What's the biggest secret you're keeping from your SO?

[Anonymous]

I think his mom is coarse.

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Anonymous wrote:When we do it doggie style I often think it's someone other than my DH....and I love my DH! Am I normal? Of course I do wonder what my DH is thinking about too!

Haha! I bet that livens things up. Who are your favorites to think of?

I really don't have any favorites though it's generally someone younger and buffed - actors and athletes. I used to fantasize about Derek Jeter until I read he had spread STD's far and wide.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:When we do it doggie style I often think it's someone other than my DH....and I love my DH! Am I normal? Of course I do wonder what my DH is thinking about too!

Haha! I bet that livens things up. Who are your favorites to think of?

I really don't have any favorites though it's generally someone younger and buffed - actors and athletes. I used to fantasize about Derek Jeter until I read he had spread STD's far and wide.

Does it help get you over the finish line? If so, then I'd say it's a win-win!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:When we do it doggie style I often think it's someone other than my DH....and I love my DH! Am I normal? Of course I do wonder what my DH is thinking about too!

Haha! I bet that livens things up. Who are your favorites to think of?

I really don't have any favorites though it's generally someone younger and buffed - actors and athletes. I used to fantasize about Derek Jeter until I read he had spread STD's far and wide.

I close my eyes and imagine Jon Snow. When I do my DH doesn't last very long. Lol.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:When we do it doggie style I often think it's someone other than my DH....and I love my DH! Am I normal? Of course I do wonder what my DH is thinking about too!

Haha! I bet that livens things up. Who are your favorites to think of?

I really don't have any favorites though it's generally someone younger and buffed - actors and athletes. I used to fantasize about Derek Jeter until I read he had spread STD's far and wide.

Does it help get you over the finish line? If so, then I'd say it's a win-win!

It does but my DH does a good job on his own! But we've been married 30 years and average about twice a week (3000 times?) so a little fantasy is not a bad thing in my book. I've never strayed except in my head.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:When we do it doggie style I often think it's someone other than my DH....and I love my DH! Am I normal? Of course I do wonder what my DH is thinking about too!

That's the main reason I do it doggie style! I don't have to look at my husband.

I wonder if this is pretty common?

Husband here weighing in! I often think of someone else when we do it doggie style and all I see is "someone's" back and butt. Frankly I really get into it and I get no complaints from my DW so we are both happy. I figure there is no need to have an affair when I'm cheating with someone at home!

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Anonymous wrote:That he is terrible in bed and has a small penis. I say this in all honesty as someone who loves him dearly.

Ugh, same

ugh, also same

How small are all these men? And, if size was an issue for you then why did you marry them?

They aren't small. The real problem is these women have stretched out vaginas from childbirth. But the women here don't ever take responsibility for their own unhappiness so the man must be blamed

+1000

https://youtu.be/0zret7O8YoU

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:When we do it doggie style I often think it's someone other than my DH....and I love my DH! Am I normal? Of course I do wonder what my DH is thinking about too!

That's the main reason I do it doggie style! I don't have to look at my husband.

I wonder if this is pretty common?

Husband here weighing in! I often think of someone else when we do it doggie style and all I see is "someone's" back and butt. Frankly I really get into it and I get no complaints from my DW so we are both happy. I figure there is no need to have an affair when I'm cheating with someone at home!

Since your DW is probably thinking of someone else this brings a new definition to group sex!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:That he is terrible in bed and has a small penis. I say this in all honesty as someone who loves him dearly.

I think I'm married to your husband.

Why do you gals marry this??

In my case, my husband is very handsome and nice. But his penis has actually shrank over the years because of front-butt. It's just awful.

+1 to front-butt. Thankfully DH is aware and unhappy with the situation and is finally fixing it.

[Anonymous]

Wait, what is front butt?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:That he is terrible in bed and has a small penis. I say this in all honesty as someone who loves him dearly.

Ugh, same

ugh, also same

How small are all these men? And, if size was an issue for you then why did you marry them?

They aren't small. The real problem is these women have stretched out vaginas from childbirth. But the women here don't ever take responsibility for their own unhappiness so the man must be blamed

Yeah, keep telling yourself that. I've had C-sections only and my DH is just as small and clueless as ever.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:When we do it doggie style I often think it's someone other than my DH....and I love my DH! Am I normal? Of course I do wonder what my DH is thinking about too!

That's the main reason I do it doggie style! I don't have to look at my husband.

I wonder if this is pretty common?

Husband here weighing in! I often think of someone else when we do it doggie style and all I see is "someone's" back and butt. Frankly I really get into it and I get no complaints from my DW so we are both happy. I figure there is no need to have an affair when I'm cheating with someone at home!

Since your DW is probably thinking of someone else this brings a new definition to group sex!

That bed is really crowded with DH, DW, all those actors, co-workers, and DWs sister in it...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Wait, what is front butt?

FUPA

[Anonymous]

Gross.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:That he is terrible in bed and has a small penis. I say this in all honesty as someone who loves him dearly.

Ugh, same

ugh, also same

How small are all these men? And, if size was an issue for you then why did you marry them?

They aren't small. The real problem is these women have stretched out vaginas from childbirth. But the women here don't ever take responsibility for their own unhappiness so the man must be blamed

Right. Small penises don't exist. Yes, whatever you need to tell yourself, dear.