This is why people find Gwyneth Paltrow insufferable

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote: A Jewish woman has convinced herself that she's responsible for introducing the masses to a discipline that people took part in before she was even born . You couldn't find a better example of a try-hard as this Gwyneth character .

Speaking of Gluten-free food, unless she has celiac disease , eating Gluten-free food is futile. However , I will giver her credit for being amongst the self-appointed medical experts , who convinced their impressionable flock to join the Gluten-free bandwagon and hence increasing sales.

Wait, Gwyneth Paltrow is Jewish???

Jesus ! How old are you ? I thought this is common knowledge .

On her dad’s side. (Mom is wASP)

She has a super WASPy look. I assumed she was a WASP. I always wondered why these anti-Gwyneth Paltrow threads would periodically float by. This explains a lot. These uppity minority women have to be put in their place, before they start taking things for granted.

There is so much antisemitism on DCUM. This explains A LOT.

Wait - do you really think GP is a “minority woman”??

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote: A Jewish woman has convinced herself that she's responsible for introducing the masses to a discipline that people took part in before she was even born . You couldn't find a better example of a try-hard as this Gwyneth character .

Speaking of Gluten-free food, unless she has celiac disease , eating Gluten-free food is futile. However , I will giver her credit for being amongst the self-appointed medical experts , who convinced their impressionable flock to join the Gluten-free bandwagon and hence increasing sales.

Wait, Gwyneth Paltrow is Jewish???

Jesus ! How old are you ? I thought this is common knowledge .

On her dad’s side. (Mom is wASP)

She has a super WASPy look. I assumed she was a WASP. I always wondered why these anti-Gwyneth Paltrow threads would periodically float by. This explains a lot. These uppity minority women have to be put in their place, before they start taking things for granted.

There is so much antisemitism on DCUM. This explains A LOT.

Wait - do you really think GP is a “minority woman”??

Well the PP called her "a Jewish woman" not me.

[Anonymous]

She is not a practicing Jewish woman and she is insufferable. Her father may have been born Jewish and she may have been exposed to culturally Jewish elements during her childhood but that’s it. I believe her current husband is Jewish.

- a Jewish woman

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Anonymous wrote: A Jewish woman has convinced herself that she's responsible for introducing the masses to a discipline that people took part in before she was even born . You couldn't find a better example of a try-hard as this Gwyneth character .

Speaking of Gluten-free food, unless she has celiac disease , eating Gluten-free food is futile. However , I will giver her credit for being amongst the self-appointed medical experts , who convinced their impressionable flock to join the Gluten-free bandwagon and hence increasing sales.

Wait, Gwyneth Paltrow is Jewish???

Jesus ! How old are you ? I thought this is common knowledge .

On her dad’s side. (Mom is wASP)

Well, she has rather identified as Jewish , at least in past interviews from years ago . And , if one didn't know her mom is wasp, the paltrow name—an anglosaxonized version—or attempt at anglosaxonizing of the name Paltrowicz ( her grandfather's name) should have been a clue.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote: A Jewish woman has convinced herself that she's responsible for introducing the masses to a discipline that people took part in before she was even born . You couldn't find a better example of a try-hard as this Gwyneth character .

Speaking of Gluten-free food, unless she has celiac disease , eating Gluten-free food is futile. However , I will giver her credit for being amongst the self-appointed medical experts , who convinced their impressionable flock to join the Gluten-free bandwagon and hence increasing sales.

Wait, Gwyneth Paltrow is Jewish???

Jesus ! How old are you ? I thought this is common knowledge .

On her dad’s side. (Mom is wASP)

She has a super WASPy look. I assumed she was a WASP. I always wondered why these anti-Gwyneth Paltrow threads would periodically float by. This explains a lot. These uppity minority women have to be put in their place, before they start taking things for granted.

There is so much antisemitism on DCUM. This explains A LOT.

* Scratches head*

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote: A Jewish woman has convinced herself that she's responsible for introducing the masses to a discipline that people took part in before she was even born . You couldn't find a better example of a try-hard as this Gwyneth character .

Speaking of Gluten-free food, unless she has celiac disease , eating Gluten-free food is futile. However , I will giver her credit for being amongst the self-appointed medical experts , who convinced their impressionable flock to join the Gluten-free bandwagon and hence increasing sales.

Wait, Gwyneth Paltrow is Jewish???

Jesus ! How old are you ? I thought this is common knowledge .

On her dad’s side. (Mom is wASP)

Well, she has rather identified as Jewish , at least in past interviews from years ago . And , if one didn't know her mom is wasp, the paltrow name—an anglosaxonized version—or attempt at anglosaxonizing of the name Paltrowicz ( her grandfather's name) should have been a clue.

Why in the world would I know her grandfather’s last name? She is just so basic and plain regardless of her background.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

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Anonymous wrote: A Jewish woman has convinced herself that she's responsible for introducing the masses to a discipline that people took part in before she was even born . You couldn't find a better example of a try-hard as this Gwyneth character .

Speaking of Gluten-free food, unless she has celiac disease , eating Gluten-free food is futile. However , I will giver her credit for being amongst the self-appointed medical experts , who convinced their impressionable flock to join the Gluten-free bandwagon and hence increasing sales.

