What's the biggest secret you're keeping from your SO?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:i love to smell my used pads and liners after wearing them all day. whether its period blood or just my usual discharge smell lol.

Um.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:His breath is so nasty. It smells like rotten milk and that disgusting cavity smell ALL THE TIME. And let's not even get into his morning breath.

I never kiss him. I hold my breath when he is near me. I turn my head when he talks.

whats his deal??

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I am totally repulsed by him / his body. The only things I like about him physically are his eyes and beard.

Why did you marry him?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I am totally repulsed by him / his body. The only things I like about him physically are his eyes and beard.

Why did you marry him?

He wasn't like this before.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:That I clean out my ears by picking out wax with the end of a bobby pin.

I have a high threshold for grossness but this is gross.

Why is it gross? Umm do you not clean your ears out? I think this is an effective way to get every scrap out. I mean it'd be different if s/he was re-using the bobby pins afterward.

You're not supposed to clean your ears out - you're supposed to have wax in there. You're going to make yourself deaf.

Tell my mom that.

- NP who thought their mom cleaning their ears out with a bobby pin was unique

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I am totally repulsed by him / his body. The only things I like about him physically are his eyes and beard.

Why did you marry him?

He wasn't like this before.

Are you saying that he gained weight?

[Anonymous]

I'm not a huge fan of his ethnicity's food. I think it's just okay, but except for maybe one dish, I'd never eat it by choice.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:His breath is so nasty. It smells like rotten milk and that disgusting cavity smell ALL THE TIME. And let's not even get into his morning breath.

I never kiss him. I hold my breath when he is near me. I turn my head when he talks.

whats his deal??

I could've written this about my spouse too!!!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:That I had a 2nd prehensile penis removed just before we started dating in college. I told DW it was a tumor, but I used it to save up enough money for law school.

What? How did you use it to save money?!

wut is this even

His prehensile penis saved him money by suggesting he buy his car insurance at geico!

Oh, also it is a mad extreme couponer. See: prehensile

[Anonymous]

I love to sniff her panties.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:His breath is so nasty. It smells like rotten milk and that disgusting cavity smell ALL THE TIME. And let's not even get into his morning breath.

I never kiss him. I hold my breath when he is near me. I turn my head when he talks.

whats his deal??

Tonsil stones

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:His breath is so nasty. It smells like rotten milk and that disgusting cavity smell ALL THE TIME. And let's not even get into his morning breath.

I never kiss him. I hold my breath when he is near me. I turn my head when he talks.

whats his deal??

Mouth full of cavities and rotting teeth. He never took care of his teeth when he was little and ate nothing but junk.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I am totally repulsed by him / his body. The only things I like about him physically are his eyes and beard.

Why did you marry him?

He wasn't like this before.

Are you saying that he gained weight?

He has but that's not really the issue

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I am totally repulsed by him / his body. The only things I like about him physically are his eyes and beard.

Why did you marry him?

He wasn't like this before.

Are you saying that he gained weight?

He has but that's not really the issue

What's the issue?

[Anonymous]

Honestly after reading this, I don’t think I can trust anyone in a relationship anymore. Completely eye opening