Confession Thread: What do you need to get off your chest?

[Anonymous]

I'm horny but AP is pulling away to work on his marriage and DH is still fat.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:You really think you're something walking around with a big grin and your chest puffed out. You think you have won.

Well boy you should have stuck to the wading pool because you ain't ready for the ocean.

Trust I'm a shark. I study my prey before I make a move, and when I do it's deadly

Mommy shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Mommy shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Mommy shark

[Anonymous]

I'm jealous of my coworker. She's beautiful. Like model beautiful and smart. My friend has a crush on her and I hate her for it. I do things to annoy her on purpose. I've tried to get her in trouble. I know it's pathetic and immature but I can't help it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:You really think you're something walking around with a big grin and your chest puffed out. You think you have won.

Well boy you should have stuck to the wading pool because you ain't ready for the ocean.

Trust I'm a shark. I study my prey before I make a move, and when I do it's deadly

Mommy shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Mommy shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Mommy shark

I killed a man just to watch him die for singing this song.

[Anonymous]

I'm only dating you so I can break your heart.

[Anonymous]

I know you have fallen in love with her. I'm as much to blame as you. I wish you were brave enough to admit. I wish I were brave enough to uncomplicate things for you.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Lame. I’m a lesbian, and should probably tell my husband.

1) Do you ever plan to come out ?


2) During your marriage have you found yourself falling for a woman and she did ever feel the same?
What happened?

3) Why did you marry him if you’re a lesbian?

I’m asking because I’m curious and also bicurious.
I’m not full lesbian but I’m come to realize the older I get the more attracted I am to women
I have fantasies all the time BUT would never ever act on them

I think I’ve met one woman who might have had a crush on me, and I actually had a crush on her. Nothing happened and never would. I kept my distance but you could feel it in our behavior. She moved out of state and I find myself thinking of her more than what I should.

One word: threesome. Everybody wins.

Hubby would never allow it.

Wrong. I never met your husband, but trust me on this one. 10 out of 10 men are down for a FMF threesome.

On top of the fact all men would be down for two girls at the same time, many would also be ok watching even if not allowed to join in. Many options here

Not my husband. I’m the bicurious poster.
He knows I find women attractive and that’s a threat to him
Plus in an ideal world I would have met this woman prior to hubby, gotten the whole bicurious thing out of my system so I don’t have to dwell on it ..sigh
I should mention I have messed with women before but I’ve never been downtown, lol. They’ve been downtown on me though.

[Anonymous]

I dislike being a mom. Having to hang out with my child from 4:30-7:30 (bedtime) is hard.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm jealous of my coworker. She's beautiful. Like model beautiful and smart. My friend has a crush on her and I hate her for it. I do things to annoy her on purpose. I've tried to get her in trouble. I know it's pathetic and immature but I can't help it.

So why not do something for yourself ? Pamper yourself
focus on you instead

Do YOU have a crush on said friend ?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I dislike being a mom. Having to hang out with my child from 4:30-7:30 (bedtime) is hard.

What do you do on weekends then? Who entertains your child

WHY did you have a. Child?

[Anonymous]

Catfishing you will be the highlight of my year.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I am ready for DD to move out and go to college- she is seriously grumpy and thinks the world revolves around her. Ready for her to see how life is in the real world. I'm really hoping she gets an attitude adjustment once she's on her own.

No one to blame but yourself. Coddling makes for grown up spoiled brats. Maybe if every time she broke something, you didn't replace it with a new one, she would have learned some lessons and be a better person. Give a kid everything they want for 18 years and what do you think the result will be?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm horny but AP is pulling away to work on his marriage and DH is still fat.

Close your eyes and imagine DH is AP

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm jealous of my coworker. She's beautiful. Like model beautiful and smart. My friend has a crush on her and I hate her for it. I do things to annoy her on purpose. I've tried to get her in trouble. I know it's pathetic and immature but I can't help it.

Could you introduce me to her?

[Anonymous]

I'm black and have never learned how to do the Electric Slide. I'm deeply ashamed. Whenever that song comes on at a cookout, school event, etc., I sheepishly try to avoid my friends/neighbors pulling me out there. "Nah, y'all go ahead." Lol.