Recurring characters of DCUM, as written by a DCUM veteran

[Anonymous]

The people who post nasty rumors about schools and then say oh-so-innocently, "I mean, that's just what I've *heard* I could be wrong!" We see you, troll.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:They are:

-Brunch granny
-Oxford DPhil parent in the college forum
-Poster who has multiple full-time jobs (J1, J2, J3) at once in the jobs forum
-Poster who keeps saying the US is becoming “like Brazil”


Any others?

The bolded drives me crazy. So annoying.

They always misspell words in British uni terminology (like “Michaelmas”) and get corrected but they continue to

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Citation demanding poster

The person who makes up random crap.

Not trolling - what are some of the things they say/have made up?

97.3% of posts are fiction

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Angry parent of "super high-stats" kid who was rejected from VT even though "he is smarter than 95% of other applicants." Makes me laugh every time.

Troll who spews absolute venom at Republicans and writes illiterate garbage in double-spaced screeds.

Totally warranted

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The Norma Kamali poster in Beauty & Fashion. I love her. Someone will post a thread titled "I need something conservative and understated to wear to my DIL's baby shower" and NK poster will suggest a lime green lycra jumpsuit with fur trim and cutouts. At first it was mildly annoying but she's stuck with it and now I look forward to her posts.

The Langley Elementary booster who posts poetic odes to her favorite school.

RIP the DC school lottery Swami, who got chased away by people who were offended by her use of the term "swami." This is why we can't have nice things.

More than one person, but the person/people who will respond to even the mildest criticism of a husband in the Relationship forum with "Divorce him." I don't think it's good advice, but it's reliability is a DCUM staple.

Similarly, the people who will respond to any thread about dead bedrooms, keeping sex alive in a marriage, or sex post 40 or 45 by explaining how they do it like 2-3x a day, in their 60s, no problem. I don't believe them, but their insistence is funny to me.

Ah yes, the “Coven of Bitter Divorcees.”

They really REALLY hate men!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Angry parent of "super high-stats" kid who was rejected from VT even though "he is smarter than 95% of other applicants." Makes me laugh every time.

Troll who spews absolute venom at Republicans and writes illiterate garbage in double-spaced screeds.

Totally warranted

You’re the troll, aren’t you.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:The 50+ yo mom of 5 who weighs 115 lbs, etc etc.,,

Lol - and they have a HHI of $100K but have saved “plenty” for retirement and college

Is this the same woman who has not worked in 30 years, has multiple grandchildren, has boasted numerous times that she bathed all five children nightly for their entire childhoods, etc. etc. etc... and is perhaps the most smug, obnoxious person who has ever posted here?

[Anonymous]

The extremely strict Canadian mom

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The 50+ yo mom of 5 who weighs 115 lbs, etc etc.,,

Lol - and they have a HHI of $100K but have saved “plenty” for retirement and college

Is this the same woman who has not worked in 30 years, has multiple grandchildren, has boasted numerous times that she bathed all five children nightly for their entire childhoods, etc. etc. etc... and is perhaps the most smug, obnoxious person who has ever posted here?

Omg I remember that poster. Is she the one that always brags that her 5 kids got full scholarships to SEC schools? I think she was a military wife?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Angry parent of "super high-stats" kid who was rejected from VT even though "he is smarter than 95% of other applicants." Makes me laugh every time.

Troll who spews absolute venom at Republicans and writes illiterate garbage in double-spaced screeds.

Totally warranted

You’re the troll, aren’t you.

Nope. DP. But I do think red states suck.

[Anonymous]

The bitter divorced dad who responds to any divorce/custody post about how women intentionally make she their ex-husbands aren’t able to parent and only want child support. Notable because he always comes in with capitalized Mom and Dad for the parents even if OP doesn’t specify gender. Also because he will not listen to reason.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Lady who thinks McLean HS is neglected

I am a dad. McLean HS is severely neglected. Like - dilapidated in many many places.

The lady who posts that doesn’t just think it’s neglected. It IS neglected!

But since the woke school board absolutely hates McLean (because it’s white/Asian privileged) nothing will change at the HS.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Angry parent of "super high-stats" kid who was rejected from VT even though "he is smarter than 95% of other applicants." Makes me laugh every time.

Troll who spews absolute venom at Republicans and writes illiterate garbage in double-spaced screeds.

Totally warranted

You are an extremist nut-job.

[Anonymous]

Brunch granny’s persona in the college forum: any time discussion of a gap year comes up, she panics that it will delay women making babies

Poster in the college forum who thinks Greek life is the end all be all and uses the terms “orbit” and “interloper” a lot

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Angry parent of "super high-stats" kid who was rejected from VT even though "he is smarter than 95% of other applicants." Makes me laugh every time.

Troll who spews absolute venom at Republicans and writes illiterate garbage in double-spaced screeds.

Are you talking about the one that pops up anytime someone mentions going to college in AL/FL/TX? She goes on a screed about “our daughters”

Yes! She's also all over the political forum, but always gets deleted because she spews complete lies and insults.

Is she also crazy gun-control lady, who just can’t wait to create a new post after every newsworthy shooting, then she sock-puppets the cr@p out of her own thread? She has a serious mental problem.