The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread

[Anonymous]

Among all the other aesthetic crimes, Ivanka has a terrible sense of color. The color adds to the I Dwess Up Like A Business Lady! impact. She could wear light colors bu choose fabrics that look like tropical wool or at least made of natural fibers.

Even the bob looks very Sims. I’ve been pregnant. No excuses for her.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I'm posting a new outfit because this excellent thread is at risk of getting derailed, and that would make me sad.

This blue suit isn't the worst thing she's ever worn.. but it's not good. I liked a cropped trouser but this just looks bizarre. In the second picture the darts around her boobs are all wrong.

The proportions of the jacket are all wrong for cropped pants. Almost as if she got the pants altered to be that length.

It's interesting. What's with her sudden desire to wear the DC professional uniform? And even then, she mucks it up.

These pics make me think she is pregnant.

Also, I bet that makeup looks truly insane in person.

Ivanka's head looks tiny in that first picture. And I'm getting flashbacks of Hillary with that pantsuit. I agree with the poster who thinks she's pregnant.

[Anonymous]

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Ivanka's head looks tiny in that first picture. And I'm getting flashbacks of Hillary with that pantsuit. I agree with the poster who thinks she's pregnant.

I actually think that this is the biggest problem with Ivanka's "fashion." She has a tiny, tiny head and a big, tall body. Maybe if her chest was smaller, she would look proportionate, although she would still be too big for her head (she also has the receding chin that her brothers have, although I think hers has been fixed with surgery).

I think that's why she always just looks awkward. She has done all she can with plastic surgery, makeup, and hair dye to make herself pretty in the face (and I do think she is somewhat pretty, although also very generic-looking). But she can't do anything about her frame, nor about the soulless, dead eyes that she and all her family have.

[Anonymous]

Maybe I’m being too picky here but don’t you think there’s something weird about the way she poses in so many pictures? Like a floppy doll with her hands straight down her sides:

https://www.instagram.com/p/B2VMCAtB4Nu/?igshid=12x5rxgujqbke

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I'm posting a new outfit because this excellent thread is at risk of getting derailed, and that would make me sad.

This blue suit isn't the worst thing she's ever worn.. but it's not good. I liked a cropped trouser but this just looks bizarre. In the second picture the darts around her boobs are all wrong.

The proportions of the jacket are all wrong for cropped pants. Almost as if she got the pants altered to be that length.

It's interesting. What's with her sudden desire to wear the DC professional uniform? And even then, she mucks it up.

These pics make me think she is pregnant.

Also, I bet that makeup looks truly insane in person.

Oh god 100%. That is spackled on there with a trowel, especially around the eyes.

But now we know she reads this thread cuz she’s finally wearing a (poorly fitted) suit. I don’t think she’s pregnant, I think she buys off the rack and doesn’t care enough to have it altered unless she altering to show her bosom more.

The darts!!! Just no. I wouldn’t walk out of my house like that.

It’s weird because the darts point to the nipple like they’re supposed to for fit purposes, but the length of the dart is rumpled and puckered. It’s a very, very weird fit.

Very weird fit. More pics from a previous time she wore it:

https://www.aol.com/article/lifestyle/2019/05/01/ivanka-trump-wears-trendy-powder-blue-pantsuit-for-las-2019-milken-institute-global-conference/23720234/?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAME2_aBN0cSHxWJom0G4Pq8sXLsOUlKBHLY1hF-3v3yCo6lcd7ur2ZooMMUSvcQR5kjH5kqpeLEd9ZRD5w-EArYePzK78t-rKWEJiMZ88uP6SRMUAkR4L5MJ_mAAhVjfhrvU_NVq9S8-JETguEJm6z3DbCZHPSO7ChQjqVHt0YSy#slide=7570837#fullscreen

[Anonymous]

I’m on my phone so maybe someone can repost the photos. Here’s Ivanka are photos of Ivanka at a Meridian House Event last night. Not bad, but why the huge gold gypsy hoops?

https://twitter.com/meridianintl/status/1172311288585711616?s=21

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I’m on my phone so maybe someone can repost the photos. Here’s Ivanka are photos of Ivanka at a Meridian House Event last night. Not bad, but why the huge gold gypsy hoops?

https://twitter.com/meridianintl/status/1172311288585711616?s=21

This is so very, very normal compared to her usual getups. I don’t think the hoops are too large. I think it’s weird she wore this when it was 90°+, but it’s fine.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I’m on my phone so maybe someone can repost the photos. Here’s Ivanka are photos of Ivanka at a Meridian House Event last night. Not bad, but why the huge gold gypsy hoops?

https://twitter.com/meridianintl/status/1172311288585711616?s=21

This is so very, very normal compared to her usual getups. I don’t think the hoops are too large. I think it’s weird she wore this when it was 90°+, but it’s fine.

