This was a real post on my neighborhood listserv

[Anonymous]

Yeah, there really aren't any pinecones around. At least not in my neighborhood. But I loved that giant one above.

[Anonymous]

How come no one has questioned why the kid had a pinecone in his carseat? I still don't get the chain of events but the thread has been pretty funny.

[Anonymous]

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:How come no one has questioned why the kid had a pinecone in his carseat? I still don't get the chain of events but the thread has been pretty funny.

Maybe that's why Little Pinecone Chucker was so upset. This was not some crime of opportunity. This was a long planned out act of vengeance that went wrong because his mother didn't have sense enough to burn rubber and get away from the scene of the crime. The tears are either A) a devious front to cover the true face of a dastardly brilliant mind or B) frustration at having his schemes foiled by being saddled with such bleeding heart for a parent.

Either way, the neighbor better watch his back. I fear that this is far from over.

[Anonymous]

Section 876 of the code of Ye Olde Village of Bethesda states: "No pinecone shall be ejected or hurled from any cart or buggy at any time. Punishment may include being yelled at by Village elder(s) or public shaming by Village crones."

[Anonymous]

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Don't you mean In-Cone-Ceivable?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Don't you mean In-Cone-Ceivable?

+1 Bahaha! Good one.

-gif lady

[Anonymous]

Nah. This one is the best.

Anonymous wrote:

[Anonymous]

Ya'll are so ridiculous. I'm sending everyone a commemorative pinecone in the mail for Christmas.

[Anonymous]

Can anyone explain what "listserv" is? I don't have it. At least I don't think it do.

[Anonymous]

Is the same person posting all of the hilarious pictures and captions. Hats off to you! I am going to get fired because I am sitting here laughing out loud every time you post another.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Is the same person posting all of the hilarious pictures and captions. Hats off to you! I am going to get fired because I am sitting here laughing out loud every time you post another.

Yes, and your welcome It is too much fun.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Can anyone explain what "listserv" is? I don't have it. At least I don't think it do.

It is Hell's Kitchen in 1975. It is a ride on a crosstown bus at 3:00AM. It is the ravings of madmen and shut ins.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Can anyone explain what "listserv" is? I don't have it. At least I don't think it do.

It is Hell's Kitchen in 1975. It is a ride on a crosstown bus at 3:00AM. It is the ravings of madmen and shut ins.

I love this quote - is it from something or did you make it up?