This was a real post on my neighborhood listserv

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[Anonymous]

Ugh, I can see saying raising the issue politely to the guy if he stayed around, because it would have potentially allowed the opportunity for the child to apologize and the man to accept the apology. But he is gone. What good can this type of posting possibly do? There is nothing beneficial to the kid that could come out of this, it is just a vent that makes her look silly and petty.

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Anonymous wrote:

OMG! It the pine cone kid!!! RUN!!!!!

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:That's hilarious!

How does the mother know "..accidentally hit a passing car with a pinecone he was removing from his car seat. "

Because she also says this "I did not see him throw the pinecone, and I would not have known otherwise."

That kid totally threw the pinecone on purpose. I can't believe she actually took the time to write that up and post it. She needs a hobby!

Agree. The mother must be a SAHM to have the time and interest to post this nonsense.

And the Yeats' quote is over the top!

Awesome! No DCUM thread is complete without a dig at SAhMs. Let the debate begin!

[Anonymous]

I heard the driver was the father!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:That's hilarious!

How does the mother know "..accidentally hit a passing car with a pinecone he was removing from his car seat. "

Because she also says this "I did not see him throw the pinecone, and I would not have known otherwise."

That kid totally threw the pinecone on purpose. I can't believe she actually took the time to write that up and post it. She needs a hobby!

Agree. The mother must be a SAHM to have the time and interest to post this nonsense.

And the Yeats' quote is over the top!

I am not a SAHM mom but I can assure you that pinecone moms WOTH also; pineconing is not limited to SAHMs. I gotta take up for my SAHM sisters.

My friends who are SAHM are too busy to read listservs. I on the other hand have been surfing DCUM all morning for the bargain price of $225/hr.

[Anonymous]

Very bad mothering. The kid has to learn to run after throwing something at a car. Or he could have two pine cones, throw one. When the guy gets out of the car, he can say I did not throw anything , I still have my pine cone!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:That's hilarious!

How does the mother know "..accidentally hit a passing car with a pinecone he was removing from his car seat. "

Because she also says this "I did not see him throw the pinecone, and I would not have known otherwise."

That kid totally threw the pinecone on purpose. I can't believe she actually took the time to write that up and post it. She needs a hobby!

Agree. The mother must be a SAHM to have the time and interest to post this nonsense.

And the Yeats' quote is over the top!

I am not a SAHM mom but I can assure you that pinecone moms WOTH also; pineconing is not limited to SAHMs. I gotta take up for my SAHM sisters.

My friends who are SAHM are too busy to read listservs. I on the other hand have been surfing DCUM all morning for the bargain price of $225/hr.

Hey, First Year - get back to your document review!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:That's hilarious!

How does the mother know "..accidentally hit a passing car with a pinecone he was removing from his car seat. "

Because she also says this "I did not see him throw the pinecone, and I would not have known otherwise."

That kid totally threw the pinecone on purpose. I can't believe she actually took the time to write that up and post it. She needs a hobby!

Agree. The mother must be a SAHM to have the time and interest to post this nonsense.

And the Yeats' quote is over the top!

I am not a SAHM mom but I can assure you that pinecone moms WOTH also; pineconing is not limited to SAHMs. I gotta take up for my SAHM sisters.

My friends who are SAHM are too busy to read listservs. I on the other hand have been surfing DCUM all morning for the bargain price of $225/hr.

Hey, First Year - get back to your document review!

Please lord jesus tell me where I can do doc review for $225/hr. I want THAT gig!!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Very bad mothering. The kid has to learn to run after throwing something at a car. Or he could have two pine cones, throw one. When the guy gets out of the car, he can say I did not throw anything , I still have my pine cone!

[Anonymous]

Page 2 of this thread is hilarious. All the pinecone quotes and the pictures are hilarious.


Pinecone not, lest ye be pineconed.

[Anonymous]

We should all try to be a bit more neighborly. After all, no man is a pinecone.

[Anonymous]

I may have missed it, but did any of pinecone mom's friends ever answer why on Earth there would be a pinecone in this kid's carseat?

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Anonymous wrote:I may have missed it, but did any of pinecone mom's friends ever answer why on Earth there would be a pinecone in this kid's carseat?

The best part of the whole email is how her son "accidentally" hit a car because he was "removing" the pine cone from his car seat. Oooooookay. Maybe it had been there since fall, and he finally decided it needed to be "removed"?

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