Wait, Gwyneth Paltrow is Jewish???

Jesus ! How old are you ? I thought this is common knowledge .

On her dad’s side. (Mom is wASP)

Well, she has rather identified as Jewish , at least in past interviews from years ago . And , if one didn't know her mom is wasp, the paltrow name—an anglosaxonized version—or attempt at anglosaxonizing of the name Paltrowicz ( her grandfather's name) should have been a clue.

Why in the world would I know her grandfather’s last name? She is just so basic and plain regardless of her background.

If she identified as Jewish then why would she go by Paltrow? Anyway, Paltrowicz sounds Polish.

[Anonymous]

She came out of a shiksa vagina, so newsflash she is not a Jew.

Also a Jew would not charge $75 for a vagina smelling candle and think it would sell.

But she made a smart move marrying the new husband because can give her parts in his TV shows.

I thought she did a great job on the politician on Netflix.

I am still not buying her vagina candle though.

[Anonymous]

I find her insufferable because she constantly talks about how much she values her privacy yet yaks about shit like this.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

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Anonymous wrote: A Jewish woman has convinced herself that she's responsible for introducing the masses to a discipline that people took part in before she was even born . You couldn't find a better example of a try-hard as this Gwyneth character .

Speaking of Gluten-free food, unless she has celiac disease , eating Gluten-free food is futile. However , I will giver her credit for being amongst the self-appointed medical experts , who convinced their impressionable flock to join the Gluten-free bandwagon and hence increasing sales.

Wait, Gwyneth Paltrow is Jewish???

Jesus ! How old are you ? I thought this is common knowledge .

On her dad’s side. (Mom is wASP)

She has a super WASPy look. I assumed she was a WASP. I always wondered why these anti-Gwyneth Paltrow threads would periodically float by. This explains a lot. These uppity minority women have to be put in their place, before they start taking things for granted.

There is so much antisemitism on DCUM. This explains A LOT.

No. I had no idea her dad was Jewish and I find her insufferable. She clearly identifies as WASP not Jewish.

[Anonymous]

I have a relative who is very much like Gwyneth Paltrow, even has similar interests. I think people don’t realize how much of her weirdness is just a result of being very, very rich her whole life. She hangs out with rich people, lives around rich people, dates rich people, etc. Even her company only sells to rich people. People don’t understand how insulating that type of life is. There is a rich person confidence that can come across as tone-deaf because well...it is kind of. When you don’t know people outside of a certain class you come across weird to everyone else. And her obsession with no-filter! makeup-free! and farmers’ market is practically a prototype of that demographic by the way.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Three words: jade vagina eggs.

Are you recommending? I can’t tell.

I’m surprised by how much I like her work in the Politician. Maybe because she’s playing a totally weird, rich, woo women who does whatever batshit crazy thing she thinks up. She’s very natural in it!

I thought she was funny in the Politician too. She had that kind of dry humor that she had in The Royal Tennenbaums.
I thought she seemed to be kind of making fun of herself and her real-life persona in Goop with some of her lines and how she played them in the Politician.

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Anonymous wrote:She is so depressing because I loved the movie Proof (it was a fav of mathematicians, I remember seeing reviews in academic journals) and loved her in it. Who she is is so completely counter to that.

LOL that's because she's an actor.

Well, yeah, I know that. Even so.

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Anonymous wrote: A Jewish woman has convinced herself that she's responsible for introducing the masses to a discipline that people took part in before she was even born . You couldn't find a better example of a try-hard as this Gwyneth character .

Speaking of Gluten-free food, unless she has celiac disease , eating Gluten-free food is futile. However , I will giver her credit for being amongst the self-appointed medical experts , who convinced their impressionable flock to join the Gluten-free bandwagon and hence increasing sales.

Wait, Gwyneth Paltrow is Jewish???

Jesus ! How old are you ? I thought this is common knowledge .

On her dad’s side. (Mom is wASP)

Well, she has rather identified as Jewish , at least in past interviews from years ago . And , if one didn't know her mom is wasp, the paltrow name—an anglosaxonized version—or attempt at anglosaxonizing of the name Paltrowicz ( her grandfather's name) should have been a clue.

Why in the world would I know her grandfather’s last name? She is just so basic and plain regardless of her background.

If she identified as Jewish then why would she go by Paltrow? Anyway, Paltrowicz sounds Polish.

Yes it does, which is where grand parents immigrated from.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I have a relative who is very much like Gwyneth Paltrow, even has similar interests. I think people don’t realize how much of her weirdness is just a result of being very, very rich her whole life. She hangs out with rich people, lives around rich people, dates rich people, etc. Even her company only sells to rich people. People don’t understand how insulating that type of life is. There is a rich person confidence that can come across as tone-deaf because well...it is kind of. When you don’t know people outside of a certain class you come across weird to everyone else. And her obsession with no-filter! makeup-free! and farmers’ market is practically a prototype of that demographic by the way.

I think the opposite. People do realize how insulating it, it’s just that she doesn’t. She tries to be relatable and vulnerable but she can’t help but want to e superior.