What's the biggest secret you're keeping from your SO?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Gave DH's great uncle a HJ while he was in the hospital dying of bone cancer

Ewwwww. That is absolutely disgusting.

You clearly missed the post of the PP who bangs her German shepherd on a regular basis.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Gave DH's great uncle a HJ while he was in the hospital dying of bone cancer

Ewwwww. That is absolutely disgusting.

Originally he asked for a BJ (hey, he's dying, why not?) but she drew the line at that, so he settled for the HJ.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:That he is terrible in bed and has a small penis. I say this in all honesty as someone who loves him dearly.

I think I'm married to your husband.

Why do you gals marry this??

The guys are fine in bed early. But the fickle women get bored or their hormones change. But rather than blame themselves, they rewrite history & forget that they used to like having sex with him.

Yup, I'm guessing this is the actual truth.

Woman here, it IS the actual truth.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:That he is terrible in bed and has a small penis. I say this in all honesty as someone who loves him dearly.

I think I'm married to your husband.

Why do you gals marry this??

The guys are fine in bed early. But the fickle women get bored or their hormones change. But rather than blame themselves, they rewrite history & forget that they used to like having sex with him.

Yup, I'm guessing this is the actual truth.

Woman here, it IS the actual truth.

Wrong!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Gave DH's great uncle a HJ while he was in the hospital dying of bone cancer

Ewwwww. That is absolutely disgusting.

You clearly missed the post of the PP who bangs her German shepherd on a regular basis.

She couldn't get the German shepherd past hospital security so she had to take care of the uncle herself.

[Anonymous]

That I am on DCUM!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:HS boyfriend was Latino and more relevantly, a dirtbag

Slept with 17 ppl before him

Had an abortion


Deep down indon't think he would truly care, but it's more probably my shame

Why is any of this shameful?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:HS boyfriend was Latino and more relevantly, a dirtbag

Slept with 17 ppl before him

Had an abortion

Deep down indon't think he would truly care, but it's more probably my shame

Why is any of this shameful?

All of them indicate poor judgment, lack of self-respect.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:HS boyfriend was Latino and more relevantly, a dirtbag

Slept with 17 ppl before him

Had an abortion

Deep down indon't think he would truly care, but it's more probably my shame

Why is any of this shameful?

All of them indicate poor judgment, lack of self-respect.

She had a boyfriend in high school of a different race. Not a problem. A scumbag? Well they brok up so also not a problem. Or her DH's business.

17 ppl? I will also file this under "not your spouse's business"

And an abortion? Well that's life sometimes. Bringing an unwanted child into the world indicates bad judgment.

[Anonymous]

That he's not a great kisser.

That I beat bulimia, but it is the reason my teeth are falling out of my mouth.

That 50% of my fantasies are about mutual friends, and another 25% are about women.

[Anonymous]

That I fantasize regularly about an ex who was hot, hugely endowed and good in bed. And, that I was still sleeping with the ex regularly a year into dating DH. I run into the ex occasionally and I'd never cheat, but I've certainly fantasized about it.

This is pretty bad, right?

[Anonymous]

When we do it doggie style I often think it's someone other than my DH....and I love my DH! Am I normal? Of course I do wonder what my DH is thinking about too!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:When we do it doggie style I often think it's someone other than my DH....and I love my DH! Am I normal? Of course I do wonder what my DH is thinking about too!

Haha! I bet that livens things up. Who are your favorites to think of?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:When we do it doggie style I often think it's someone other than my DH....and I love my DH! Am I normal? Of course I do wonder what my DH is thinking about too!

That's the main reason I do it doggie style! I don't have to look at my husband.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:That I fantasize regularly about an ex who was hot, hugely endowed and good in bed. And, that I was still sleeping with the ex regularly a year into dating DH. I run into the ex occasionally and I'd never cheat, but I've certainly fantasized about it.

This is pretty bad, right?

Not that bad, I don't think. I fantasize about exes quite a bit -- seems like the more time passes, the more often I fantasize about them. (Been with the wife a long time. It's been 20 years since the exes -- I don't remember their flaws nearly as well.)