The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Another flop. I hate this Laura Ashley cutesy stuff she chooses. Always way more fussy than it needs to be.

Maybe pulled it out of her daughter's closet?

The only explanation at this point is:

She likes this stuff.

She likes it. She likes the fussy, weird designs, the weird laura ashley prints, the ugly colors, she likes how clothes that are too tight look, she likes seeing her nipples in the mirror when she is fully clothed. Maybe she is worried that someone will forget that she has nipples.

This is what she likes.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Got to say kudos to the Australian PM's wife for her fake enjoyment since they arrived this morning. Was she an actress? She is the only one who actually looks alive.

Melania's dress is G*d-awful.

The Corpse Bride!

I like the Australian first lady's dress, but she looks like she is being strangled. Too tight at the neck! I just think halter tops are over rated.

[Anonymous]

I like Ivanka's hair much better in these last few photos, though. Side part with a bit of curl works for her, it's much less harsh than that stick-straight limp middle part thing she normally does.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Another flop. I hate this Laura Ashley cutesy stuff she chooses. Always way more fussy than it needs to be.

You are wicked and I love you.

Also the davenport wore it better.

But seriously though - isn’t Ivanka supposed to be dressing modestly per the tenets of her faith?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Got to say kudos to the Australian PM's wife for her fake enjoyment since they arrived this morning. Was she an actress? She is the only one who actually looks alive.

Melania, sweetie. Look, I know no one else will tell you this, but you look like some designer got inspired by lettuce. Just say no.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Got to say kudos to the Australian PM's wife for her fake enjoyment since they arrived this morning. Was she an actress? She is the only one who actually looks alive.

Melania's dress is G*d-awful.

The Corpse Bride!

I like the Australian first lady's dress, but she looks like she is being strangled. Too tight at the neck! I just think halter tops are over rated.

Isn’t that one of those peekaboo shoulder dresses?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Got to say kudos to the Australian PM's wife for her fake enjoyment since they arrived this morning. Was she an actress? She is the only one who actually looks alive.

Melania, sweetie. Look, I know no one else will tell you this, but you look like some designer got inspired by lettuce. Just say no.

Looks more like jellyfish tentacles. Or like it’s meant to be reminiscent of (transparent) elongated labia.

[Anonymous]

Just saw this on Twitter. The caption is "why is she dressed like a figure skater?"

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Just saw this on Twitter. The caption is "why is she dressed like a figure skater?"

I wouldn’t know that was Ivanka except I saw Jared with her. Hideous!

[Anonymous]

No that cannot be real.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Just saw this on Twitter. The caption is "why is she dressed like a figure skater?"

I wouldn’t know that was Ivanka except I saw Jared with her. Hideous!

Better Tweeter: “$10,000 to look like Rick James’ shower clog.”

Her taste is absolutely Kings Highway, Brooklyn. Love that she was supposed to bring the grace and aesthetic restraint to these no-chin magpie shady freaks.

[Anonymous]

She really looks like the younger Ivana in the skater outfit picture.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Just saw this on Twitter. The caption is "why is she dressed like a figure skater?"

I wouldn’t know that was Ivanka except I saw Jared with her. Hideous!

Better Tweeter: “$10,000 to look like Rick James’ shower clog.”

Her taste is absolutely Kings Highway, Brooklyn. Love that she was supposed to bring the grace and aesthetic restraint to these no-chin magpie shady freaks.

She looks like a crooner on a senior citizen's cruise. This dress might be marginally acceptable if it were longer, but the proportions on the top don't match the bottom.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Just saw this on Twitter. The caption is "why is she dressed like a figure skater?"

The instant I saw this, I thought this dress looks familiar. Did someone else who is famous already wear this?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Another flop. I hate this Laura Ashley cutesy stuff she chooses. Always way more fussy than it needs to be.

You are wicked and I love you.

Also the davenport wore it better.

But seriously though - isn’t Ivanka supposed to be dressing modestly per the tenets of her faith?

That dress is so fussy and awful-it might look ok on someone 20 years younger than Ivanka, but for her...just no. Her taste is terrible.