Barrel shaped pants are so stupid looking

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OMG and the Jesus shoes!

Jesus was a carpenter not a fisherman unless you're taking about fishers of men

https://www.instyle.com/best-fisherman-sandals-6078501

https://www.myjerusalemstore.com/james-handmade-leather-sandals-1

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Sometimes the shape is more exaggerated than others. I recently bought a pair but when they are on my body, they don't poof out on the side like that. The fabric drapes a little and they just look relaxed, but the barrel shape means there's not excess fabric around my waist.

They aren't sexy at all but they are comfortable and look stylish. I have really struggled with jeans the last few years because they feel so constricting to me, even straight leg styles.

I'm also of an age where I just don't care so much if people think my clothes are dumb. I'd rather look dumb but be comfortable and practical, than look dumb and be uncomfortable and impractical, at this point.

This, I'm short - 5'2", slim, short-waisted, and busty. I have a pair from Everlane that aren't overly exaggerated like many of the photos, and with a short top, they look fantastic on me

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OMG and the Jesus shoes!

Jesus was a carpenter not a fisherman unless you're taking about fishers of men

https://www.instyle.com/best-fisherman-sandals-6078501

https://www.myjerusalemstore.com/james-handmade-leather-sandals-1

https://www.myjerusalemstore.com/jesus-sandals.aspx
I guess every sandal is a Jesus sandal? Stop colonizing my sandals! Christians don't own sandals!

[Anonymous]

These look bad to me in the way that cold shoulder tops look bad to me. I think they make people look bow-legged. I’m sitting this one out.

[Anonymous]

I think you mean "my legs look stupid looking in barrel shaped pants," OP

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Ahhh fashion. We are programmed to like whatever they tell us to no matter how unflattering.

This is why I don’t follow fashion.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I look cute in them. But skinnies are coming back soon anyway

sorry, but no one would look "cute" in those ridiculous looking jeans.

No it's good on me, trust

These don’t even look good on the teenage skinny models. Why do grown women think they’ll look better?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I agree. But I just got some from Madewell anyway.

😂😂This

[Anonymous]

I'm not even that large (5'4 and 118 pounds) but I somehow manage to look dumpy in ANY style of pants. The more subtle barrel pants would probably look no worse than anything else. Looking forward to dress weather!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Pics?

These can be yours for $1,450 from Bergdorf’s.

https://www.bergdorfgoodman.com/p/alaia-mid-rise-wide-leg-barrel-jeans-prod190800113

These look good. That is more of a lantern shaped leg which is seen more traditionally/generally in Japanese fashion/culture.

She looks like a cowboy from an Old Western. It's a silly look

[Anonymous]

I agree. But I remember wearing them back in the early 80s and thought I was so fashion forward. Everything old becomes new.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm not even that large (5'4 and 118 pounds) but I somehow manage to look dumpy in ANY style of pants. The more subtle barrel pants would probably look no worse than anything else. Looking forward to dress weather!

Likely because you have short legs and a long torso/arms.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I agree. But I remember wearing them back in the early 80s and thought I was so fashion forward. Everything old becomes new.

+1
I had these MARITHÉ + FRANÇOIS GIRBAUD baggy pants and thought I was just the bomb.

[Anonymous]

I thought they were hideous last year, but they have grown on me this year which tells me they are about to go out of fashion 😂.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Pics?

These can be yours for $1,450 from Bergdorf’s.

https://www.bergdorfgoodman.com/p/alaia-mid-rise-wide-leg-barrel-jeans-prod190800113

These look good. That is more of a lantern shaped leg which is seen more traditionally/generally in Japanese fashion/culture.

Um, no.