The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread

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Anonymous wrote:See... sassy grandma!

Anonymous wrote:I don't know what the real story is behind the capri pants hems but it suddenly dawned on me the pants look like what ladies in their 60s might wear casually while the jacket, of course, does not. I still can't convince myself they were ever sold as one outfit.

Ugh, the sassy grandma joke was funny the first couple of times. Now it’s just beating a dead horse. Let’s let it die.

Sassy grandma is immortal fool.

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It’s not a joke. Her clothing choices can literally be slotted into three categories (sassy grandma, child pageant, and Russian stripper). It explains all.

Nope. Some rando on here just made this up. It’s not some home truth.

IT really does, actually. Take, for example, her shrunken navy sweater and lower cut pants: equal part Russian stripper and child pageant contestant. The pink and grey number up top this page: sassy grandma and Russian stripper (the level of makeup). The law of three is immutable and I will fight to the death for its defense.

[Anonymous]

after that fox interview, some guy saw the whole family at a random burger king in maryland. i always wonder who goes to burger king and how they stay in business....

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:See... sassy grandma!

Anonymous wrote:I don't know what the real story is behind the capri pants hems but it suddenly dawned on me the pants look like what ladies in their 60s might wear casually while the jacket, of course, does not. I still can't convince myself they were ever sold as one outfit.

Ugh, the sassy grandma joke was funny the first couple of times. Now it’s just beating a dead horse. Let’s let it die.

Sassy grandma is immortal fool.

+1
It’s not a joke. Her clothing choices can literally be slotted into three categories (sassy grandma, child pageant, and Russian stripper). It explains all.

Nope. Some rando on here just made this up. It’s not some home truth.

IT really does, actually. Take, for example, her shrunken navy sweater and lower cut pants: equal part Russian stripper and child pageant contestant. The pink and grey number up top this page: sassy grandma and Russian stripper (the level of makeup). The law of three is immutable and I will fight to the death for its defense.

Yep, and to those who say her style used to be better, here’s an old pic (resurfacing) to categorize:

She’s also worn the coat more recently.

[Anonymous]

Mel also did the yardbird fur:

[Anonymous]

It's nice to see that Karen Pence finally got a stylist.

Although perhaps she should look into some communications coaching after urging Republican women to get on their knees for Trump

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:See... sassy grandma!

Anonymous wrote:I don't know what the real story is behind the capri pants hems but it suddenly dawned on me the pants look like what ladies in their 60s might wear casually while the jacket, of course, does not. I still can't convince myself they were ever sold as one outfit.

Ugh, the sassy grandma joke was funny the first couple of times. Now it’s just beating a dead horse. Let’s let it die.

Sassy grandma is immortal fool.

+1
It’s not a joke. Her clothing choices can literally be slotted into three categories (sassy grandma, child pageant, and Russian stripper). It explains all.

Nope. Some rando on here just made this up. It’s not some home truth.

IT really does, actually. Take, for example, her shrunken navy sweater and lower cut pants: equal part Russian stripper and child pageant contestant. The pink and grey number up top this page: sassy grandma and Russian stripper (the level of makeup). The law of three is immutable and I will fight to the death for its defense.

Um, ok.

[Anonymous]

Ugh, awkward footage of her and a bunch of guys in suits trying to visit a preschool was too painful to post.

But this suggests she might be expecting, right?

http://www.kake.com/clip/14926722/ivanka-trump-talks-child-care-in-kansas-city

And still, why is she suddenly using a full black liner a day?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Ugh, awkward footage of her and a bunch of guys in suits trying to visit a preschool was too painful to post.

But this suggests she might be expecting, right?

http://www.kake.com/clip/14926722/ivanka-trump-talks-child-care-in-kansas-city

And still, why is she suddenly using a full black liner a day?

She’s pregnant and showing it off while not formally announcing. I bet she thinks playing coy will distract from the diarrhea storm heading straight at her, Daddy, Jr, Jared, etc. And of course she’s wearing enough slap to contour a Drag Race episode.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:See... sassy grandma!

Anonymous wrote:I don't know what the real story is behind the capri pants hems but it suddenly dawned on me the pants look like what ladies in their 60s might wear casually while the jacket, of course, does not. I still can't convince myself they were ever sold as one outfit.

Ugh, the sassy grandma joke was funny the first couple of times. Now it’s just beating a dead horse. Let’s let it die.

Sassy grandma is immortal fool.

+1
It’s not a joke. Her clothing choices can literally be slotted into three categories (sassy grandma, child pageant, and Russian stripper). It explains all.

Nope. Some rando on here just made this up. It’s not some home truth.

IT really does, actually. Take, for example, her shrunken navy sweater and lower cut pants: equal part Russian stripper and child pageant contestant. The pink and grey number up top this page: sassy grandma and Russian stripper (the level of makeup). The law of three is immutable and I will fight to the death for its defense.

Yep, and to those who say her style used to be better, here’s an old pic (resurfacing) to categorize:

She’s also worn the coat more recently.

OMG is that the two dudes from the airport?

[Anonymous]

[Anonymous]

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That would be a great dress if

it were ironed
and fit
and wasn't on a sassy grandma goblin

[Anonymous]

WTF is up with the black ribbon bow in her hair? Very juvenile.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:WTF is up with the black ribbon bow in her hair? Very juvenile.

The bow is apparently intended to coordinate with the pointy black stillettos. If I were committed to the dress and shoes look, I would have picked a black brooch instead of the black ribbon hair bow and gold brooch. (My personal style has elements of "sassy grandma," and I pick up vintage brooches when I see them.)

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:WTF is up with the black ribbon bow in her hair? Very juvenile.

Uh, duh. It’s I’m Innocent cosplay. White dress, pregnant (the side view from the video tells all), hair bow, breathy whore voice while she blathers about Helping (only some) Children.

Where are the other smart posters? Don’t leave.

[Anonymous]

The gold brooch is seriously ugly. I wonder if it was a "Mommy, look what I bought you!" present.

I'm not convinced on the pregnancy. Sadly, I'm in my 40's and my gut looks like that from a side view whenever I eat pretty much anything. I also have a a-line skirt with a center seam like that and it seems to cling to the legs and make me look super pregnant. Plus the tie belt is killer for the gut. I feel like the IT pregnancy watch is getting a little Jennifer Anniston-y.