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Anonymous
| I am the most feminist person you can meet, show whatever you want, go naked if you want... But, why are her nipples constantly shown to the tilt? Surely she heard of a bra? It is not just to hide, it is for support, and no, no natural breasts are going to stand that tall, that big without support(meaning being fake) at her age. |
Anonymous
This jacket is pulling across the test. It's not the most ill-fitting thing she's ever worn, but it definitely does not "fit" in the "properly tailored" sense of the word. I'm short and relatively flat-chested (which brings it's own set of tailoring challenges), and I can appreciate that the selection for clothes that fit Ivanka's figure may be limited. But if I can take the time and have the resources to get 90% of my clothes tailored and frequently have to wistfully return or put back clothes that just can't be tailored to fit my body, Ivanka can do it too. She used to run a fashion label for goodness sake! It simply boggles the mind. |
Anonymous
| ^^ chest, not test |
Anonymous
That's not Melanie, that's Kimberly Guilfoyle |
Anonymous
holy shirtballs, really? she looks just like melanie - whoa |
Anonymous
That’s a lot of boobs. And the women are there too. Why are all the adult children there and why are most of the women dressed like they’re business women at the start of a porno flick? |
Anonymous
This really made me laugh, thanks PP. That is exactly what this looks like. |
Anonymous
This was my train of thought too. She already struggles to find clothes to fit her body and also accommodate her large disproportionate chest. If she added a padded bra- no way that button would close. I am a free the nipple proponent, but this is even a bit much for me. If she doesn’t want to wear a padded bra, she should at least wear shirts that drape nicely instead of being skin tight. A gentle drape, a darker different color, or a slight pattern, would make a world of difference. Tight cotton poplin is not her friend. And the skirt and shirt is a bizarre combination to be sure. I also think it is hard to pull off “classy” with breasts that have been augmented to be very large, no matter what you wear. That is the hard truth. |
Anonymous
| She is that rich, she can order to fit! Really? You know many poor women are large chested and they find something to wear that is not just a porn prop! |
Anonymous
The problem is she is slim. Women as slim as her do not have those giant breasts. And it isn’t as easy as “get it tailored.” Suit jackets, for instance, if she went up another 2 sizes to accommodate her chest properly, it would ruin the entire fit. Everything from the shoulders being too wide, the arms baggy, the waist too big. It is nearly impossible to tailor something to that extreme and have it look good. If you want to be thin and have giant breasts your clothing options are limited to items with spandex or entirely custom made. Which she could afford, and should do. But items would take weeks-months to make. |
Anonymous
Kimberly Guilfoyle is a 50 year old woman that was formerly the ADA in San Francisco. It boggles my mind that she cannot find something more appropriate to wear to what is essentially a business function. (Although maybe to her, it's a date? Like when you wear a sexy dress to your husband's work party that you would never wear to your own work party?) The whole thing is mystifying and yes, makes me think of a TV show or movie where all the actresses wear sexy versions of what regular professional women would wear. I assume the whole family is there because the President realized the speech was a bombshell that would cause the Dow Jones to spiral and wanted his kids and their randomly-employed-by-him S.O.s there for the historic occasion and to show solidarity? I guess Tiffany didn't get a +1, though. But, on the fashion front, the white pantsuit is acceptable. Not something I would ever wear or covet, but passes the bare minimum test for acceptability. But get your hand out of your husband's lap while at a work function. (I think I had an 8th grade teacher tell me I wasn't allowed to hold hands like that with a bf during class movie time because it was inappropriate and made people uncomfortable....apparently she never had that teacher!) |
Anonymous
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There have been a few posters wondering if Ivanka’s boobs are real.
Stop it. They’re not real. 
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Anonymous
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Guilfoyle and Tiffany (who is in law school) both should know their outfits are not profesional. Seriously wtf ladies.
Ivanka actually looks ok, even tho the suit doesn't fit right. |
Anonymous
| Why are so many communications staffers there? That's very strange. KellyAnne, Hogan Gidley, and I think that's Stephanie Grisham. Are they all on dementia duty? |
Anonymous
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