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Anonymous wrote:I'm pregnant with a boy. Should we name him Jayden or Jasper?

Glayden Gasper is much better.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I'm pregnant with a boy. Should we name him Jayden or Jasper?

Glayden Gasper is much better.

Gayper is the clear winner

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My stepdaughter is really difficult. every time she comes over complains/acts sad that we had to convert her room into an art space for her baby half-brother. DH pays child support and when she’s with us we provide ALL food and will generally treat if we go out to the movies or mini-golf but she still mopes and complains. She’s 8. What’s should I do?

You should have never had a second kid. Donate the baby to the Smithsonian Art Museum, they will foster his talent.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My husband wants s*x 1x a month. Excessive, right? How can I tell him he has s*x addiction?

The only way to cure an addition to the Red Sox is through electroshock therapy while watching Nationals games.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My stepdaughter is really difficult. every time she comes over complains/acts sad that we had to convert her room into an art space for her baby half-brother. DH pays child support and when she’s with us we provide ALL food and will generally treat if we go out to the movies or mini-golf but she still mopes and complains. She’s 8. What’s should I do?

Learn from my mistakes. Send her to boarding school in Timbuktu ASAP, and be glad you’re not dealing with secret twins. otherwise your DH would have dumped you for his ex right after you went on the worst family camping trip ever.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I'm pregnant with a boy. Should we name him Jayden or Jasper?

Glayden Gasper is much better.

Gayper is the clear winner

Gay Asper.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My stepdaughter is really difficult. every time she comes over complains/acts sad that we had to convert her room into an art space for her baby half-brother. DH pays child support and when she’s with us we provide ALL food and will generally treat if we go out to the movies or mini-golf but she still mopes and complains. She’s 8. What’s should I do?

You should have never had a second kid. Donate the baby to the Smithsonian Art Museum, they will foster his talent.

Research shows that electroshock therapy is really only effective with weighted donuts.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My husband wants s*x 1x a month. Excessive, right? How can I tell him he has s*x addiction?

The only way to cure an addition to the Red Sox is through electroshock therapy while watching Nationals games.

Research shows that electroshock therapy is really only effective with weighted donuts.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My stepdaughter is really difficult. every time she comes over complains/acts sad that we had to convert her room into an art space for her baby half-brother. DH pays child support and when she’s with us we provide ALL food and will generally treat if we go out to the movies or mini-golf but she still mopes and complains. She’s 8. What’s should I do?

You should have never had a second kid. Donate the baby to the Smithsonian Art Museum, they will foster his talent.

Research shows that electroshock therapy is really only effective with weighted donuts.

Oops. Replied to wrong post. But maybe the advice still applies?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My stepdaughter is really difficult. every time she comes over complains/acts sad that we had to convert her room into an art space for her baby half-brother. DH pays child support and when she’s with us we provide ALL food and will generally treat if we go out to the movies or mini-golf but she still mopes and complains. She’s 8. What’s should I do?

You should have never had a second kid. Donate the baby to the Smithsonian Art Museum, they will foster his talent.

The other thing PP can do is make 8yo SDD work and pay her own way. She isn’t too young for Mary Kay or she could also Uber, or babysit other 8yos for money.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My teen keeps sneaking out after we fall asleep. What should we do?

Buy that house that went viral (somewhere in the northeast US I think) with the jail in the basement.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My stepdaughter is really difficult. every time she comes over complains/acts sad that we had to convert her room into an art space for her baby half-brother. DH pays child support and when she’s with us we provide ALL food and will generally treat if we go out to the movies or mini-golf but she still mopes and complains. She’s 8. What’s should I do?

You should have thought of that before you wrecked her mother’s marriage and broke her home. Why did you bring another child into this world? Your marriage is surely doomed.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm pregnant with a boy. Should we name him Jayden or Jasper?

Name him JaRule.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:My teen keeps sneaking out after we fall asleep. What should we do?

Buy that house that went viral (somewhere in the northeast US I think) with the jail in the basement.

Brilliant idea. This is actually GOOD advice. Ha ha

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My v@g is starting to look like an L.A. Dodgers catcher's mitt and is affecting my self esteem and DH (we're both Dodger's fans --Go Blue!) has lost interest in me probably because of it. I have heard v@g steaming could take out the wrinkles and make it look like new but I don't want to spend the money and am embarrassed to have someone poking around looking at me down there.

I am thinking of just squatting over a steaming pot of water to get the same effect as the steaming but am worried it might make things worse. This is really affecting my marriage. Help!

Steam your vegetables. No squatting required if you have a raised bed. And stop looking at your veg so closely. I doubt your DH even pays much attention.