What's the biggest secret you're keeping from your SO?

[Anonymous]

I totally sympathize with any woman whose H has a small dick. But aside from the FUPA (really a term for women but we get the picture) no woman has answered the question. If the guy has a small dick, and you aren't satisfied by that, why the hell did you marry him?

It's like some guy complaining that he never gets BJs when he never got them before marriage either. Or he doesn't like....anything on her body like, small boobs or whatever.

This isn't bait and switch. You knew about the D and married it anyway. What should the guy do about it now?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Gave DH's great uncle a HJ while he was in the hospital dying of bone cancer

This is more f'ed up than banging the dog.

[Anonymous]

I am repulsed by my fat wife. She was thin when we dated and married, but that was 40 pounds ago. It gets worse. I have a high libido, and she has a low libido. I am not a cheater so my only legit option has me pursuing somebody who I find completely unattractive and who has no interest in sex. FML.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I totally sympathize with any woman whose H has a small dick. But aside from the FUPA (really a term for women but we get the picture) no woman has answered the question. If the guy has a small dick, and you aren't satisfied by that, why the hell did you marry him?

It's like some guy complaining that he never gets BJs when he never got them before marriage either. Or he doesn't like....anything on her body like, small boobs or whatever.

This isn't bait and switch. You knew about the D and married it anyway. What should the guy do about it now?

You married a small D. Too late to blame him. So shut up and live with your decision.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I totally sympathize with any woman whose H has a small dick. But aside from the FUPA (really a term for women but we get the picture) no woman has answered the question. If the guy has a small dick, and you aren't satisfied by that, why the hell did you marry him?

It's like some guy complaining that he never gets BJs when he never got them before marriage either. Or he doesn't like....anything on her body like, small boobs or whatever.

This isn't bait and switch. You knew about the D and married it anyway. What should the guy do about it now?

You married a small D. Too late to blame him. So shut up and live with your decision.

I think his penis got smaller, because he didn't take out trash or do dishes over the years, because they new the size when they married them, so I agree, why complain now?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I totally sympathize with any woman whose H has a small dick. But aside from the FUPA (really a term for women but we get the picture) no woman has answered the question. If the guy has a small dick, and you aren't satisfied by that, why the hell did you marry him?

It's like some guy complaining that he never gets BJs when he never got them before marriage either. Or he doesn't like....anything on her body like, small boobs or whatever.

This isn't bait and switch. You knew about the D and married it anyway. What should the guy do about it now?

Well, I married that rarest of creatures: a male virgin. They exist. However, if you find one older than 30, DO NOT MAKE THE MISTAKE of dating or marrying, unless you are a) also a virgin, b) a very, very patient teacher, or c) clear that he is extremely low libido and will not suddenly become Hugh Hefner after the wedding, no matter how good you are in bed.

As it turns out, I was none of those things.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Gave DH's great uncle a HJ while he was in the hospital dying of bone cancer

This is more f'ed up than banging the dog.

I agree it's close... But the dog tale still wins.

[ZachF]

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[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I am repulsed by my fat wife. She was thin when we dated and married, but that was 40 pounds ago. It gets worse. I have a high libido, and she has a low libido. I am not a cheater so my only legit option has me pursuing somebody who I find completely unattractive and who has no interest in sex. FML.

I really hope you're not overweight.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:That I clean out my ears by picking out wax with the end of a bobby pin.

I have a high threshold for grossness but this is gross.

It sounds more risky than gross to me...watch your eardrums!

I used to do this. This was actually how my mother did it, likely because she came from a third world country. It feels like it actually does a better job then q-tips.

[Anonymous]

I have more sex toys than he knows about.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I have more sex toys than he knows about.

What are the ones he doesn't know about?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I got a blowjob from a woman I met at Starbucks.

I hope this is my DH. All I ever hear about is all the great people he hangs out with at Starbucks without me. I hope you at least let her ride on your motorcycle in return.

Also, btw, oral sex is still cheating...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I got a blowjob from a woman I met at Starbucks.

I hope this is my DH. All I ever hear about is all the great people he hangs out with at Starbucks without me. I hope you at least let her ride on your motorcycle in return.

Also, btw, oral sex is still cheating...

Everyone knows that's cheating. Even Bill Clinton.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I found nude pictures of her sister online.

Link?