Confession Thread: What do you need to get off your chest?

[Anonymous]

I told you that I “lost” the pregnancy but it was not so much lost as it was intentionally terminated. You would have been an awful father and I didn’t want to be stuck to you for life.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I told you that I “lost” the pregnancy but it was not so much lost as it was intentionally terminated. You would have been an awful father and I didn’t want to be stuck to you for life.

Wow... Just when I thought I heard it all.

Why not divorce him?

[Anonymous]

I wear Manties.

http://www.manties.net

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I am ready for DD to move out and go to college- she is seriously grumpy and thinks the world revolves around her. Ready for her to see how life is in the real world. I'm really hoping she gets an attitude adjustment once she's on her own.

No one to blame but yourself. Coddling makes for grown up spoiled brats. Maybe if every time she broke something, you didn't replace it with a new one, she would have learned some lessons and be a better person. Give a kid everything they want for 18 years and what do you think the result will be?

Wow. Who left your sorry judgmental ass in charge? It's amazing how people on this forum make snap judgements based on one sentence.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I told you that I “lost” the pregnancy but it was not so much lost as it was intentionally terminated. You would have been an awful father and I didn’t want to be stuck to you for life.

Wow... Just when I thought I heard it all.

Why not divorce him?

Sounds like they’re not married anyway.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I wear Manties.

http://www.manties.net

F. Did I just click on that. Can't be unseen.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm black and have never learned how to do the Electric Slide. I'm deeply ashamed. Whenever that song comes on at a cookout, school event, etc., I sheepishly try to avoid my friends/neighbors pulling me out there. "Nah, y'all go ahead." Lol.

Me too. We can be friends.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I'm black and have never learned how to do the Electric Slide. I'm deeply ashamed. Whenever that song comes on at a cookout, school event, etc., I sheepishly try to avoid my friends/neighbors pulling me out there. "Nah, y'all go ahead." Lol.

Me too. We can be friends.

The dance is fun but the song sucks. So overplayed. I thought it would be dead and buried by now. I haven't heard it in years (thank god).

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I wear Manties.

http://www.manties.net

F. Did I just click on that. Can't be unseen.

Oh my.

[Anonymous]

The chicken we had for dinner last night was something I picked out of a dumpster outside a supermarket a few days ago. I know when they put out their "out of date" food.

[Anonymous]

I hate the word "pamper." Makes me think of diapers, no matter the context.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I'm black and have never learned how to do the Electric Slide. I'm deeply ashamed. Whenever that song comes on at a cookout, school event, etc., I sheepishly try to avoid my friends/neighbors pulling me out there. "Nah, y'all go ahead." Lol.

Me too. We can be friends.

The dance is fun but the song sucks. So overplayed. I thought it would be dead and buried by now. I haven't heard it in years (thank god).

Such a terrible song. That song is one of the reasons we decided against having a DJ for our wedding. We just made a playlist. I didn't trust a DJ to not play that one or Locomotion.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:You really think you're something walking around with a big grin and your chest puffed out. You think you have won.

Well boy you should have stuck to the wading pool because you ain't ready for the ocean.

Trust I'm a shark. I study my prey before I make a move, and when I do it's deadly

Mommy shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Mommy shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Mommy shark

This wins best response of the day.

[Anonymous]

My cat is driving me nuts ever since I got pregnant.

I need to get her some new toys or a better cat condo because she’s getting into EVERYTHING. I bought a large houseplant and she’s been digging in the plant everyday, I come home to big clumps or dirt all over the floor. She’s clawed our fabric headboard, couches, etc.

I need some toys that can occupy her and distract her from taking her energy out on the furniture and a way to keep her from digging in the plants. It’s driving me nuts!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My cat is driving me nuts ever since I got pregnant.

I need to get her some new toys or a better cat condo because she’s getting into EVERYTHING. I bought a large houseplant and she’s been digging in the plant everyday, I come home to big clumps or dirt all over the floor. She’s clawed our fabric headboard, couches, etc.

I need some toys that can occupy her and distract her from taking her energy out on the furniture and a way to keep her from digging in the plants. It’s driving me nuts!

Not really a confession (or even a confrssion) but, okay.