The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Sorry guys, I went looking on Twitter (because I can’t post photos here from Instagram apparently) for a full shot of the light blue/black coordinated outfit, and now I’m just posting everything I find. Here’s Junior’s wedding, to which Ivanka wore a wedding dress. Weird.

this looks like a still from a horror movie!

So remind me, this is Neck, Liberty, Hair and Gums?

I think Jr is Chin(less).

[Anonymous]

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I've never seen so many shades of brown all at the same time.

Yet together, they look divine. Home run for her with this one.

Divine? It fits, but she looks like an Airline Stewardess.

I think she flew with Daddy this day, so it fits.

By the way, Daddy's doctor is traveling in the plane with them now. Ivanka was there, too. Interesting, no?

And they exited from the airplane stairs closer to the ground...easier for Gramps.

[Anonymous]

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A leather button-down. Huh.

She looks like a Boy Scout.

[Anonymous]

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A leather button-down. Huh.

Very hitler youth.

I guess beige is the new black. Color me impeached.

I was going to say this outfit looked fine, but she does look she should be leaping on benches and bragging about being 17.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

A leather button-down. Huh.

She looks like a Boy Scout.

Hitler Youth

I wonder if the back of the shirt has some kind of message written on it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

A leather button-down. Huh.

Very hitler youth.

I guess beige is the new black. Color me impeached.

I was going to say this outfit looked fine, but she does look she should be leaping on benches and bragging about being 17.

Yes! Which is why her pants are waiting for high tide - she shot up so fast, her pants are too short!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I have a suit like that and I regret buying it because I just feel like it’s not that flattering and hard to wear. But I think it’s a fine choice. The problem with the shell is that the undertones are off—it’s a mushroom shade of brown which has cool undertones and the suit has warm undertones. Monochromatic only works if you stay in the same family. A warm chocolate, caramel or cream she’ll would be better. This mushroom would go better with a brown that tended more to khaki (although that would be hideous for other reasons).

I take issue with the person who criticized brown as for depressed people. I love brown and look good in it. Most of my favorite things are brown...coffee, chocolate, dogs, the dessert....

Excellent analysis! That's why I was bothered by the shell! But, for Ivanka, this is definitely a win.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Sorry guys, I went looking on Twitter (because I can’t post photos here from Instagram apparently) for a full shot of the light blue/black coordinated outfit, and now I’m just posting everything I find. Here’s Junior’s wedding, to which Ivanka wore a wedding dress. Weird.

this looks like a still from a horror movie!

Why is Ivanka's left hand frozen in this "wanna grip something but nothing is here for me to grip" position?

Like a Barbie!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Sorry guys, I went looking on Twitter (because I can’t post photos here from Instagram apparently) for a full shot of the light blue/black coordinated outfit, and now I’m just posting everything I find. Here’s Junior’s wedding, to which Ivanka wore a wedding dress. Weird.

this looks like a still from a horror movie!

So remind me, this is Neck, Liberty, Hair and Gums?

I think Jr is Chin(less).

I was going to say that time has not been kind to the Trump boys but clearly there wasn’t much to start with.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I have a suit like that and I regret buying it because I just feel like it’s not that flattering and hard to wear. But I think it’s a fine choice. The problem with the shell is that the undertones are off—it’s a mushroom shade of brown which has cool undertones and the suit has warm undertones. Monochromatic only works if you stay in the same family. A warm chocolate, caramel or cream she’ll would be better. This mushroom would go better with a brown that tended more to khaki (although that would be hideous for other reasons).

I take issue with the person who criticized brown as for depressed people. I love brown and look good in it. Most of my favorite things are brown...coffee, chocolate, dogs, the dessert....

Excellent analysis! That's why I was bothered by the shell! But, for Ivanka, this is definitely a win.

I thought that was where she was shooting for being edgy.

The pants have a stiched on crease, right? I actually think she looks nice (I'd say lavender shell, or a deep purple-type color) but in the late 60s-70s my mom wore polyester knit slacks with the stitched crease which this reminds me of.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

A leather button-down. Huh.

Very hitler youth.

I guess beige is the new black. Color me impeached.

I was going to say this outfit looked fine, but she does look she should be leaping on benches and bragging about being 17.

My first thought was Park Ranger, not Hitler Youth, but I must applaud this A+ comment.

[Anonymous]

Oooh only one boob pocket, that is new.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

I've never seen so many shades of brown all at the same time.

Yet together, they look divine. Home run for her with this one.

Divine? It fits, but she looks like an Airline Stewardess.

I think she flew with Daddy this day, so it fits.

By the way, Daddy's doctor is traveling in the plane with them now. Ivanka was there, too. Interesting, no?

And they exited from the airplane stairs closer to the ground...easier for Gramps.

Doesn’t a doctor always travel with POTUS?

He’s afraid of stairs remember.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

A leather button-down. Huh.

Very hitler youth.

I guess beige is the new black. Color me impeached.

I was going to say this outfit looked fine, but she does look she should be leaping on benches and bragging about being 17.

My first thought was Park Ranger, not Hitler Youth, but I must applaud this A+ comment.

Building off pp’s comment, where’s a rainstorm and a gazebo when you need one?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Oooh only one boob pocket, that is new.

She donated the other to Adam schiff.