The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread

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Anonymous wrote:https://www.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/celebrities/2019/12/03/trump-melania-queen-elizabeth-royal-family-palace-nato-party/2588959001/

ohhh, guys. we got some new photos!


fck I like that yellow cape dress/purple shoe thing combo - she should have gotten rid of the orange accessory though



Charles and Camilla look thrilled to be there
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Anonymous wrote:https://www.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/celebrities/2019/12/03/trump-melania-queen-elizabeth-royal-family-palace-nato-party/2588959001/

ohhh, guys. we got some new photos!


fck I like that yellow cape dress/purple shoe thing combo - she should have gotten rid of the orange accessory though



Charles and Camilla look thrilled to be there

Uff da. I do not. I am pro-purple (and should I live to old age, will be one of those head to toe purple women) but that is a hideous magenta purple for neither for woman nor dog. The yellow is a very canary color. Maybe I just don’t like the yellow here because it seems so out of place in the much more subtly decorated palace?

I like the yellow but am unclear from this image exactly what is happening with the asymmetrical seams and sleeves.
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Anonymous wrote:https://www.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/celebrities/2019/12/03/trump-melania-queen-elizabeth-royal-family-palace-nato-party/2588959001/

ohhh, guys. we got some new photos!


fck I like that yellow cape dress/purple shoe thing combo - she should have gotten rid of the orange accessory though



Charles and Camilla look thrilled to be there

Uff da. I do not. I am pro-purple (and should I live to old age, will be one of those head to toe purple women) but that is a hideous magenta purple for neither for woman nor dog. The yellow is a very canary color. Maybe I just don’t like the yellow here because it seems so out of place in the much more subtly decorated palace?

I like the yellow but am unclear from this image exactly what is happening with the asymmetrical seams and sleeves.


It's hideous! She is wearing a purple dress underneath the yellow cape coat thing.

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Someone realized she'd arrive there wearing her coat inside with the arms out and invented this instead. It's not good.
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Anonymous wrote:https://www.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/celebrities/2019/12/03/trump-melania-queen-elizabeth-royal-family-palace-nato-party/2588959001/

ohhh, guys. we got some new photos!


fck I like that yellow cape dress/purple shoe thing combo - she should have gotten rid of the orange accessory though



Charles and Camilla look thrilled to be there

Uff da. I do not. I am pro-purple (and should I live to old age, will be one of those head to toe purple women) but that is a hideous magenta purple for neither for woman nor dog. The yellow is a very canary color. Maybe I just don’t like the yellow here because it seems so out of place in the much more subtly decorated palace?

I like the yellow but am unclear from this image exactly what is happening with the asymmetrical seams and sleeves.


It's hideous! She is wearing a purple dress underneath the yellow cape coat thing.



Based on facial expressions I think Trump is farting in that photo
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Anonymous wrote:Someone realized she'd arrive there wearing her coat inside with the arms out and invented this instead. It's not good.


I was thinking the same thing. It’s a coat impossible to take off.
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In Frozen 3, Melanie is the Ice Queen who freezes the world in order to preserve her youth


If Trump were a Democratic president, Melania would be gracing the covers of every major fashion magazine.
She is quite stunning.


No she wouldn’t. She’s dead behind the eyes. Just compare photos of her when she was dating the Donald to now.




ugh - trying again: https://binged.it/2DJpnjP


I’ve seen some earlier photos of her pre-surgery when she looks ok. Will try to find them.


What even is this, still working out one-eyed smizing? And the lips are already getting filler:

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In Frozen 3, Melanie is the Ice Queen who freezes the world in order to preserve her youth


If Trump were a Democratic president, Melania would be gracing the covers of every major fashion magazine.
She is quite stunning.


No she wouldn’t. She’s dead behind the eyes. Just compare photos of her when she was dating the Donald to now.




ugh - trying again: https://binged.it/2DJpnjP


I’ve seen some earlier photos of her pre-surgery when she looks ok. Will try to find them.


