The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread

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Anonymous wrote:Sorry guys, I went looking on Twitter (because I can’t post photos here from Instagram apparently) for a full shot of the light blue/black coordinated outfit, and now I’m just posting everything I find. Here’s Junior’s wedding, to which Ivanka wore a wedding dress. Weird.

Didn't Pippa Middleton ALSO wear a white dress to her sisters wedding??

Yowza this is the worst photo of the boys that I have ever seen. I am almost embarrassed for everyone in this picture.

Chubby with overbites and bad hair.

Their faces look like raw chicken.

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Anonymous wrote:Ivanka gets a head start on seasonal ugly sweater contests with this turkey:



She also loves her long pleated skirts. At least no white shoes (that I can see). I think she may have photoshopped herself in the picture because she’s off getting a plastic surgery update.

Interesting...I WONDERED why she wasn't using new photos. How did you know about her plastic surgery update?

I'm really into Ivanka's sweater here. I do not like the skirt though. It would be cute with some jeans or something casual.

I don't understand how one tucks a sweater into a pleated skirt like that without creating an unsightly bulge under the skirt fabric.

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Anonymous wrote:Ivanka gets a head start on seasonal ugly sweater contests with this turkey:



She also loves her long pleated skirts. At least no white shoes (that I can see). I think she may have photoshopped herself in the picture because she’s off getting a plastic surgery update.

Interesting...I WONDERED why she wasn't using new photos. How did you know about her plastic surgery update?

I'm really into Ivanka's sweater here. I do not like the skirt though. It would be cute with some jeans or something casual.

I don't understand how one tucks a sweater into a pleated skirt like that without creating an unsightly bulge under the skirt fabric.

You also tuck into spanx. And photoshop

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You also tuck into spanx. And photoshop

+1

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Anonymous wrote:. As well as a retro photo:


I saw this retro photo posted on the Daily Mail website yesterday under the headline "Ivanka helping mom basting the turkey." This appears to be a fully cooked turkey and Ivana is holding a (pristine) ladle and Ivanka is holding up a gravy boat. Either they are performing some sort of late term abortion or this is stunt photo.

And isn't the knife a cleaver? "Pick up some utensils, any utensils"

There is no knife, she's holding the side of the pan the turkey is in

Okay, that changes everything.

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In Frozen 3, Melanie is the Ice Queen who freezes the world in order to preserve her youth

If Trump were a Democratic president, Melania would be gracing the covers of every major fashion magazine.
She is quite stunning.

omg and can you imagine the conniptions over a former nude "model" who got here on a fraudulent visa, if she were a democrat?

jesus, it would really be something. i guess at least her arms aren't bare.

And beneficiary of “chain migration,”

At least before she was flotus, she put her arms in sleeves:

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Well, she was really pretty. I wonder if someone can do a CGI age-adjustment photo so we'd know what she'd look like without all that plastic surgery. I'm about her age, and think she looks easily 5-10 years older than she is because most women don't go so aggressively for the fuller and nips until their 50s or 60s, so it's a "look" I associate with much older women.

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Anonymous wrote:

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Anonymous wrote:

In Frozen 3, Melanie is the Ice Queen who freezes the world in order to preserve her youth

If Trump were a Democratic president, Melania would be gracing the covers of every major fashion magazine.
She is quite stunning.

omg and can you imagine the conniptions over a former nude "model" who got here on a fraudulent visa, if she were a democrat?

jesus, it would really be something. i guess at least her arms aren't bare.

And beneficiary of “chain migration,”

At least before she was flotus, she put her arms in sleeves:

am i crazy or does she even look like donald in drag there, too? i thought this thing of her face morphing into his was new - but maybe they found each other because they found themselves in each other.

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Anonymous wrote:Well, I hate everything about this administration, but I kinda love the coat-cape look. I basically want to dress like a fantasy/sci-fi character every day of the week. The coat over shoulders definitely reads like old school Star Trek new world fashion to me...so I love it! I'm also pretty impressed by how she manages to keep it balanced on her shoulders while she walks. It's like the only example of balance that this administration is capable of.

PS After accidentally reading an old Guardian article about election night, and seeing the anecdote that Karen Pence refused to kiss her husband after learning that they won and just saying something like "Well, you got what you wanted."....I now feel like we should lay off KP's fashion choices. She is so clearly not here by choice.

I totally agree with coat cape comment.

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Robin Givhan is a national treasure. Her reviews of impeachment hearings were terrific.

One of my all time favorite columns of hers was from years ago, where she reviewed the dress and hairstyles of women in some Texas cult. The women all wore these odd, super high bangs.

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In Frozen 3, Melanie is the Ice Queen who freezes the world in order to preserve her youth

If Trump were a Democratic president, Melania would be gracing the covers of every major fashion magazine.
She is quite stunning.

No she wouldn’t. She’s dead behind the eyes. Just compare photos of her when she was dating the Donald to now.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

In Frozen 3, Melanie is the Ice Queen who freezes the world in order to preserve her youth

If Trump were a Democratic president, Melania would be gracing the covers of every major fashion magazine.
She is quite stunning.

No she wouldn’t. She’s dead behind the eyes. Just compare photos of her when she was dating the Donald to now.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

In Frozen 3, Melanie is the Ice Queen who freezes the world in order to preserve her youth

If Trump were a Democratic president, Melania would be gracing the covers of every major fashion magazine.
She is quite stunning.

No she wouldn’t. She’s dead behind the eyes. Just compare photos of her when she was dating the Donald to now.

ugh - trying again: https://binged.it/2DJpnjP

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

In Frozen 3, Melanie is the Ice Queen who freezes the world in order to preserve her youth

If Trump were a Democratic president, Melania would be gracing the covers of every major fashion magazine.
She is quite stunning.

No she wouldn’t. She’s dead behind the eyes. Just compare photos of her when she was dating the Donald to now.

ugh - trying again: https://binged.it/2DJpnjP

I’ve seen some earlier photos of her pre-surgery when she looks ok. Will try to find them.

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https://www.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/celebrities/2019/12/03/trump-melania-queen-elizabeth-royal-family-palace-nato-party/2588959001/

ohhh, guys. we got some new photos!