I'm much dirtier sexually than he knows about (in my mind, that is. Nothing extracurricular happening...but I think he would be pretty shocked to know the kinds of things I think about when getting off) |
Can you give us some examples? |
It might spice things up if he knew. |
You would be doing mankind a favor, or at least your husband, by living the dream. |
Just leave the damn dog alone! |
Not really a secret, but certainly something I will never say to him.
I am SO SICK of cleaning his sh/t off the toilet seat. Yes, it's a toilet, but he is also an adult with perfect vision, so he can see the sh/t on the seat when he gets up to flush. It's disgusting. There is no reason I should be cleaning an adult's sh/t off the top of the toilet seat EVERY DAY. |
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Why won't you say anything to him? That's stupid. |
Yes.... She tells me I look good. |
I can't say anything negative about him without him throwing a fit. It's cool, though. I've started using our other bathroom. He'll notice the sh/t at some point and have to clean it himself. |
His breath is so nasty. It smells like rotten milk and that disgusting cavity smell ALL THE TIME. And let's not even get into his morning breath.
I never kiss him. I hold my breath when he is near me. I turn my head when he talks. |
I am totally repulsed by him / his body. The only things I like about him physically are his eyes and beard. |
i love to smell my used pads and liners after wearing them all day. whether its period blood or just my usual discharge smell lol. |
That women DO fart and poop |
It is really not a secret. I am happy for him for finding another woman to love him the way he wants to be loved. Peace out xox |