What revenge did you do to your spouse or partner when you found out they were cheating?

[Anonymous]

I had a bf years ago that cheated on me, almost moved in with him. Right after I left he moved in his ex gf, she told me on the phone he was still seeing her. I still had stuff at his house so 2 mo later I let myself in and got my stuff knowing they were both gone. I left some underwear half way under the bed, and a earring in the washer. Oh and I messed up the bed a little, then took off! I know immature, mean, revengeful blah blah blah. I did find out she ended up moving out pretty quick and they broke up for good.

[Anonymous]

thats pretty awesome

[Anonymous]

One of my friends caught her husband by following him to the gf's house. Somehow she found out this lady got a new cell phone. Back then the codes were like 1234, then you would enter your own. She didn't change it so she was able to listen to all her messages. She let me listen to one from her husband - omg. Another was him telling gf about the big fight he had with his wife. Of course they got divorced after that.

[Anonymous]

Not me, but someone I know got cheated on and moved out. When she moved out she took all the remote controls. I thought that was pretty funny. OP, what you did is awesome!

[Anonymous]

Oh my gosh. Taking the remotes is too funny!!!! That would send my poor husband over the side.

[Anonymous]

I called that 20 whatever year old and asked her what the hell was she doing with a 40 year old. I also asked why she was a home-wrecker. He walked out of the shower and nearly fainted. Then I took my 5 year old child and went away for most of the summer visiting friends and traveling abroad. I made sure to really spend money on myself (best hotels etc). I also planned a trip to the South of France with him to see if I wanted to continue the marriage.

Fast forward 10 years later and we are still together (it was a rough couple of years)

[Anonymous]

I got really fit, found a great job, learned a new language, traveled the world, met a new guy, and had a great kid.

Basically I made myself into the best thing he ever lost, and I rarely think about him.

He drunk dialed me once. He left me a VM crying and apologizing. Then he threw up. It was funny.

[Anonymous]

How about the classic put Nair (a hair remover) in the shampoo bottles?!

Or clean the toilet rim with their toothbrush.

[Anonymous]

OW sent me a letter saying that she and my H were soul mates and that she was sorry but they needed to be together because it was "in the stars" and that my kids would be fine. She explained how I could never be a good wife because I spent too much time with my kids and that she knew how to take care of a man. She planned on being a mom so my kids would have more siblings which would be great for them. YOU will NEVER, EVER, EVER get between us so just step aside. I will fight for this man until the end. It was 3 pages of similar random and more crazy ramblings.



I sent the letter to her fiance the week before their marriage with a note that said, "congratulations your future wife is a winner"

They were divorced 2 years later.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OW sent me a letter saying that she and my H were soul mates and that she was sorry but they needed to be together because it was "in the stars" and that my kids would be fine. She explained how I could never be a good wife because I spent too much time with my kids and that she knew how to take care of a man. She planned on being a mom so my kids would have more siblings which would be great for them. YOU will NEVER, EVER, EVER get between us so just step aside. I will fight for this man until the end. It was 3 pages of similar random and more crazy ramblings.



I sent the letter to her fiance the week before their marriage with a note that said, "congratulations your future wife is a winner"

They were divorced 2 years later.

Couldn't have happened to a nicer person!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I got really fit, found a great job, learned a new language, traveled the world, met a new guy, and had a great kid.

Basically I made myself into the best thing he ever lost, and I rarely think about him.

He drunk dialed me once. He left me a VM crying and apologizing. Then he threw up. It was funny.

This is the way to go. Everything else looks desperate and juvenile.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OW sent me a letter saying that she and my H were soul mates and that she was sorry but they needed to be together because it was "in the stars" and that my kids would be fine. She explained how I could never be a good wife because I spent too much time with my kids and that she knew how to take care of a man. She planned on being a mom so my kids would have more siblings which would be great for them. YOU will NEVER, EVER, EVER get between us so just step aside. I will fight for this man until the end. It was 3 pages of similar random and more crazy ramblings.



I sent the letter to her fiance the week before their marriage with a note that said, "congratulations your future wife is a winner"

They were divorced 2 years later.

Good for you, saved that poor man years! Why on earth would he have married her after seeing that?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I got really fit, found a great job, learned a new language, traveled the world, met a new guy, and had a great kid.

Basically I made myself into the best thing he ever lost, and I rarely think about him.

He drunk dialed me once.

This is perfect.

[Anonymous]

Divorced, went to grad school and remarried well. I saw her about a year ago and she had gotten huge. I really feel like her affairs helped me dodge a bullet.

[Anonymous]

This is a fun thread. Bump!