Feast your eyes on Gwyneth Paltrow's new manse in Montecito
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| Great, if you enjoy living with cold hard surfaces everywhere you go. |
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It looks uncomfortable and stuffy.
I want somewhere I can cozy up and relax. You can’t fart on those benches and chairs without it echoing to every room in the house. |
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Can't stand Paltrow but love the design!! That in-home hammam and the living room hammock. WOW.
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| besides the stupid "avant garde" painting set, i like it. (seriously, how gwyneth can you get with that art?) |
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| She lives such a dream life. She won the lottery! |
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| Doesn't look comfortable or homey at all. |
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Wow
I love it! |
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| The hammock is my favorite part. And those big black doors. |
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| What a stunning home. I agree some of those chairs are a little too space-age for my comfort, but the place looks amazing. Love the $45,000 chandelier and $65,000 hammock. And the $30,000 showerhead. And the Chanel dress she’s wearing when she’s draped across the sofa. |
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| "Ideating for a future self"???? |
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She’s really just owning her insufferability. |
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lol. But you don't fart on the macrobiotic diet. |
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| I quite like it, actually. But I would want armrests on a lounge chair. |
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| Underwhelmed. Except perhaps for the dining room (and the hammock) it is too pared back. And I'm a minimalist at heart. But there is nothing alive or specific to the couple about this house. |