The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread

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Anonymous wrote:I prefer Ivanka's hair styled that way instead of the straight, part in the middle. But what is with the makeup change? What happened?

Can someone explain the photographer who is always in front of her house taking pictures of her when she leaves? Does the photographer secretly work for Ivanka? Or is it really a papparazzo? I saw all the family pictures of the Kushners walking to shul that were linked above. They were just so staged - it looked like a photo session if you hire your own private photographer.

I thought the same thing.

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This striping along her part, uniform as the bag print.

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Anonymous wrote:Well Tiffany posted a pic on Instagram that is just a terrible outfit. I think it's substitute teacher that wore a dress she got for her cousin's weddin' in Fredneck: https://www.instagram.com/p/B1-VRhBhSJC/

and the quilted shoes? because she'll be on her feet all day, including lunchroom duty.

I don't love the shoes, but that's a terrific dress and she looks great. Pretty color blue, very flattering fit. This is the best I've seen her look.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Well Tiffany posted a pic on Instagram that is just a terrible outfit. I think it's substitute teacher that wore a dress she got for her cousin's weddin' in Fredneck: https://www.instagram.com/p/B1-VRhBhSJC/

and the quilted shoes? because she'll be on her feet all day, including lunchroom duty.

I don't love the shoes, but that's a terrific dress and she looks great. Pretty color blue, very flattering fit. This is the best I've seen her look.

Me too. Long and lean. Very flattering. Happy pic too.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This striping along her part, uniform as the bag print.

For someone with all her money, her hair is always pretty bad. Those highlights are terrible.

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Anonymous wrote:Well Tiffany posted a pic on Instagram that is just a terrible outfit. I think it's substitute teacher that wore a dress she got for her cousin's weddin' in Fredneck: https://www.instagram.com/p/B1-VRhBhSJC/

and the quilted shoes? because she'll be on her feet all day, including lunchroom duty.

I don't love the shoes, but that's a terrific dress and she looks great. Pretty color blue, very flattering fit. This is the best I've seen her look.

Me too. Long and lean. Very flattering. Happy pic too.

I like that dress, too. Outside of being related to the monster toddler, and occasionally apparently spending time with him, I've no beef with Tiffany - how she looks or her life.

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Not too bad but odd. I put my white jackets away already. She looks like she is trying hard but always just a bit off. So weird.

That plaid bag she has would have looked great with this.

Terrible hair, terrible makeup, ages her to about 50.

And at least one nipple is STILL visible! I have a fraction of her money and have better bras and better blonde highlights. I should send her a note with my colorist, who only charge $125.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I prefer Ivanka's hair styled that way instead of the straight, part in the middle. But what is with the makeup change? What happened?

Can someone explain the photographer who is always in front of her house taking pictures of her when she leaves? Does the photographer secretly work for Ivanka? Or is it really a papparazzo? I saw all the family pictures of the Kushners walking to shul that were linked above. They were just so staged - it looked like a photo session if you hire your own private photographer.

Of course she has a professional photographer whose job it is to take flattering pictures and feed the media beast. Why would she not do that?

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I think the summer is over and it is time for normal length pants.

Ivanka would look great in pantsuits in colors that complement her (deep dark raspberry with cream silk blouse under and strong lip; navy, cream, greys, the right violet/blue/grey). And sheath dresses. And some fit and flare dresses. A silk scarf or nice belt or strong earrings if she wants to add interest. She has so much potential...

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Not too bad but odd. I put my white jackets away already. She looks like she is trying hard but always just a bit off. So weird.

She just can’t dress herself. She appears to be referencing Dior’s New Look (a style that coincided with the near complete stripping women of their newly acquired sociological and economic power, so kind of a gross reference) with that coat, her hair is 1930s Star of the Pictures! (which is how she sees herself), the makeup is 1930s Star of the Pictures! as interpreted by a Russian stripper and the pants are just the sad cropped pants they all wear. The effect is sorta grandma sorta stripper.

No. It really isn't. You're reaching so hard to make that work, but it's not.

[Anonymous]

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Not too bad but odd. I put my white jackets away already. She looks like she is trying hard but always just a bit off. So weird.

She just can’t dress herself. She appears to be referencing Dior’s New Look (a style that coincided with the near complete stripping women of their newly acquired sociological and economic power, so kind of a gross reference) with that coat, her hair is 1930s Star of the Pictures! (which is how she sees herself), the makeup is 1930s Star of the Pictures! as interpreted by a Russian stripper and the pants are just the sad cropped pants they all wear. The effect is sorta grandma sorta stripper.

No. It really isn't. You're reaching so hard to make that work, but it's not.

Agreed. Plenty of grandma but no stripper. Upthread someone said it would be perfect for the new employee in an insurance agency - that seems about right.

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Not too bad but odd. I put my white jackets away already. She looks like she is trying hard but always just a bit off. So weird.

She just can’t dress herself. She appears to be referencing Dior’s New Look (a style that coincided with the near complete stripping women of their newly acquired sociological and economic power, so kind of a gross reference) with that coat, her hair is 1930s Star of the Pictures! (which is how she sees herself), the makeup is 1930s Star of the Pictures! as interpreted by a Russian stripper and the pants are just the sad cropped pants they all wear. The effect is sorta grandma sorta stripper.

No. It really isn't. You're reaching so hard to make that work, but it's not.

Agreed. Plenty of grandma but no stripper. Upthread someone said it would be perfect for the new employee in an insurance agency - that seems about right.

That was me! I said that! Yay!

[Anonymous]

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Not too bad but odd. I put my white jackets away already. She looks like she is trying hard but always just a bit off. So weird.

She just can’t dress herself. She appears to be referencing Dior’s New Look (a style that coincided with the near complete stripping women of their newly acquired sociological and economic power, so kind of a gross reference) with that coat, her hair is 1930s Star of the Pictures! (which is how she sees herself), the makeup is 1930s Star of the Pictures! as interpreted by a Russian stripper and the pants are just the sad cropped pants they all wear. The effect is sorta grandma sorta stripper.

No. It really isn't. You're reaching so hard to make that work, but it's not.

Agreed. Plenty of grandma but no stripper. Upthread someone said it would be perfect for the new employee in an insurance agency - that seems about right.

I think that’s a bit of an insult to insurance agency employees. Most middle class women at her age would see a suit like that on a rack near the Alfred Dunner section in Macy’s and think to themselves “PASS,” if they gave a passing thought to it at all.

Ivanka is really special.

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The waist seems off and the sleeves too short.

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I think it’s just the Daily Mail. Idk if they approve but I think it’s best if we don’t use them because their kids don’t deserve it. This outfit was for a public appearance so we should be able to find pics from that.