Confession Thread: What do you need to get off your chest?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I’m the third gunman on the grassy knoll...

And proud father of a Senator from Texas!

I wouldn't say "proud" exactly.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Lame. I’m a lesbian, and should probably tell my husband.

1) Do you ever plan to come out ?


2) During your marriage have you found yourself falling for a woman and she did ever feel the same?
What happened?

3) Why did you marry him if you’re a lesbian?

I’m asking because I’m curious and also bicurious.
I’m not full lesbian but I’m come to realize the older I get the more attracted I am to women
I have fantasies all the time BUT would never ever act on them

I think I’ve met one woman who might have had a crush on me, and I actually had a crush on her. Nothing happened and never would. I kept my distance but you could feel it in our behavior. She moved out of state and I find myself thinking of her more than what I should.

One word: threesome. Everybody wins.

Hubby would never allow it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Lame. I’m a lesbian, and should probably tell my husband.

1) Do you ever plan to come out ?


2) During your marriage have you found yourself falling for a woman and she did ever feel the same?
What happened?

3) Why did you marry him if you’re a lesbian?

I’m asking because I’m curious and also bicurious.
I’m not full lesbian but I’m come to realize the older I get the more attracted I am to women
I have fantasies all the time BUT would never ever act on them

I think I’ve met one woman who might have had a crush on me, and I actually had a crush on her. Nothing happened and never would. I kept my distance but you could feel it in our behavior. She moved out of state and I find myself thinking of her more than what I should.

One word: threesome. Everybody wins.

Hubby would never allow it.

Wrong. I never met your husband, but trust me on this one. 10 out of 10 men are down for a FMF threesome.

[Anonymous]

I'm really, really worried about our mortgage renewal and overall debt.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Lame. I’m a lesbian, and should probably tell my husband.

1) Do you ever plan to come out ?


2) During your marriage have you found yourself falling for a woman and she did ever feel the same?
What happened?

3) Why did you marry him if you’re a lesbian?

I’m asking because I’m curious and also bicurious.
I’m not full lesbian but I’m come to realize the older I get the more attracted I am to women
I have fantasies all the time BUT would never ever act on them

I think I’ve met one woman who might have had a crush on me, and I actually had a crush on her. Nothing happened and never would. I kept my distance but you could feel it in our behavior. She moved out of state and I find myself thinking of her more than what I should.

One word: threesome. Everybody wins.

Hubby would never allow it.

Wrong. I never met your husband, but trust me on this one. 10 out of 10 men are down for a FMF threesome.

On top of the fact all men would be down for two girls at the same time, many would also be ok watching even if not allowed to join in. Many options here

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:People are finally seeing who you are (I think) and it's a long time coming.

+1000. Burn baby burn!

Ha wonder if it's the same person. When you bring chaos everywhere, and everything surrounding you is drama, and in a room you've clashed with at least half the people, and you're the common denominator.... yeah.

Mostly true, but sometimes the room is full of assholes. Which is my current situation, but several people are about to get served a steaming hot cup of karma.

[Anonymous]

You really think you're something walking around with a big grin and your chest puffed out. You think you have won.

Well boy you should have stuck to the wading pool because you ain't ready for the ocean.

Trust I'm a shark. I study my prey before I make a move, and when I do it's deadly

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:You really think you're something walking around with a big grin and your chest puffed out. You think you have won.

Well boy you should have stuck to the wading pool because you ain't ready for the ocean.

Trust I'm a shark. I study my prey before I make a move, and when I do it's deadly

Silent but deadly?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Your kids are the reason you no longer get invited to join group activities.

What's wrong with them? How old?

5 and 8. They’re just loud, obnoxious and scream-y, and don’t play well with others. The parents don’t do much about discipline so the other kids in the group don’t want to play with them. They make group get togethers chaotic so everyone is doing a slow fade and just not inviting them to things anymore.

Sounds like theyre boys and you have girls, LOL. Every get together I go to with boys gets loud.

You are correct, but there are other boys in the group who are not a problem. I don’t want to get too specific, but parenting (or lack of) matters.

I kind of hope you’re talking about my kids. Got an email today from the teacher saying what a wonderful kind child the older one is (I’m sure he’s the one you have a problem with). Yours have no hope with you. That is, if you are who I think you are.

I don’t think I am, unless your younger one is equally terrible.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm the one, at around 5:30 am every day, who takes the morning constitutional in your bushes (by your living room) and reads your WaPo.

Most days I am able to fold the paper back into place and re-insert it in the plastic bag. But I have to apologize for my sloppiness when we had the polar vortex. While I was able to do my business rather quickly, I was just too cold (on top and bottom) to worry about your newspaper being perfect.

What's wrong with your bathroom that you can't use it?

[Anonymous]

The reason why you will never get promoted is because you never come to work, and when you do, you’re late. Sucking up to people is not going to help you. It’s a wonder you still have a job.

[Anonymous]

I have suicidal thoughts at times.

[Anonymous]

I am ready for DD to move out and go to college- she is seriously grumpy and thinks the world revolves around her. Ready for her to see how life is in the real world. I'm really hoping she gets an attitude adjustment once she's on her own.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I have suicidal thoughts at times.

Me too. For years. The only thing that helps me going are my little niece and nephew. I picture their little faces learning I'm dead and I can't do that to them. I wish I could feel better. Meds don't help and therapy doesn't help. I wish I had been born with a different brain.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:You really think you're something walking around with a big grin and your chest puffed out. You think you have won.

Well boy you should have stuck to the wading pool because you ain't ready for the ocean.

Trust I'm a shark. I study my prey before I make a move, and when I do it's deadly

Silent but deadly?

Ruin your life and career deadly.