Good god that’s ugly, but it’s a business suit!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

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Anonymous wrote:I’m on my phone so maybe someone can repost the photos. Here’s Ivanka are photos of Ivanka at a Meridian House Event last night. Not bad, but why the huge gold gypsy hoops?

https://twitter.com/meridianintl/status/1172311288585711616?s=21

This is so very, very normal compared to her usual getups. I don’t think the hoops are too large. I think it’s weird she wore this when it was 90°+, but it’s fine.

Good god that’s ugly, but it’s a business suit!

Does she have a side gig as a flight attendant?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I’m on my phone so maybe someone can repost the photos. Here’s Ivanka are photos of Ivanka at a Meridian House Event last night. Not bad, but why the huge gold gypsy hoops?

https://twitter.com/meridianintl/status/1172311288585711616?s=21

This is so very, very normal compared to her usual getups. I don’t think the hoops are too large. I think it’s weird she wore this when it was 90°+, but it’s fine.

Good god that’s ugly, but it’s a business suit!

Does she have a side gig as a flight attendant?

Did she take a nap before the event? What is up with the dirty rumpled hair? Get some dry shampoo and a blow dryer, girl!

This also points to pregnancy. . .

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I’m on my phone so maybe someone can repost the photos. Here’s Ivanka are photos of Ivanka at a Meridian House Event last night. Not bad, but why the huge gold gypsy hoops?

https://twitter.com/meridianintl/status/1172311288585711616?s=21

This is so very, very normal compared to her usual getups. I don’t think the hoops are too large. I think it’s weird she wore this when it was 90°+, but it’s fine.

Good god that’s ugly, but it’s a business suit!

Does she have a side gig as a flight attendant?

Did she take a nap before the event? What is up with the dirty rumpled hair? Get some dry shampoo and a blow dryer, girl!

This also points to pregnancy. . .

Her hair looks quite thin here.

[Anonymous]

her hair looks thin because she look her extensions out.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I’m on my phone so maybe someone can repost the photos. Here’s Ivanka are photos of Ivanka at a Meridian House Event last night. Not bad, but why the huge gold gypsy hoops?

https://twitter.com/meridianintl/status/1172311288585711616?s=21

This is so very, very normal compared to her usual getups. I don’t think the hoops are too large. I think it’s weird she wore this when it was 90°+, but it’s fine.

Good god that’s ugly, but it’s a business suit!

Does she have a side gig as a flight attendant?

FLIGHT ATTENDANT! That’s what this outfit is!

I mean, I usually think flight attendants look good, but I don’t understand why someone would dress like this...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I’m on my phone so maybe someone can repost the photos. Here’s Ivanka are photos of Ivanka at a Meridian House Event last night. Not bad, but why the huge gold gypsy hoops?

https://twitter.com/meridianintl/status/1172311288585711616?s=21

This is so very, very normal compared to her usual getups. I don’t think the hoops are too large. I think it’s weird she wore this when it was 90°+, but it’s fine.

Does she have a hickey? Because she wore that weird flight attendant scarf yesterday, and she is also wearing it today.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I’m on my phone so maybe someone can repost the photos. Here’s Ivanka are photos of Ivanka at a Meridian House Event last night. Not bad, but why the huge gold gypsy hoops?

https://twitter.com/meridianintl/status/1172311288585711616?s=21

This is so very, very normal compared to her usual getups. I don’t think the hoops are too large. I think it’s weird she wore this when it was 90°+, but it’s fine.

Does she have a hickey? Because she wore that weird flight attendant scarf yesterday, and she is also wearing it today.

She could have worn a turtleneck, it was only 90, are turtlenecks only a July/August thing for her?