The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread

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Anonymous wrote:“Ivanka is Back to Business”
Daily Mail: Ivanka Trump heads out in NYC after Misha Nonoo's Rome wedding. https://mol.im/a/7494699

This may be a "worst." Not just showing nipple; looks like some kind of nipple falsies. And then there's the skirt.

Wow, this is horrible. Why is the skirt worn so high up? It makes her look like she is all boob. And the shirt looks like it's from my old school uniform. Oh, and the nipples again. Not good.

ok, hear me out: it's a sunday in the spring. you've gone to an afternoon garden party at church. there you met a very skinny wall street banker. you decide to go home with him. in the morning, you have to go to work so you wear the same skirt from the party, with one of his tiny shirts, and a pair of his ex's hooker shoes you found in the closet.

But the story fails to explain, why the black squid hanging on to the garden party skirt?

The vines were rotted as they clung tenaciously to the temple. The temple looked so blindingly white that it took the roots to betray just how rotten the temple was, how full of evil. The vines’ selfless sacrifice was laid bare for all to see and the birds and mammals bowed their heads at the work done by the forest. Soon they would be rid of the temple entirely, but where this column flew to, to spread what contagion, neither the flora nor the fauna knew.

Brava, PP, brava!

[Anonymous]

Are they real maybe and change with her weight?

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they are absolutely not real.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:“Ivanka is Back to Business”
Daily Mail: Ivanka Trump heads out in NYC after Misha Nonoo's Rome wedding. https://mol.im/a/7494699

This may be a "worst." Not just showing nipple; looks like some kind of nipple falsies. And then there's the skirt.

Wow, this is horrible. Why is the skirt worn so high up? It makes her look like she is all boob. And the shirt looks like it's from my old school uniform. Oh, and the nipples again. Not good.

ok, hear me out: it's a sunday in the spring. you've gone to an afternoon garden party at church. there you met a very skinny wall street banker. you decide to go home with him. in the morning, you have to go to work so you wear the same skirt from the party, with one of his tiny shirts, and a pair of his ex's hooker shoes you found in the closet.

But the story fails to explain, why the black squid hanging on to the garden party skirt?

The vines were rotted as they clung tenaciously to the temple. The temple looked so blindingly white that it took the roots to betray just how rotten the temple was, how full of evil. The vines’ selfless sacrifice was laid bare for all to see and the birds and mammals bowed their heads at the work done by the forest. Soon they would be rid of the temple entirely, but where this column flew to, to spread what contagion, neither the flora nor the fauna knew.

Brava, PP, brava!

Thank you.

She aggravates me.

Will someone copy over the head bobber’s Nurse Ratchet get up from today’s Xanax and misogyny speech?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:“Ivanka is Back to Business”
Daily Mail: Ivanka Trump heads out in NYC after Misha Nonoo's Rome wedding. https://mol.im/a/7494699

This may be a "worst." Not just showing nipple; looks like some kind of nipple falsies. And then there's the skirt.

Wow, this is horrible. Why is the skirt worn so high up? It makes her look like she is all boob. And the shirt looks like it's from my old school uniform. Oh, and the nipples again. Not good.

ok, hear me out: it's a sunday in the spring. you've gone to an afternoon garden party at church. there you met a very skinny wall street banker. you decide to go home with him. in the morning, you have to go to work so you wear the same skirt from the party, with one of his tiny shirts, and a pair of his ex's hooker shoes you found in the closet.

But the story fails to explain, why the black squid hanging on to the garden party skirt?

The vines were rotted as they clung tenaciously to the temple. The temple looked so blindingly white that it took the roots to betray just how rotten the temple was, how full of evil. The vines’ selfless sacrifice was laid bare for all to see and the birds and mammals bowed their heads at the work done by the forest. Soon they would be rid of the temple entirely, but where this column flew to, to spread what contagion, neither the flora nor the fauna knew.

Brava, PP, brava!

Thank you.

She aggravates me.

Will someone copy over the head bobber’s Nurse Ratchet get up from today’s Xanax and misogyny speech?

This?

[Anonymous]

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This?

This is actually not that bad. No nipples, for one thing, and it seems to fit.

[Anonymous]

I can't imagine trying to get through a day's work with that crazy collar, and the buttons cheapen the suit. Not a fan of the color either. But I guess it isn't totally inappropriate for the setting. Perhaps she realized she was on the appropriate side of the line so that's why she felt the need to hold her husband's hand in his lap during a UN speech (WTF).

[Anonymous]

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This?

This is actually not that bad. No nipples, for one thing, and it seems to fit.

+1 this is the most normal, appropriate thing she’s worn.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:“Ivanka is Back to Business”
Daily Mail: Ivanka Trump heads out in NYC after Misha Nonoo's Rome wedding. https://mol.im/a/7494699

This may be a "worst." Not just showing nipple; looks like some kind of nipple falsies. And then there's the skirt.

Wow, this is horrible. Why is the skirt worn so high up? It makes her look like she is all boob. And the shirt looks like it's from my old school uniform. Oh, and the nipples again. Not good.

ok, hear me out: it's a sunday in the spring. you've gone to an afternoon garden party at church. there you met a very skinny wall street banker. you decide to go home with him. in the morning, you have to go to work so you wear the same skirt from the party, with one of his tiny shirts, and a pair of his ex's hooker shoes you found in the closet.

But the story fails to explain, why the black squid hanging on to the garden party skirt?

The vines were rotted as they clung tenaciously to the temple. The temple looked so blindingly white that it took the roots to betray just how rotten the temple was, how full of evil. The vines’ selfless sacrifice was laid bare for all to see and the birds and mammals bowed their heads at the work done by the forest. Soon they would be rid of the temple entirely, but where this column flew to, to spread what contagion, neither the flora nor the fauna knew.

Brava, PP, brava!

Thank you.

She aggravates me.

Will someone copy over the head bobber’s Nurse Ratchet get up from today’s Xanax and misogyny speech?

This?

She looks like she's about to be the official witness for an execution. And one mustn't ever feel pleasure at a political prisoner's death but one must also do one's duty.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:
This?

This is actually not that bad. No nipples, for one thing, and it seems to fit.

knee nipples, tho

[Anonymous]

pants are too short for those shoes.

[Anonymous]

This makes me feel like I am 13 years old - but I giggled when I saw "Nepal" on the sign below Miss Nipple

[Anonymous]

Yep, she's the demure one today:

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Yep, she's the demure one today:

Is Melanie wearing blackface?!

That would be pretty on brand

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Yep, she's the demure one today:

Is Melanie wearing blackface?!

That would be pretty on brand

also lol that tiffany isn't allowed to sit with the other kids

doesn't make you less culpable, tiff!