuse him of cheating on you. He probably can't take it anymore that your pants do not always reach your ankles!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I'll be sure to wear them to your next party. With Dansko clogs.

And a quilted jacket.

And a Vera Bradley handbag.

I'm sitting next this woman right now!

PP, where are you? Are you okay? I'm worried about you, should we all come get you?

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Anonymous wrote:OP, what did you wear to this event? Please be specific.

Pasties and short shorts.