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[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My husband wants s*x 1x a month. Excessive, right? How can I tell him he has s*x addiction?

The only way to cure an addition to the Red Sox is through electroshock therapy while watching Nationals games.

I am a Red S*x fan, and I endorse this message!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My fwb wants to get together, but I am embarrassed because "down there" has become a tangled jungle.

What do I do?

Invite him over and put on some 1970s porn.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My husband wants s*x 1x a month. Excessive, right? How can I tell him he has s*x addiction?

The only way to cure an addition to the Red Sox is through electroshock therapy while watching Nationals games.

Research shows that electroshock therapy is really only effective with weighted donuts.

(PP that posts about ankle donuts and EST, and I am cracking up)

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My fwb wants to get together, but I am embarrassed because "down there" has become a tangled jungle.

What do I do?

Invite him over and put on some 1970s porn.

OP here. I am a he. Jungle has a meek snake. Now what?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My husband wants s*x 1x a month. Excessive, right? How can I tell him he has s*x addiction?

The only way to cure an addition to the Red Sox is through electroshock therapy while watching Nationals games.

Research shows that electroshock therapy is really only effective with weighted donuts.

(PP that posts about ankle donuts and EST, and I am cracking up)

OP here. We are in Chicago, suburbs of Loudoun (which is why I frequently DCURBANMOM. ) He only likes white s*x. I can't even tan in the summer.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My husband wants s*x 1x a month. Excessive, right? How can I tell him he has s*x addiction?

The only way to cure an addition to the Red Sox is through electroshock therapy while watching Nationals games.

Research shows that electroshock therapy is really only effective with weighted donuts.

(PP that posts about ankle donuts and EST, and I am cracking up)

OP here. We are in Chicago, suburbs of Loudoun (which is why I frequently DCURBANMOM. ) He only likes white s*x. I can't even tan in the summer.

Did you see the advice for the donated white socks in this thread?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My husband wants s*x 1x a month. Excessive, right? How can I tell him he has s*x addiction?

The only way to cure an addition to the Red Sox is through electroshock therapy while watching Nationals games.

Research shows that electroshock therapy is really only effective with weighted donuts.

(PP that posts about ankle donuts and EST, and I am cracking up)

OP here. We are in Chicago, suburbs of Loudoun (which is why I frequently DCURBANMOM. ) He only likes white s*x. I can't even tan in the summer.

Did you see the advice for the donated white socks in this thread?

PS: if you wear Leggs, you can still tan.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My fwb wants to get together, but I am embarrassed because "down there" has become a tangled jungle.

What do I do?

Invite him over and put on some 1970s porn.

OP here. I am a he. Jungle has a meek snake. Now what?

If you are a he and your FWB is a he, he will understand. You’re being way too hard on yourself. If it will make you feel more secure, have a lizard in your murse for backup. You can also use white socks for protection, stay safe and good luck!

[Anonymous]

I have $200 in my bank account and $12,500 a year. I want to put in an offer for a $3 million house. My husband thinks I’m nuts. What do I do?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I have $200 in my bank account and $12,500 a year. I want to put in an offer for a $3 million house. My husband thinks I’m nuts. What do I do?

Buy a $6 million house.

[Anonymous]

I'm bored. What could I do to spice up my day?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:
I'm bored. What could I do to spice up my day?

Sprinkle some turmeric on your meek snake, followed by some electroshock therapy.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:
I'm bored. What could I do to spice up my day?

Switch teams.

[Anonymous]

We only earn $350,000 a year. How much aid should we expect from private schools?

[Anonymous]

My one child over 12 is vaccinated and is going to a summer camp soon. Camp doesn't require masks or social distancing, but does involve close contact with other kids. Younger sibling under 12 is not vaccinated. Should I still make older child wear a mask to camp?