This is why people find Gwyneth Paltrow insufferable

[Anonymous]

I think she is insufferable because

a) she is a major whiner
b) she cannot act, its schmaltzy and false and it GRATES
c) she thinks she is cute when she is actually plain
d) she assumes some kind of superiority to the rest of the universe
e) she is an idiot
d) she left a perfectly good husband and wrecked another family to get married to a guy who is now essentially, a fatso.

[Anonymous]

^^ f obviously, not d twice, though there's a strong argument for d twice..

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Some of us don't care. And some of us wonder why you care so much.

Hmmm - yet you clicked, and responded. So you do care a little.

It's fine, really. But something about people not loving GP bothers you enough to make that comment.

Nope, I'm just clicking through DCUM, not clicking on Gwenyth Paltrow.

Nah, tons of threads here. You picked this one, read the OP, and commented. Then read more. Then commented again.

So funny

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Some of us don't care. And some of us wonder why you care so much.

Hmmm - yet you clicked, and responded. So you do care a little.

It's fine, really. But something about people not loving GP bothers you enough to make that comment.

Nope, I'm just clicking through DCUM, not clicking on Gwenyth Paltrow.

Nah, tons of threads here. You picked this one, read the OP, and commented. Then read more. Then commented again.

So funny

Uh, I'm on DCUM. No matter how many times you say it, I do not care about Gwyneth Paltrow. Sorry.

[Anonymous]

She is a rich girl trying to find relevance now she is not acting.

I love when she does fasting and has poop sucked out of her and brags about it.

No Gwynnie I will not buy a candle that smells like your vagina. Thanks anyways.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Some of us don't care. And some of us wonder why you care so much.

Hmmm - yet you clicked, and responded. So you do care a little.

It's fine, really. But something about people not loving GP bothers you enough to make that comment.

Nope, I'm just clicking through DCUM, not clicking on Gwenyth Paltrow.

Nah, tons of threads here. You picked this one, read the OP, and commented. Then read more. Then commented again.

So funny

A few of us are commenting. Your obsession with being right is a bit juvenile.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Three words: jade vagina eggs.

Are you recommending? I can’t tell.

I’m surprised by how much I like her work in the Politician. Maybe because she’s playing a totally weird, rich, woo women who does whatever batshit crazy thing she thinks up. She’s very natural in it!

I’m not recommending it; I’m laughing at it!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Three words: jade vagina eggs.

Are you recommending? I can’t tell.

I’m surprised by how much I like her work in the Politician. Maybe because she’s playing a totally weird, rich, woo women who does whatever batshit crazy thing she thinks up. She’s very natural in it!

I’m not recommending it; I’m laughing at it!

The eggs are an older version of this. They are not even a little woo.

https://us.funfactory.com/en/smartballs/smartballs-duo/

[Anonymous]

Snake oil salesperson

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote: A Jewish woman has convinced herself that she's responsible for introducing the masses to a discipline that people took part in before she was even born . You couldn't find a better example of a try-hard as this Gwyneth character .

Speaking of Gluten-free food, unless she has celiac disease , eating Gluten-free food is futile. However , I will giver her credit for being amongst the self-appointed medical experts , who convinced their impressionable flock to join the Gluten-free bandwagon and hence increasing sales.

Wait, Gwyneth Paltrow is Jewish???

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote: A Jewish woman has convinced herself that she's responsible for introducing the masses to a discipline that people took part in before she was even born . You couldn't find a better example of a try-hard as this Gwyneth character .

Speaking of Gluten-free food, unless she has celiac disease , eating Gluten-free food is futile. However , I will giver her credit for being amongst the self-appointed medical experts , who convinced their impressionable flock to join the Gluten-free bandwagon and hence increasing sales.

Wait, Gwyneth Paltrow is Jewish???

Jesus ! How old are you ? I thought this is common knowledge .

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote: A Jewish woman has convinced herself that she's responsible for introducing the masses to a discipline that people took part in before she was even born . You couldn't find a better example of a try-hard as this Gwyneth character .

Speaking of Gluten-free food, unless she has celiac disease , eating Gluten-free food is futile. However , I will giver her credit for being amongst the self-appointed medical experts , who convinced their impressionable flock to join the Gluten-free bandwagon and hence increasing sales.

Wait, Gwyneth Paltrow is Jewish???

Jesus ! How old are you ? I thought this is common knowledge .

On her dad’s side. (Mom is wASP)

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote: A Jewish woman has convinced herself that she's responsible for introducing the masses to a discipline that people took part in before she was even born . You couldn't find a better example of a try-hard as this Gwyneth character .

Speaking of Gluten-free food, unless she has celiac disease , eating Gluten-free food is futile. However , I will giver her credit for being amongst the self-appointed medical experts , who convinced their impressionable flock to join the Gluten-free bandwagon and hence increasing sales.

Wait, Gwyneth Paltrow is Jewish???

Jesus ! How old are you ? I thought this is common knowledge .

On her dad’s side. (Mom is wASP)

She has a super WASPy look. I assumed she was a WASP. I always wondered why these anti-Gwyneth Paltrow threads would periodically float by. This explains a lot. These uppity minority women have to be put in their place, before they start taking things for granted.

There is so much antisemitism on DCUM. This explains A LOT.

[Anonymous]

I liked her in Sliding Doors. Some of her recipes are good but I follow a weird diet.

Just ignore her if you aren’t a fan?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote: A Jewish woman has convinced herself that she's responsible for introducing the masses to a discipline that people took part in before she was even born . You couldn't find a better example of a try-hard as this Gwyneth character .

Speaking of Gluten-free food, unless she has celiac disease , eating Gluten-free food is futile. However , I will giver her credit for being amongst the self-appointed medical experts , who convinced their impressionable flock to join the Gluten-free bandwagon and hence increasing sales.

Wait, Gwyneth Paltrow is Jewish???

Jesus ! How old are you ? I thought this is common knowledge .

On her dad’s side. (Mom is wASP)

She has a super WASPy look. I assumed she was a WASP. I always wondered why these anti-Gwyneth Paltrow threads would periodically float by. This explains a lot. These uppity minority women have to be put in their place, before they start taking things for granted.

There is so much antisemitism on DCUM. This explains A LOT.

Well this took a weird turn