The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread

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I've never seen so many shades of brown all at the same time.

Yet together, they look divine. Home run for her with this one.

Divine? It fits, but she looks like an Airline Stewardess.

I think she flew with Daddy this day, so it fits.

By the way, Daddy's doctor is traveling in the plane with them now. Ivanka was there, too. Interesting, no?

And they exited from the airplane stairs closer to the ground...easier for Gramps.

Doesn’t a doctor always travel with POTUS?

He’s afraid of stairs remember.

Brief non-fashion digression:
Yes, a doctor always travels with, but isn’t at the elbow. That’s atypical, as is the use of the downstairs stairs.

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This is unobjectionable, considering the model. The pants are a bit too short but this is a common sin.

Monochromatic dressing works better when textures are different.

I think everyone is looking for things to nitpick here. I am not a fan At All, and I have watched this thread with horrified glee for months, and even posted some worst offending outfits. But, I have to give credit. This is a fantastic outfit and she looks amazing.

I don't know about "amazing" but it's pretty good for a fashion layout in an 80s working woman magazine. It's downright modest and fits. As with all fashion shoots, the fabric looks like these clothes have never been worn before and never will be worn again by this person. Generally, she knows who she works for and knows that how she looks is the most important part of her job.
Fashion-wise, it's a win!

Pants look unhemmed, which means they are too short for her. High end pants are typically sold unhemmed. If these are unhemmed and STILL too short, they are either too short to begin with, or need to be worth with a lower heel.

[Anonymous]

Oh my gosh, 11/20/2019 13:51, those weird bumps in the wedding photo have migrated to her knees in the all brown outfit!

It’s first thing in the morning, and she must have the boniest knees ever to have already left an imprint.

Or... maybe...the best endoskeleton money can buy.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

This is unobjectionable, considering the model. The pants are a bit too short but this is a common sin.

Monochromatic dressing works better when textures are different.

I think everyone is looking for things to nitpick here. I am not a fan At All, and I have watched this thread with horrified glee for months, and even posted some worst offending outfits. But, I have to give credit. This is a fantastic outfit and she looks amazing.

I don't know about "amazing" but it's pretty good for a fashion layout in an 80s working woman magazine. It's downright modest and fits. As with all fashion shoots, the fabric looks like these clothes have never been worn before and never will be worn again by this person. Generally, she knows who she works for and knows that how she looks is the most important part of her job.
Fashion-wise, it's a win!

Pants look unhemmed, which means they are too short for her. High end pants are typically sold unhemmed. If these are unhemmed and STILL too short, they are either too short to begin with, or need to be worth with a lower heel.

Good catch. Agree, she needs a lower heel and an actual hem.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

This is unobjectionable, considering the model. The pants are a bit too short but this is a common sin.

Monochromatic dressing works better when textures are different.

I think everyone is looking for things to nitpick here. I am not a fan At All, and I have watched this thread with horrified glee for months, and even posted some worst offending outfits. But, I have to give credit. This is a fantastic outfit and she looks amazing.

I don't know about "amazing" but it's pretty good for a fashion layout in an 80s working woman magazine. It's downright modest and fits. As with all fashion shoots, the fabric looks like these clothes have never been worn before and never will be worn again by this person. Generally, she knows who she works for and knows that how she looks is the most important part of her job.
Fashion-wise, it's a win!

Pants look unhemmed, which means they are too short for her. High end pants are typically sold unhemmed. If these are unhemmed and STILL too short, they are either too short to begin with, or need to be worth with a lower heel.

Good catch. Agree, she needs a lower heel and an actual hem.

Jesus, she really has morphed into The Bad Place version of HRC.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

I've never seen so many shades of brown all at the same time.

Yet together, they look divine. Home run for her with this one.

Divine? It fits, but she looks like an Airline Stewardess.

I think she flew with Daddy this day, so it fits.

By the way, Daddy's doctor is traveling in the plane with them now. Ivanka was there, too. Interesting, no?

And they exited from the airplane stairs closer to the ground...easier for Gramps.

Doesn’t a doctor always travel with POTUS?

He’s afraid of stairs remember.

