The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread

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Anonymous wrote:I think the belt goes with the dress and would be a really cute dress if it fit her properly or on someone with a smaller chest. I used to have a dress with a very similar cut and belt when I was stock thin and I loved it. (Mine was cherry red though). I also like the shoes although I could never wear them.
I also loved the blue dress she wore today for the Australian Pm’s Speech, although again the fit was not right around the chest and waist.
I’m flat chested and have always longed for boobs, but they are such a good example of why you don’t want to go too big (unless you’re a porn Star, in which case your ROI is important). Both M and I seem to think they can dress like skinny girls even though they have the gazongas, and it’s not working.

Holy cow she is really starting to look like the cat lady jocelyn wildenstein - stop with the plastic surgery, melanie!

Melania is slim but she needs Spanx and a good minimizer bra for this. She also looks like she’s on steroids/sick, or had eye work done. She cannot open her eyes!

Didn't she look in the mirror after putting that on? I would have taken it right off. I have been following these pages since the thread started and don't think I've seen a more unflattering outfit on Melania.

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Melania looks so much better when she smiles.

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Anonymous wrote:Got to say kudos to the Australian PM's wife for her fake enjoyment since they arrived this morning. Was she an actress? She is the only one who actually looks alive.

Melania's dress is G*d-awful.

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Anonymous wrote:Got to say kudos to the Australian PM's wife for her fake enjoyment since they arrived this morning. Was she an actress? She is the only one who actually looks alive.

Melania's dress is G*d-awful.

The Corpse Bride!

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She looks like she'll fall out if she raises her arm.

I don't know guys - I actually like this dress! Sure it's preposterously low cut but I like the cape (genuinely) and the Wonder Woman belt (also genuinely)

I said that a few pages up. I think the dress is getting hate because, once again, it isn’t tailored properly. She’s falling out of it on one side. Excusable for an ordinary woman who buys nordstrom’s on sale off the rack but surprising for someone paying the amount she is for clothes. I guess it happens to movie stars too.

I, too, really like the dress and it's an excellent color for Ivanka. But I hate that pussy bow. It is completely wrong and interferes with what really is a well made, well designed dress. I don't like the chrome belt because it looks cheap and garish. I also can't understand why she can't get someone to tailor her clothing. There's no excuse for her to be falling out of one side of it.

I was looking at that iconic Versace jungle dress J.Lo wore all those years ago. It was a daring dress and I read that J.Lo had confidence in the double sided tape used to keep it in place. I never saw any photos of her revealing any more flesh than planned and if it can work for her in THAT dress, it can work for anyone.

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Another flop. I hate this Laura Ashley cutesy stuff she chooses. Always way more fussy than it needs to be.

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Anonymous wrote:Another flop. I hate this Laura Ashley cutesy stuff she chooses. Always way more fussy than it needs to be.

AND SO TIGHT IN THE MIDDLE. It looks like a shirt she borrowed from a toddler but decided to wear as a dress. PUT ON PANTS.

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Anonymous wrote:Another flop. I hate this Laura Ashley cutesy stuff she chooses. Always way more fussy than it needs to be.

AND SO TIGHT IN THE MIDDLE. It looks like a shirt she borrowed from a toddler but decided to wear as a dress. PUT ON PANTS.

^ Look how more comfortable and stylish the woman behind her looks. Her clothes fit. She is able to look cooler and more relaxed because she doesn't have to hope she's going to inhale too hard and split her seams.

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Anonymous wrote:Another flop. I hate this Laura Ashley cutesy stuff she chooses. Always way more fussy than it needs to be.

AND SO TIGHT IN THE MIDDLE. It looks like a shirt she borrowed from a toddler but decided to wear as a dress. PUT ON PANTS.

^ Look how more comfortable and stylish the woman behind her looks. Her clothes fit. She is able to look cooler and more relaxed because she doesn't have to hope she's going to inhale too hard and split her seams.

Wendi Deng also looks a mess, be honest. Chick is evil and at least her face is giving the lie to the stereotype of the ageless Asian. That’s a Silly Putty face above a now-slack body in her boyfriend of the moment’s tee and a skirt that probably retails for $5,000.

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Anonymous wrote:Another flop. I hate this Laura Ashley cutesy stuff she chooses. Always way more fussy than it needs to be.

AND SO TIGHT IN THE MIDDLE. It looks like a shirt she borrowed from a toddler but decided to wear as a dress. PUT ON PANTS.

^ Look how more comfortable and stylish the woman behind her looks. Her clothes fit. She is able to look cooler and more relaxed because she doesn't have to hope she's going to inhale too hard and split her seams.

The secret service dude looks good, too.

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Anonymous wrote:Another flop. I hate this Laura Ashley cutesy stuff she chooses. Always way more fussy than it needs to be.

Where to even begin. Is the tight laced up middle a nod to an Oktoberfest beermaid? What's going on on top of the shoulders? Why are the sleeves short and flappy? Why is it so short? Why is the print so frumpy and fussy?

She looks so uncomfortable. She looks the way I felt in 8th grade.

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Oh and her face is starting to look like Katherine Heigl.

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Anonymous wrote:Another flop. I hate this Laura Ashley cutesy stuff she chooses. Always way more fussy than it needs to be.

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Anonymous wrote:Another flop. I hate this Laura Ashley cutesy stuff she chooses. Always way more fussy than it needs to be.

Maybe pulled it out of her daughter's closet?

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Anonymous wrote:Another flop. I hate this Laura Ashley cutesy stuff she chooses. Always way more fussy than it needs to be.

I was going to say it looks like it was made from a bedsheet or curtains, but this works too!