The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:A pink turtleneck with pink pearls. How. Why. How. And why.

How do you screw up something so freaking basic so badly? What is wrong with her?

Is that a turtleneck she’s wearing? It just looks like a collared shirt. The staid and conservative level was of her 1980s business wear reminds me of when a murderess in Law and Order needs to look sympathetic for the judge and jury and dons a ridiculously out of character get-up. A costume, if you will. I half expect to see a jaunty little chiffon bow in lieu of a necktie in addition to the pearls. I love pearls but those look like drugstore cheapies.

And holy moses that’s 1980s Estée Lauder Beauty Advisor “you have to wear it to sell it” level spackle.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:See... sassy grandma!

Anonymous wrote:I don't know what the real story is behind the capri pants hems but it suddenly dawned on me the pants look like what ladies in their 60s might wear casually while the jacket, of course, does not. I still can't convince myself they were ever sold as one outfit.

Ugh, the sassy grandma joke was funny the first couple of times. Now it’s just beating a dead horse. Let’s let it die.

Sassy grandma is immortal fool.

+1
It’s not a joke. Her clothing choices can literally be slotted into three categories (sassy grandma, child pageant, and Russian stripper). It explains all.

[Anonymous]

looking forward to updates! she's headed to St. Louis. what will she don? is the weather hot? Parka. is the weather cold? sassy grandma child pageant russian stripper smocked sundress?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:looking forward to updates! she's headed to St. Louis. what will she don? is the weather hot? Parka. is the weather cold? sassy grandma child pageant russian stripper smocked sundress?

If she's going to St Louis, I hope she wears her NATS gear.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:"Let's get it done, Congress!" UGHHHHHH who does this woman think she is?!

Congress Cheerleader Barbie

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:looking forward to updates! she's headed to St. Louis. what will she don? is the weather hot? Parka. is the weather cold? sassy grandma child pageant russian stripper smocked sundress?

excuse me - SEE-THRU smocked sundress, if it's cold. If it's hot, probably a fur coat and nothing else.

[Anonymous]

https://www.instagram.com/p/B3cAWuAnNiS/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet

i think she got her sweater at Baby Gap

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:https://www.instagram.com/p/B3cAWuAnNiS/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet

i think she got her sweater at Baby Gap

I feel like I accidentally just looked at a porn site. WTF

[Anonymous]

With all the discussion of animal prints on the thread about fall fashion, I just had to point out KAC's animal print wrap dress in the photo on the huffpo website. I can't get it to post. I like the dress. Whatshername standing next to her is wearing a short neck scarf that only an early 90s flight attendant should wear.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:https://www.instagram.com/p/B3cAWuAnNiS/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet

i think she got her sweater at Baby Gap

I feel like I accidentally just looked at a porn site. WTF

OP of above post - were you able to see her outfit? and the jaw hanging open again. why???? such a weird person.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:https://www.instagram.com/p/B3cAWuAnNiS/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet

i think she got her sweater at Baby Gap

And here I thought low-slung hip hugger pants were out of style!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Ivanka on Fox the other day (blathering on and on about job training and creation with clearly no idea what she is actually talking about).

I wish it was possible to see the rest of the get up but it's the make-up that is shockingly bad. Looks okay-ish in the still but watch the clip. She is Tammy Faye Bakker. And I don't get it. She used to have good makeup, even when her hair looked dirty.



https://dailycaller.com/2019/10/05/ivanka-trump-impeachment/

It's SO intense. Not a daytime look. Full on Fox Bot though, which is fitting for the interview.

I agree, I used to really like her makeup! (Credit where credit is due). No idea why she is now doing this spackle and Tammy Faye eyes.

Definitely "The Tammy Faye". Awful.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:https://www.instagram.com/p/B3cAWuAnNiS/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet

i think she got her sweater at Baby Gap

And here I thought low-slung hip hugger pants were out of style!

I assumed that was a throw-back photo

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Ivanka on Fox the other day (blathering on and on about job training and creation with clearly no idea what she is actually talking about).

I wish it was possible to see the rest of the get up but it's the make-up that is shockingly bad. Looks okay-ish in the still but watch the clip. She is Tammy Faye Bakker. And I don't get it. She used to have good makeup, even when her hair looked dirty.



https://dailycaller.com/2019/10/05/ivanka-trump-impeachment/

It's SO intense. Not a daytime look. Full on Fox Bot though, which is fitting for the interview.

I agree, I used to really like her makeup! (Credit where credit is due). No idea why she is now doing this spackle and Tammy Faye eyes.

Definitely "The Tammy Faye". Awful.

Ivanka's mom used to hawk jewelry on the Home Shopping Network. She clearly saved some for her daughter.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:See... sassy grandma!

Anonymous wrote:I don't know what the real story is behind the capri pants hems but it suddenly dawned on me the pants look like what ladies in their 60s might wear casually while the jacket, of course, does not. I still can't convince myself they were ever sold as one outfit.

Ugh, the sassy grandma joke was funny the first couple of times. Now it’s just beating a dead horse. Let’s let it die.

Sassy grandma is immortal fool.

+1
It’s not a joke. Her clothing choices can literally be slotted into three categories (sassy grandma, child pageant, and Russian stripper). It explains all.

Nope. Some rando on here just made this up. It’s not some home truth.