Doctor does not normally travel in same car or exit directly after ores. They are keeping him very close.

[Anonymous]

Unhemmed pants - another instance of “wealthy” Trumps being cheap

[Anonymous]

The shot with the sunglasses is great though. They are awesome sunglasses and the look on her face is just so “too rich to give a F— about any of you”—-it’s like for one brief moment, she dropped the sunshine Barbie act.

The Unhemmed pants suggest to me that someone told her she needed a suit and she had to get something appropriate fast and didn’t have time to get it hemmed. It’s clearly not like anything she has in her closet. The question is, why now is she suddenly motivated to dress like a normal professional woman? She is full of mysteries.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

This is unobjectionable, considering the model. The pants are a bit too short but this is a common sin.

Monochromatic dressing works better when textures are different.

I think everyone is looking for things to nitpick here. I am not a fan At All, and I have watched this thread with horrified glee for months, and even posted some worst offending outfits. But, I have to give credit. This is a fantastic outfit and she looks amazing.

I don't know about "amazing" but it's pretty good for a fashion layout in an 80s working woman magazine. It's downright modest and fits. As with all fashion shoots, the fabric looks like these clothes have never been worn before and never will be worn again by this person. Generally, she knows who she works for and knows that how she looks is the most important part of her job.
Fashion-wise, it's a win!

Pants look unhemmed, which means they are too short for her. High end pants are typically sold unhemmed. If these are unhemmed and STILL too short, they are either too short to begin with, or need to be worth with a lower heel.

Good catch. Agree, she needs a lower heel and an actual hem.

Jesus, she really has morphed into The Bad Place version of HRC.

She looks pissed in the second photo. It is refreshing not to see her fake smile for once.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The shot with the sunglasses is great though. They are awesome sunglasses and the look on her face is just so “too rich to give a F— about any of you”—-it’s like for one brief moment, she dropped the sunshine Barbie act.

The Unhemmed pants suggest to me that someone told her she needed a suit and she had to get something appropriate fast and didn’t have time to get it hemmed. It’s clearly not like anything she has in her closet. The question is, why now is she suddenly motivated to dress like a normal professional woman? She is full of mysteries.

So true. I still think she’s rocking the terminator vibe though:

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The shot with the sunglasses is great though. They are awesome sunglasses and the look on her face is just so “too rich to give a F— about any of you”—-it’s like for one brief moment, she dropped the sunshine Barbie act.

The Unhemmed pants suggest to me that someone told her she needed a suit and she had to get something appropriate fast and didn’t have time to get it hemmed. It’s clearly not like anything she has in her closet. The question is, why now is she suddenly motivated to dress like a normal professional woman? She is full of mysteries.

What I like about the shot is her dad is off camera in the right foreground reading his sharpie notes:

Also, I think the sunnies make her nose look fake:

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A leather button-down. Huh.

She looks like a Boy Scout.

Hitler Youth

I wonder if the back of the shirt has some kind of message written on it.

Nice. You're totally right.

[Anonymous]

She looks exactly like HRC here (which I personally think is a good look)

[Anonymous]

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She looks exactly like HRC here (which I personally think is a good look)

Could her new fashion look be a nod to her moving away mentally from her father and his crimes? I know I am hoping, but it's nice to think about. =-D

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:The shot with the sunglasses is great though. They are awesome sunglasses and the look on her face is just so “too rich to give a F— about any of you”—-it’s like for one brief moment, she dropped the sunshine Barbie act.

The Unhemmed pants suggest to me that someone told her she needed a suit and she had to get something appropriate fast and didn’t have time to get it hemmed. It’s clearly not like anything she has in her closet. The question is, why now is she suddenly motivated to dress like a normal professional woman? She is full of mysteries.

What I like about the shot is her dad is off camera in the right foreground reading his sharpie notes:

Also, I think the sunnies make her nose look fake:

They totally make her nose look fake, like they should have massive eyebrows attached. “Oh no, ma’am, you don’t know me. I’m... Lurvanka Doip? Lurvanka Doip. I work here, in the White House, I’m... a cleaning lady! Yes and now I am going to my private jet to fly I mean my I mean the bus.... I’m leaving anyway. Goodbye.”