The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread

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My god, the shoes. Why, Ivanka, why?

I didn't realize Lagarde was wearing a salwar-kurta till I saw this picture. She looks the epitome of elegance.

Why is Ivanka wearing white shoes with that dress?

Why is Ivanka?!

“Why is Ivanka?!” is sort of the thesis of this thread.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I love that the Ivanka stan is trying to get others to dislike an unaltered nose and body. Ivanka looks like an uncanny valley Japanese sex doll on her best days. Not everyone wants a too-small nose and too-large pair of implants, nor is that pretty to many, many people.

For real. I've seen her in person- she's very weird looking. Plus, comparing her to a woman old enough to be her mother is bizarre. Let's check back in with Ivanka in about 30 years and that would be approaching a fair comparison.

I've got a hunch it's going to be like this. So yeah, I'll take Christine.

[Anonymous]

She looks plastic but ok. I would never get the surgery and work done personally, but it’s her face and she has to be happy with it.

Wrinkles and granny face suck.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I love that the Ivanka stan is trying to get others to dislike an unaltered nose and body. Ivanka looks like an uncanny valley Japanese sex doll on her best days. Not everyone wants a too-small nose and too-large pair of implants, nor is that pretty to many, many people.

For real. I've seen her in person- she's very weird looking. Plus, comparing her to a woman old enough to be her mother is bizarre. Let's check back in with Ivanka in about 30 years and that would be approaching a fair comparison.

I've got a hunch it's going to be like this. So yeah, I'll take Christine.

Hideous..she looks like she’s 100. Old age is truly a bitch.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I love that the Ivanka stan is trying to get others to dislike an unaltered nose and body. Ivanka looks like an uncanny valley Japanese sex doll on her best days. Not everyone wants a too-small nose and too-large pair of implants, nor is that pretty to many, many people.

For real. I've seen her in person- she's very weird looking. Plus, comparing her to a woman old enough to be her mother is bizarre. Let's check back in with Ivanka in about 30 years and that would be approaching a fair comparison.

I've got a hunch it's going to be like this. So yeah, I'll take Christine.

For no good reason at all I have a soft spot for Ivana. It makes zero sense. Maybe it's that she seems to own her tackiness?

It goes without saying this soft spot extends to zero other members of that horrible family.

[Anonymous]

The problem is that at some point, the fillers just make you look you're on a large dose of steroids. I'd rather look old than sick.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I love that the Ivanka stan is trying to get others to dislike an unaltered nose and body. Ivanka looks like an uncanny valley Japanese sex doll on her best days. Not everyone wants a too-small nose and too-large pair of implants, nor is that pretty to many, many people.

For real. I've seen her in person- she's very weird looking. Plus, comparing her to a woman old enough to be her mother is bizarre. Let's check back in with Ivanka in about 30 years and that would be approaching a fair comparison.

I've got a hunch it's going to be like this. So yeah, I'll take Christine.

For no good reason at all I have a soft spot for Ivana. It makes zero sense. Maybe it's that she seems to own her tackiness?

It goes without saying this soft spot extends to zero other members of that horrible family.

I do too. I have a soft spot for anyone who is publicly humiliated by their garbage husband and I think she handled it about as well as anyone could.

Before she ruined her face she was aging nicely, much nicer than Ivanka.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I love that the Ivanka stan is trying to get others to dislike an unaltered nose and body. Ivanka looks like an uncanny valley Japanese sex doll on her best days. Not everyone wants a too-small nose and too-large pair of implants, nor is that pretty to many, many people.

For real. I've seen her in person- she's very weird looking. Plus, comparing her to a woman old enough to be her mother is bizarre. Let's check back in with Ivanka in about 30 years and that would be approaching a fair comparison.

I've got a hunch it's going to be like this. So yeah, I'll take Christine.

For no good reason at all I have a soft spot for Ivana. It makes zero sense. Maybe it's that she seems to own her tackiness?

It goes without saying this soft spot extends to zero other members of that horrible family.

I do too, mostly because Ivana just seems to give zero f#cks to just about anything. It's like, I've lived that far, and I've earned the right to wear the damn tracksuits every damn day if I please, and you all can go kiss my ass. I love this attitude.

[Anonymous]

What is wrong with her skin? Look at her upper area, above the boobs? What are those dark spots everywhere?

[Anonymous]

Ivana's face looks like it's melting. Very Raiders of the Lost Ark-esque.

[Anonymous]

There's definitely a hickey or some other neck thing going on at the moment. She has worn a scarf every day for the last few days. There are, of course, many other things wrong with this outfit. Thank you Ivanka, you never disappoint us!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:There's definitely a hickey or some other neck thing going on at the moment. She has worn a scarf every day for the last few days. There are, of course, many other things wrong with this outfit. Thank you Ivanka, you never disappoint us!

How old is she again? She looks like an old woman in this pic.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:There's definitely a hickey or some other neck thing going on at the moment. She has worn a scarf every day for the last few days. There are, of course, many other things wrong with this outfit. Thank you Ivanka, you never disappoint us!

Perfect outfit for the daughter of a Banana Republic wannabe dictator, but would really be better before Labor Day

[Anonymous]

I think the blue blazer is kind of cute. The white pants are too tight for my taste but I don’t think this get-up is awful.

My money would be on some sort of cosmetic surgery to correct neck sag, rather than a hickey.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I think the blue blazer is kind of cute. The white pants are too tight for my taste but I don’t think this get-up is awful.

My money would be on some sort of cosmetic surgery to correct neck sag, rather than a hickey.

Yes I wondered about this, but would a 37 year old really have neck sag? I'm also 37 and I think I look my age (i.e. I don't think I look super young or anything) and I don't have any kind of neck sag or anything going on there yet.