The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread

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Anonymous wrote:I think it is because her shoulders are hunched to get the scissor angle correct. I would need to see a picture of her standing normally to judge.

The bust shaping is tucks bellow the bust, which on her open out and add bulk, i.e. like Ivanka's dress, designed for a higher smaller bust:

I don't understand why she chose those shoes.

I do, because I love those shoes so, so very much.

ME TOO!

Why did she need a ride from the White House to the Washington Monument???

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Definitely looks much fuller in the face. I think pregnancy spotters are right.

I rfind the idea of another trump offspring so offputting that I cling tight to my first guess: I think girl went crazy with fillers.

Also yes, something does look deeply wrong with her. What. is. she. wearing.

Yeah, agree. It’s not a natural fullness, and her odd expressions lately are more like partial paralysis.
What weird cosplay is this?

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Anonymous wrote:Ugh, what an ugly dress. Is she going to be a pastel kelp for Halloween? And she looks miserable, poor thing. Put her back in a room with snarky children!!

I think Betty Ford wore it better. In 1975, where it belonged.

Has she ever worn her hair up? She's so bland

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Anonymous wrote:Ugh, what an ugly dress. Is she going to be a pastel kelp for Halloween? And she looks miserable, poor thing. Put her back in a room with snarky children!!

Melania's dress is terrible. Why would a beautiful woman like her do this?

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She looks like she'll fall out if she raises her arm.

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21st Century Poseur.

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Definitely looks much fuller in the face. I think pregnancy spotters are right.

I rfind the idea of another trump offspring so offputting that I cling tight to my first guess: I think girl went crazy with fillers.

Also yes, something does look deeply wrong with her. What. is. she. wearing.

Yeah, agree. It’s not a natural fullness, and her odd expressions lately are more like partial paralysis.
What weird cosplay is this?

Sassy grandma, harkening back to the Old Hollywood days her mother liked
Russian stripper, with the metallic belt
Child pageant, for the excessive makeup and stunned expression

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Ugh, what an ugly dress. Is she going to be a pastel kelp for Halloween? And she looks miserable, poor thing. Put her back in a room with snarky children!!

Melania's dress is terrible. Why would a beautiful woman like her do this?

They both look so unhappy. I think she wore that dress out of protest.

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Something is going on with her eye. If she was pregnant would she have to stop botox etc. and would that explain weird face stuff?

Regardless, bad choice of dress.

And I can't imagine they have many fans at that wedding?!

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Anonymous wrote:Ugh, what an ugly dress. Is she going to be a pastel kelp for Halloween? And she looks miserable, poor thing. Put her back in a room with snarky children!!

Melania's dress is terrible. Why would a beautiful woman like her do this?

She looks angry AF.

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They’re all exquisite.

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They both look fine, this is boring now.

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Ivanka’s at a wedding not at the state dinner.

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Anonymous wrote:Ivanka’s at a wedding not at the state dinner.

Even worse.

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This might just be a bad angle but she looks different.