Recurring characters of DCUM, as written by a DCUM veteran

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I can't believe "Did you get fat" poster is not honored here!

There's "Grace" poster on Fashion forum, with regular serving of some tedious influencer that no one can relate to.

I forgot about that one, or “did you cut your hair?”

That person is an imbecile.

Meh. Usually the poster has gained like 20-40 pounds and is wondering why their DH or boyfriend isn’t interested anymore

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:The older lady who’s likely in her 60s, who routinely and smugly gloats about how amazing her life and family are, while berating female posters for not having perfect children who have perfect jobs, for having children too late, not selecting the perfect spouse, and for working outside of the home.

Ma’am you are an insecure loser!

Is this poster different than Brunch Granny?

I actually agree with brunch granny.

That women should marry at 20?

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Anonymous wrote:Has anybody mentioned the pair of atheists who hate it when anybody talks about Christianity, and really, really hate it when somebody talks about Catholicism? They plus one each others' unoriginal insults, it's almost tragic.

You. The endlessly perseverative conservative Christian with the faux persecution complex who never, ever shuts up about the supposed “pair of atheists,” and who refuses to move on to a site where they actually have a forum specifically for Christians to discuss among themselves, because then you’d lose your opportunity to play the victim.

-not an atheist, Episcopalian

Newsflash: I’m Episcopalian too, and this is the very first time I’ve pointed out the pair of atheist haters. Although there’s someone else who does that and they may be conservative, but I don’t know that.

Tell me you’re OK with this pair that derails so many threads with, let’s call it what it is, bigotry, and who start so many hateful threads?

Well, congrats (?) then, because you have a DCUM twin who’s a conservative Catholic and drones on ENDLESSLY (including in multiple threads on Website Feedback) about the Evil Pair of Atheists Who Should Be Banned From The Religion Forum For Persecuting The Poor, Poor Christians.

BS. You need to learn about cause and effect. Don't insult people (the said "persecution") and nobody will complain about you.

Are you 4? You're completely unable to take responsibility for starting fights and then acting like a four-year-old saying "she did it!"

Oh, that’s RICH. You’re a child. You’re not persecuted. You’re not a victim. You’re not the board monitor. You aren’t “saving” anyone from persecution by whining endlessly on the internet.

Grow so very much up.

How many pages ago did you find this post to abuse this poster?

If that’s what you think “abuse” is, I want your life, because you have no problems.

Calm down. Nobody said anything about abuse. You’re revealing yourself as an obsessed psycho.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Has anybody mentioned the pair of atheists who hate it when anybody talks about Christianity, and really, really hate it when somebody talks about Catholicism? They plus one each others' unoriginal insults, it's almost tragic.

You. The endlessly perseverative conservative Christian with the faux persecution complex who never, ever shuts up about the supposed “pair of atheists,” and who refuses to move on to a site where they actually have a forum specifically for Christians to discuss among themselves, because then you’d lose your opportunity to play the victim.

-not an atheist, Episcopalian

Newsflash: I’m Episcopalian too, and this is the very first time I’ve pointed out the pair of atheist haters. Although there’s someone else who does that and they may be conservative, but I don’t know that.

Tell me you’re OK with this pair that derails so many threads with, let’s call it what it is, bigotry, and who start so many hateful threads?

Well, congrats (?) then, because you have a DCUM twin who’s a conservative Catholic and drones on ENDLESSLY (including in multiple threads on Website Feedback) about the Evil Pair of Atheists Who Should Be Banned From The Religion Forum For Persecuting The Poor, Poor Christians.

BS. You need to learn about cause and effect. Don't insult people (the said "persecution") and nobody will complain about you.

Are you 4? You're completely unable to take responsibility for starting fights and then acting like a four-year-old saying "she did it!"

PP must have been the one who called Catholics "primitive barbarians" a few pages ago on this very thread. The moderator removed it. And here she is now whining that people don't appreciate her input.

Wrong again. I’ve never posted a single word against Catholics. I’m just sick to death of this professional whiner vomiting all over the boards about her faux victim complex.

She definitely is a drama queen.

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Anonymous wrote:Poster in the Entertainment forum who takes shows waaaaaaaaaay too seriously and writes incredibly long, self-important analyses of each episode.

Eh I think that women are as into tv shows/movies/pop culture as men are into sports.

This! The poster(s) who start every response with “eh” or “meh”.

Yes! please make it stop. Same for the "um" and "err" posters. you are wasting our time with "pause fillers". google it. you sound like a drunk in Moe's bar trying to get a sentence out.

Meh

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Anonymous wrote:Has anybody mentioned the pair of atheists who hate it when anybody talks about Christianity, and really, really hate it when somebody talks about Catholicism? They plus one each others' unoriginal insults, it's almost tragic.

You. The endlessly perseverative conservative Christian with the faux persecution complex who never, ever shuts up about the supposed “pair of atheists,” and who refuses to move on to a site where they actually have a forum specifically for Christians to discuss among themselves, because then you’d lose your opportunity to play the victim.