What even is this, still working out one-eyed smizing? And the lips are already getting filler:



Yick - she looks like his daughter in those photos

I think that might be the same jacket from the other night

YICK
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Anonymous wrote:https://www.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/celebrities/2019/12/03/trump-melania-queen-elizabeth-royal-family-palace-nato-party/2588959001/

ohhh, guys. we got some new photos!


fck I like that yellow cape dress/purple shoe thing combo - she should have gotten rid of the orange accessory though



Charles and Camilla look thrilled to be there

Uff da. I do not. I am pro-purple (and should I live to old age, will be one of those head to toe purple women) but that is a hideous magenta purple for neither for woman nor dog. The yellow is a very canary color. Maybe I just don’t like the yellow here because it seems so out of place in the much more subtly decorated palace?

I like the yellow but am unclear from this image exactly what is happening with the asymmetrical seams and sleeves.


It's kind of an amazing design, there's a giant lapel on the one side, and a long scarf neck to throw over the shoulder. But the coat is too much look for the occasion, and it's a long woolen coat with a front opening, she should have taken it off long before the photos.

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Anonymous wrote:https://www.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/celebrities/2019/12/03/trump-melania-queen-elizabeth-royal-family-palace-nato-party/2588959001/

ohhh, guys. we got some new photos!


fck I like that yellow cape dress/purple shoe thing combo - she should have gotten rid of the orange accessory though



Charles and Camilla look thrilled to be there

Uff da. I do not. I am pro-purple (and should I live to old age, will be one of those head to toe purple women) but that is a hideous magenta purple for neither for woman nor dog. The yellow is a very canary color. Maybe I just don’t like the yellow here because it seems so out of place in the much more subtly decorated palace?

I like the yellow but am unclear from this image exactly what is happening with the asymmetrical seams and sleeves.


It's hideous! She is wearing a purple dress underneath the yellow cape coat thing.



Based on facial expressions I think Trump is farting in that photo


It's hideous. She looks like an Easter egg - literally, an Easter egg.
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Anonymous wrote:https://www.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/celebrities/2019/12/03/trump-melania-queen-elizabeth-royal-family-palace-nato-party/2588959001/

ohhh, guys. we got some new photos!


fck I like that yellow cape dress/purple shoe thing combo - she should have gotten rid of the orange accessory though



Charles and Camilla look thrilled to be there

Uff da. I do not. I am pro-purple (and should I live to old age, will be one of those head to toe purple women) but that is a hideous magenta purple for neither for woman nor dog. The yellow is a very canary color. Maybe I just don’t like the yellow here because it seems so out of place in the much more subtly decorated palace?

I like the yellow but am unclear from this image exactly what is happening with the asymmetrical seams and sleeves.


It's hideous! She is wearing a purple dress underneath the yellow cape coat thing.



This is the wife-of-a-dictator crazy fashion I have kind of been waiting for the entire thread.
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Anonymous wrote:Uff da. I do not. I am pro-purple (and should I live to old age, will be one of those head to toe purple women) but that is a hideous magenta purple for neither for woman nor dog. The yellow is a very canary color. Maybe I just don’t like the yellow here because it seems so out of place in the much more subtly decorated palace?

I like the yellow but am unclear from this image exactly what is happening with the asymmetrical seams and sleeves.


You said "uff da"! Hi, fellow Norski
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.....At least before she was flotus, she put her arms in sleeves:


am i crazy or does she even look like donald in drag there, too? i thought this thing of her face morphing into his was new - but maybe they found each other because they found themselves in each other.

Wow. In addition to looking like the Donald. She looks batshit crazy in that photo. I mean, she's got a great body (and clearly had her breast implants at the time), but she wasn't suppressing her inner crazy.


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I say she needed to wear sheer hose and respect the protocol while visiting the Royals
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Anonymous wrote:https://www.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/celebrities/2019/12/03/trump-melania-queen-elizabeth-royal-family-palace-nato-party/2588959001/

ohhh, guys. we got some new photos!


fck I like that yellow cape dress/purple shoe thing combo - she should have gotten rid of the orange accessory though



Charles and Camilla look thrilled to be there

Uff da. I do not. I am pro-purple (and should I live to old age, will be one of those head to toe purple women) but that is a hideous magenta purple for neither for woman nor dog. The yellow is a very canary color. Maybe I just don’t like the yellow here because it seems so out of place in the much more subtly decorated palace?

I like the yellow but am unclear from this image exactly what is happening with the asymmetrical seams and sleeves.


It's hideous! She is wearing a purple dress underneath the yellow cape coat thing.


Okay THAT’S why I don’t like it. She looks like the star of a budget children’s program from the 80s.
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