Confession Thread: What do you need to get off your chest?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I hate my husband’s fat body. Almost every night I have dreams about running my hands and mouth along the bodies of men with muscles and six packs (those are the dreams safe for non-explicit, anyway). It depresses me that I can never do that again in real life.

Talk to him about it, using the nicest language possible.

My gf told me recently that I had gotten too fat and was becoming unattractive to her. That lit a fire under my ass.

Started IF and switched to keto the next day. Started going to the gym again. Down 10 lbs so far. Sex is better. Crush her less with my weight. Better stamina. Better able to maintain certain positions.

It's his job to keep himself fit for you, as it is your job to keep yourself fit for him. Show him this post.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I detest my child, who is 19. My life has been misery since the day he was born. I want so badly to kick him out and rid myself of his never ending drama, but I feel so guilty about thinking this way.

PP, I feel the same way as you. Except my son is only 6.

Oof. Poor kid.

Does his dad like him at least? If so, enroll him in an active cub scout pack and make his dad volunteer to be one of the leaders. They you'll be free of him one night a week and one weekend a month. In the summer, make them go to camp snyder for all the long father-son weekends.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm sleeping with my child's teacher so she gets a decent grade.

Mama always had a way of explaining things so I could understand.

Life is like a box of chocolates...you never know what you're gonna get.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:After 10 years of marriage ang two kids I know my marriage was doomed but I didn’t want my X to have more kids to compete with the two he had with me.

I told him the reason we weren’t having sex was that I was scared of getting pregnant again. I told him if he gat the “V” we could have sex all the time.

After he healed from the operation we had sex just once and I told him it wasn’t working out. I filed for separation the next week.

Ouch. I'm sure he feels like a schmuck now.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I hate my husband’s fat body. Almost every night I have dreams about running my hands and mouth along the bodies of men with muscles and six packs (those are the dreams safe for non-explicit, anyway). It depresses me that I can never do that again in real life.

Talk to him about it, using the nicest language possible.

My gf told me recently that I had gotten too fat and was becoming unattractive to her. That lit a fire under my ass.

Started IF and switched to keto the next day. Started going to the gym again. Down 10 lbs so far. Sex is better. Crush her less with my weight. Better stamina. Better able to maintain certain positions.

It's his job to keep himself fit for you, as it is your job to keep yourself fit for him. Show him this post.

NP. I seriously never thought about doing that. I thought it was my fault for being not attracted to him. That's 20 years wasted.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I hate my husband’s fat body. Almost every night I have dreams about running my hands and mouth along the bodies of men with muscles and six packs (those are the dreams safe for non-explicit, anyway). It depresses me that I can never do that again in real life.

Talk to him about it, using the nicest language possible.

My gf told me recently that I had gotten too fat and was becoming unattractive to her. That lit a fire under my ass.

Started IF and switched to keto the next day. Started going to the gym again. Down 10 lbs so far. Sex is better. Crush her less with my weight. Better stamina. Better able to maintain certain positions.

It's his job to keep himself fit for you, as it is your job to keep yourself fit for him. Show him this post.

I did the same thing with my husband, who struggles with his weight. He now works out all the time and has dropped easily 30 lbs. (probably has 20 to go). I routinely encourage him by telling him how hot he's looking. I even agreed to have sex with him more than usual if he does a certain number of workouts per week. It seems to be working!

Oh and I try to keep up my end of things -- I watch what I eat, buy nice new clothes, etc. I bought some lingerie for Valentine's Day for him.

It's up to each person to keep the fire going in a relationship!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I’m happily married, but would love to see my high school love. It’s been years and I’ll never forget him.

Right now he's fat, bald, has saggy balls and erectile dysfunction.

Don’t go there - saggy balls.

What's with the saggy balls? Do most men's balls start to sag when they get older? How old? DH (50) seems fine.

It's pretty much a DCUM running joke at this point - whenever dating men over 50 is mentioned, someone says "ewwwww saggy balls!"

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I’m happily married, but would love to see my high school love. It’s been years and I’ll never forget him.

Right now he's fat, bald, has saggy balls and erectile dysfunction.

Hardly. I’ve seen pics. Still hot as ever. I just want to catch up...nothing physical.

[Anonymous]

I hate you. I have never hated anyone in my life, but I hate you. You have made the last 10 months of my life hell. It irritates me that everyone thinks you're this wonderful guy when in reality you're a manipulative narcissist. Every time I see you I want to rip your hair from your scalp and stomp your troll face. Better than that will be the sexual harassment claim on your record.

[Anonymous]

I hope your hair falls out.

[Anonymous]

Your kids are the reason you no longer get invited to join group activities.

[Anonymous]

Your baby is ugly. I know that's terrible, but it's the truth.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I hate my husband’s fat body. Almost every night I have dreams about running my hands and mouth along the bodies of men with muscles and six packs (those are the dreams safe for non-explicit, anyway). It depresses me that I can never do that again in real life.

Talk to him about it, using the nicest language possible.

My gf told me recently that I had gotten too fat and was becoming unattractive to her. That lit a fire under my ass.

Ha, I bet if you told her she was too fat, you'd get not action from her but screams of outrage - "I am comfortable in my body! How dare you fat-shame me!"

[Anonymous]

Larlo’s Dad is the reason he has debilitating anxiety. I recommend family therapy in addition to individual therapy for all involved.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Your kids are the reason you no longer get invited to join group activities.

What's wrong with them? How old?