Feast your eyes on Gwyneth Paltrow's new manse in Montecito

[Anonymous]

I love it!! I also feel really poor after seeing it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Underwhelmed. Except perhaps for the dining room (and the hammock) it is too pared back. And I'm a minimalist at heart. But there is nothing alive or specific to the couple about this house.

+1 The dining room looks like it was dropped in from a totally different photo shoot. I like it.

Some of the ultramodern furniture is cool, but some is just strange and uncomfortable looking. I genuinely hate the marble bar area.

[Anonymous]

I like her dishes (blue/white) that’s it. I hope she didn’t light one of her vag candles for the tour. I feel for her though, no one is perfect so why try to act as though she is. It’s got to be hard.

[Anonymous]

This whole AD in my home thing is so gross. Do these people not have any sense of decorum? It’s just a marketing video anyway they’ve always sell a couple of months later. Also what is up with all those references to Europe? Ick.

[Anonymous]

Money can’t buy taste.

[Anonymous]

"I was ideating for a future self that didn’t exist yet,” she adds.

Blahhhhhhh

[Anonymous]

I want to see more of the kitchen! Is there only the two (basically the same angle) pics?

[Anonymous]

The pool is boring

[Anonymous]

I like the kitchen but no much else. The kitchen feels warm but agree with PPs that some of the other rooms seem cold and stifling. I would have liked to see some of the outdoor spaces - I bet they are amazing.

I love how she was like, we built it from the ground up, "it was QUITE an undertaking." yea I'm sure she worked real hard LOL.

[Anonymous]

Are there people whose first thought at the mention of Gwyneth is NOT jade eggs and vagina candles?

[Anonymous]

Not my style

[Anonymous]

The dining chairs look like you could topple right over after a few glasses of wine!

Also, the benches at the kitchen table scream "tell me you have never actually had a meal at this table".

Love the hanging bed/hammock. Could do without the stone bar and the strange Avant Garde art.

Not a single comfortable place to sit down. Mainly because the house is for show, not for living.

[Anonymous]

Honestly I like the kitchen and the hammock but everything else, while beautiful in its own style, is not anything I'd choose for my own home.

I do love the spa though, but I think I just love the idea of a spa more than that specific one haha.

[Anonymous]

Doesn’t look warm or cozy - and every room is a design piece. Not homey. But I do love the pool, that would be luxurious.

[Anonymous]

Lovely and rich-- I would like more color--- too much white.