-not an atheist, Episcopalian

Newsflash: I’m Episcopalian too, and this is the very first time I’ve pointed out the pair of atheist haters. Although there’s someone else who does that and they may be conservative, but I don’t know that.

Tell me you’re OK with this pair that derails so many threads with, let’s call it what it is, bigotry, and who start so many hateful threads?

Well, congrats (?) then, because you have a DCUM twin who’s a conservative Catholic and drones on ENDLESSLY (including in multiple threads on Website Feedback) about the Evil Pair of Atheists Who Should Be Banned From The Religion Forum For Persecuting The Poor, Poor Christians.

BS. You need to learn about cause and effect. Don't insult people (the said "persecution") and nobody will complain about you.

Are you 4? You're completely unable to take responsibility for starting fights and then acting like a four-year-old saying "she did it!"

PP must have been the one who called Catholics "primitive barbarians" a few pages ago on this very thread. The moderator removed it. And here she is now whining that people don't appreciate her input.

Wrong again. I’ve never posted a single word against Catholics. I’m just sick to death of this professional whiner vomiting all over the boards about her faux victim complex.

Somebody DID post some really nasty stuff about Catholics on this thread. The moderator deleted it. You’re in sone weird place of denial where you think people who disapprove of that are the problem.

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Anonymous wrote:The poster(s) who feel the need to respond to fashion questions in the fashion board with some variation of: “fashion is so shallow, Wear what you want and be happy. I’m off wearing recycled clothes and curing cancer. I can’t believe people actually care about this stuff.”Etc.

I get you, but the fashion board never has any real fashion on it. It’s just a bunch of posters saying “that’s so fugly” and then responding with something that is, amazingly, even more fugly.

True!

True, but damn, I miss the mammoth Trump women fashion threads. Was a glorious way to start the day with a cup of coffee. People attempting to mock Jill Biden’s suits just doesn’t compare.

Well, gee, why? because this is a liberal website. The Trump thread was vicious. Now everyone wants to fawn over Jill Biden. I didn't and don't read either. Waste of my time

Cool story, sis. Thanks for sharing.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I can't believe "Did you get fat" poster is not honored here!

There's "Grace" poster on Fashion forum, with regular serving of some tedious influencer that no one can relate to.

I forgot about that one, or “did you cut your hair?”

That person is an imbecile.

Meh. Usually the poster has gained like 20-40 pounds and is wondering why their DH or boyfriend isn’t interested anymore

Nope, but there you are, right on cue! (well, one of you)

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Anonymous wrote:Has anybody mentioned the pair of atheists who hate it when anybody talks about Christianity, and really, really hate it when somebody talks about Catholicism? They plus one each others' unoriginal insults, it's almost tragic.

You. The endlessly perseverative conservative Christian with the faux persecution complex who never, ever shuts up about the supposed “pair of atheists,” and who refuses to move on to a site where they actually have a forum specifically for Christians to discuss among themselves, because then you’d lose your opportunity to play the victim.

-not an atheist, Episcopalian

Newsflash: I’m Episcopalian too, and this is the very first time I’ve pointed out the pair of atheist haters. Although there’s someone else who does that and they may be conservative, but I don’t know that.

Tell me you’re OK with this pair that derails so many threads with, let’s call it what it is, bigotry, and who start so many hateful threads?

Well, congrats (?) then, because you have a DCUM twin who’s a conservative Catholic and drones on ENDLESSLY (including in multiple threads on Website Feedback) about the Evil Pair of Atheists Who Should Be Banned From The Religion Forum For Persecuting The Poor, Poor Christians.

BS. You need to learn about cause and effect. Don't insult people (the said "persecution") and nobody will complain about you.

Are you 4? You're completely unable to take responsibility for starting fights and then acting like a four-year-old saying "she did it!"

Oh, that’s RICH. You’re a child. You’re not persecuted. You’re not a victim. You’re not the board monitor. You aren’t “saving” anyone from persecution by whining endlessly on the internet.

Grow so very much up.

How many pages ago did you find this post to abuse this poster?

If that’s what you think “abuse” is, I want your life, because you have no problems.

Calm down. Nobody said anything about abuse. You’re revealing yourself as an obsessed psycho.

JFC. Learn to read. “How many pages ago did you find this post to ABUSE this poster?”

Moron.

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Anonymous wrote:Has anybody mentioned the pair of atheists who hate it when anybody talks about Christianity, and really, really hate it when somebody talks about Catholicism? They plus one each others' unoriginal insults, it's almost tragic.

You. The endlessly perseverative conservative Christian with the faux persecution complex who never, ever shuts up about the supposed “pair of atheists,” and who refuses to move on to a site where they actually have a forum specifically for Christians to discuss among themselves, because then you’d lose your opportunity to play the victim.

-not an atheist, Episcopalian

Newsflash: I’m Episcopalian too, and this is the very first time I’ve pointed out the pair of atheist haters. Although there’s someone else who does that and they may be conservative, but I don’t know that.

