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Anonymous wrote:Best way to say no?

Yes.

The is correct. When she says no she really means yes.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:What should I make for dinner? It has to be allergen free, organic, something the kids will eat, and ready in 5 minutes? It has to be something I have on hand, like a can of tuna...

Lightly fried cicadas. The dead bodies are fine.

Are they still safe to eat? They’ve been on my sidewalk for 3 weeks.

Yes. You don’t have to fry them either they just taste better that way.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This is a REAL request for help: I developed a stye on lower lid. It's behind the lower lid touching eye ball, not visible. I've tried everything! Help me get rid of it before DS graduation on Saturday. I've tried stye ointment, ice, warm compresses, steam, eye drops. My right eye looks like a gloppy mess. It hurts. If there's no magic potion, at least make me laugh.

Have you tried popping it on the outside with a needle? Make sure it’s very very thick in diameter.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This is a REAL request for help: I developed a stye on lower lid. It's behind the lower lid touching eye ball, not visible. I've tried everything! Help me get rid of it before DS graduation on Saturday. I've tried stye ointment, ice, warm compresses, steam, eye drops. My right eye looks like a gloppy mess. It hurts. If there's no magic potion, at least make me laugh.

That’s not a stye. It’s spider eggs.
You’re gonna be a mama!

If this is true, instead of a needle I would recommend holding a flame to your eye until the eggs burst. Just rush the process. A needle will hurt them.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Will a yoni egg hatch if I leave it in too long?

There’s no such thing as too long. I’ve been storing an egg for 2 years. It helps my diet plan. I feel fuller faster, alternative to stomach stapling without the runny side effects.

Can yoni eggs be stored behind your eyelid?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Best way to say no?

Yes.

Oh honey, no.

So you agree.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Best way to say no?

Yes.

Not the direction I’d intended. How about

How to say no to watching neighbor’s kid?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Best way to say no?

How about ..

Perfect.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Best way to say no?

Yes.

Not the direction I’d intended. How about

How to say no to watching neighbor’s kid?

Call CPS on yourself. Then tell your neighbor you have an open investigation and can’t be around other people’s kids.

[Anonymous]

My friend's DS stabbed my son in the leg with a screwdriver because he wanted the other color Switch controller and then set fire to our couch while laughing. Should I tell my friend about this behavior? What is a good way to word it? I'm not sure I want him coming over so much any more. But this is so awkward!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This is a REAL request for help: I developed a stye on lower lid. It's behind the lower lid touching eye ball, not visible. I've tried everything! Help me get rid of it before DS graduation on Saturday. I've tried stye ointment, ice, warm compresses, steam, eye drops. My right eye looks like a gloppy mess. It hurts. If there's no magic potion, at least make me laugh.

Have you tried popping it on the outside with a needle? Make sure it’s very very thick in diameter.

Squeeze your eyelid until it folds in half like a piece of paper, so that the fold is right where the stye is. When there is pain, you know you are doing it right.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My friend's DS stabbed my son in the leg with a screwdriver because he wanted the other color Switch controller and then set fire to our couch while laughing. Should I tell my friend about this behavior? What is a good way to word it? I'm not sure I want him coming over so much any more. But this is so awkward!

Say this "Your evil brat lit my couch on fire and stabbed my son. Come over tomorrow and look at the damage, while I get my hair done."

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My friend's DS stabbed my son in the leg with a screwdriver because he wanted the other color Switch controller and then set fire to our couch while laughing. Should I tell my friend about this behavior? What is a good way to word it? I'm not sure I want him coming over so much any more. But this is so awkward!

No. I would not risk losing a friendship over this and you’ll sound unhinged if you bring this up. Honestly you should have been supervising better and made sure that he got the switch control color that he wanted since he was your guest. In fact it’s pretty rude of you not to teach your son to be a good host. And your couch was probably from somewhere like CB2 and deserved to be set on fire. I know a great designer who only charges $5,000 per minute and will help you find a beautiful new custom couch that will look much nicer than your suburban McMansion decor.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My friend's DS stabbed my son in the leg with a screwdriver because he wanted the other color Switch controller and then set fire to our couch while laughing. Should I tell my friend about this behavior? What is a good way to word it? I'm not sure I want him coming over so much any more. But this is so awkward!

Don’t tell the friend. But make your son stab the boy in the same spot. And light his backpack on fire. Film it. Then just send him home, let the chips fall where they may.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:My friend's DS stabbed my son in the leg with a screwdriver because he wanted the other color Switch controller and then set fire to our couch while laughing. Should I tell my friend about this behavior? What is a good way to word it? I'm not sure I want him coming over so much any more. But this is so awkward!

Don’t tell the friend. But make your son stab the boy in the same spot. And light his backpack on fire. Film it. Then just send him home, let the chips fall where they may.

Oh, snd keep the couch. You can remove the smell in linens quite easily; a singed couch is no different. You can hide the smell of the smoke with cigars.