The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I’m on my phone so maybe someone can repost the photos. Here’s Ivanka are photos of Ivanka at a Meridian House Event last night. Not bad, but why the huge gold gypsy hoops?

https://twitter.com/meridianintl/status/1172311288585711616?s=21

This is so very, very normal compared to her usual getups. I don’t think the hoops are too large. I think it’s weird she wore this when it was 90°+, but it’s fine.

The jacket (dress?) fits her much better than the blue suit jacket but the scarf makes her look old. The blue suit jacket was pretty awful -- even aside from the nipples, it made her look really broad and accentuated the small head issue.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I’m on my phone so maybe someone can repost the photos. Here’s Ivanka are photos of Ivanka at a Meridian House Event last night. Not bad, but why the huge gold gypsy hoops?

https://twitter.com/meridianintl/status/1172311288585711616?s=21

This is so very, very normal compared to her usual getups. I don’t think the hoops are too large. I think it’s weird she wore this when it was 90°+, but it’s fine.

The jacket (dress?) fits her much better than the blue suit jacket but the scarf makes her look old. The blue suit jacket was pretty awful -- even aside from the nipples, it made her look really broad and accentuated the small head issue.

Come on, people. This is so much more professional than anything else she owns. It is a relief.

Keep the gems coming!

[Anonymous]

I think Ivanka is about 10 weeks.

[Anonymous]

I don’t understand her refusal to change her harsh center part. She always wears her hair the same way now and she could look so much better by changing the part!

[Anonymous]

I think she's pregnant too - the haircut and change in style are tells!

[Anonymous]

She looked kind of think when they were in London which might have been the early I can't eat anything days. And maybe her face looks different lately because she can't use filler while pregnant?

You all might be onto something.

[Anonymous]

Kind of thin, not think.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I don’t understand her refusal to change her harsh center part. She always wears her hair the same way now and she could look so much better by changing the part!

I wear a center part most of the time. I hate how a side part feels. Too much hair to tuck behind the ear or a chunk of it that wants to keep flipping back tonthe other side. It may not be the most fashionable way to wear my hair but it’s comfortable and doesn’t annoy me.

[Anonymous]

My god, the shoes. Why, Ivanka, why?

[Anonymous]

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My god, the shoes. Why, Ivanka, why?

Sing along with Weird Al: because she’s tacky.

[Anonymous]

I love that the Ivanka stan is trying to get others to dislike an unaltered nose and body. Ivanka looks like an uncanny valley Japanese sex doll on her best days. Not everyone wants a too-small nose and too-large pair of implants, nor is that pretty to many, many people.

[Anonymous]

I don’t know if I would rather be Ivanka anymore. The weird plastic surgery and giraffe neck bother me more and more.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:
My god, the shoes. Why, Ivanka, why?

I didn't realize Lagarde was wearing a salwar-kurta till I saw this picture. She looks the epitome of elegance.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:
My god, the shoes. Why, Ivanka, why?

I didn't realize Lagarde was wearing a salwar-kurta till I saw this picture. She looks the epitome of elegance.

Why is Ivanka wearing white shoes with that dress?

Why is Ivanka?!

[Anonymous]

We need to stop talking about Ivanka's shoes. Clearly she bought an entire rainbow of colors at Dyeables at the Paramus Mall in the early 90s and is going to just keep wearing them until the old age home. (Like her mom, God Bless her, who is going to keep wearing those Sopranos track suits with heels until she's Six Feet Under).

Actually, the more we talk about her shoes, the more I am missing my sea foam green dyed pumps with the wavy side. I now want an entire set of easter egg dyed satin shoes to wear with all my clothes.

How I wish this were her only quirk.