Tell me you’re OK with this pair that derails so many threads with, let’s call it what it is, bigotry, and who start so many hateful threads?

Well, congrats (?) then, because you have a DCUM twin who’s a conservative Catholic and drones on ENDLESSLY (including in multiple threads on Website Feedback) about the Evil Pair of Atheists Who Should Be Banned From The Religion Forum For Persecuting The Poor, Poor Christians.

BS. You need to learn about cause and effect. Don't insult people (the said "persecution") and nobody will complain about you.

Are you 4? You're completely unable to take responsibility for starting fights and then acting like a four-year-old saying "she did it!"

PP must have been the one who called Catholics "primitive barbarians" a few pages ago on this very thread. The moderator removed it. And here she is now whining that people don't appreciate her input.

Wrong again. I’ve never posted a single word against Catholics. I’m just sick to death of this professional whiner vomiting all over the boards about her faux victim complex.

Somebody DID post some really nasty stuff about Catholics on this thread. The moderator deleted it. You’re in sone weird place of denial where you think people who disapprove of that are the problem.

Jeff has told the obsessive poster that the “twin atheists” exist only in that person’s deranged imagination.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:“I am a research scientist.” It blew my mind when she said she grew up in France.

This person drives me nuts. I've never seen anyone else on this site try to flash credentials like her. We have to believe her because she knows more than everyone else. She showed up in one post to school us moms with kids with autism making statements that there are magical early interventions that cure autism. So full of shite. I think she showed up again saying she's Asian in the post about Black women being treated poorly in medical settings.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:The adult child of abusive parents who hijacks so many threads to talk about herself and bring her own baggage to an OP’s very different situation. I’m sorry for her hurt, but in so many instances her history and views are irrelevant to the OP. There may be more than one of these posters.

And this type, every time someone posts about a problem they’re having with their parent, responds instantly in caps with BE GRATEFUL YOU HAVE YOUR MOTHER. MY MOTHER IS DEAD!

They must win in the misery competition. I ask if they want an award.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:On a different note, some more friendly faces:

- the swami
- the psychic
- the hospital chaplain who deals with end of life issues
- Jeff

Is the psychic the person who refers to herself as a medium. Her posts are so unintentionally humorous. I'm a large though.

[Anonymous]

I don’t know if she’s been mentioned here, but Sad Mom. She often posts (or has posted) in General Parenting, but also other places, about her angst over having an only child. She had secondary infertility, was an only child herself, and is really tortured over having an only. The helpful answers about how to “get over” this horrible situation are always rebuffed.

Also the older sister who was insanely jealous and controlling of her younger sister. She hasn’t posted in awhile that I’ve seen, but she was downright awful.

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Anonymous wrote:Has anybody mentioned the pair of atheists who hate it when anybody talks about Christianity, and really, really hate it when somebody talks about Catholicism? They plus one each others' unoriginal insults, it's almost tragic.

You. The endlessly perseverative conservative Christian with the faux persecution complex who never, ever shuts up about the supposed “pair of atheists,” and who refuses to move on to a site where they actually have a forum specifically for Christians to discuss among themselves, because then you’d lose your opportunity to play the victim.

-not an atheist, Episcopalian

Newsflash: I’m Episcopalian too, and this is the very first time I’ve pointed out the pair of atheist haters. Although there’s someone else who does that and they may be conservative, but I don’t know that.

Tell me you’re OK with this pair that derails so many threads with, let’s call it what it is, bigotry, and who start so many hateful threads?

Well, congrats (?) then, because you have a DCUM twin who’s a conservative Catholic and drones on ENDLESSLY (including in multiple threads on Website Feedback) about the Evil Pair of Atheists Who Should Be Banned From The Religion Forum For Persecuting The Poor, Poor Christians.

BS. You need to learn about cause and effect. Don't insult people (the said "persecution") and nobody will complain about you.

Are you 4? You're completely unable to take responsibility for starting fights and then acting like a four-year-old saying "she did it!"

Oh, that’s RICH. You’re a child. You’re not persecuted. You’re not a victim. You’re not the board monitor. You aren’t “saving” anyone from persecution by whining endlessly on the internet.

Grow so very much up.

How many pages ago did you find this post to abuse this poster?

If that’s what you think “abuse” is, I want your life, because you have no problems.

Calm down. Nobody said anything about abuse. You’re revealing yourself as an obsessed psycho.

JFC. Learn to read. “How many pages ago did you find this post to ABUSE this poster?”

Moron.

So this is your MO.
1. Find a post from 5-6 pages ago to rant about.
2. Call Catholics “primitive barbarians” on this thread or, if you weren’t that poster, you complain that the real problem is the posters who complain about that and you curse at them.

Then you curse at anybody—and there are more than one of us—who calls out your childish BS. You start fights and can’t deal with the consequences. You’re a 4-year-old with a potty mouth.

Anyway, thanks for demonstrating repeatedly your singular DCUM personality for this thread.