What's the biggest secret you're keeping from your SO?

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Anonymous wrote:It was not sexual on my end at all, more of one final thing I could do for him. He was dying. He really just wanted one last orgasm before passing. He wasn't able to do it himself. I felt bad for him so I did it. I felt [and still feel] truly disgusting for doing it but I felt so bad for him being in that situation. I'll never tell DH.

How did that specific conversation with him even start? Did he just bring it up out of the blue?

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Anonymous wrote:I went to an Asian massage parlor and had a happy ending. I went just to get a much needed massage for a bad back.

How do you even find places like that? Did you know they did that before you went there? Do they offer it to you as a surprise after you're done with the, uh, non-naughty part of the massage?

This is crazy but true. I had hurt my back on a Saturday and the only place I could get into on a Sunday was an Asian place. It seemed very sketchy when I entered but I was really desperate. The actual massage was fantastic and the relief I felt almost put me to sleep. At the end I was on my back and she was massaging my upper leg and I started to get an erection. I apologized and she said no problem she was happy that I was feeling good. She then removed the sheet and began to massage my groin area and it went on from there. TBH - I made no effort to stop her and the whole experience was surreal. I had never heard of a happy ending massage until after wards when I searched the internet. I haven't been back and don't intend to but she did give a great massage. Apparently these Asian massage places are all over the place.

[Anonymous]

My college roommate and I swapped boy friends one night and when we agreed on which one was better we both did him together a week later. Definitely dumb and crazy but it was 30 years ago. Been married 25 years to a guy who is still much better than either of them so I'm very happy.

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Anonymous wrote:My college roommate and I swapped boy friends one night and when we agreed on which one was better we both did him together a week later. Definitely dumb and crazy but it was 30 years ago. Been married 25 years to a guy who is still much better than either of them so I'm very happy.

And, which boyfriend was better?

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Anonymous wrote:It was not sexual on my end at all, more of one final thing I could do for him. He was dying. He really just wanted one last orgasm before passing. He wasn't able to do it himself. I felt bad for him so I did it. I felt [and still feel] truly disgusting for doing it but I felt so bad for him being in that situation. I'll never tell DH.

That's kind of nice.

I agree. That was kind of you. Never tell your husband, though.

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Anonymous wrote:My college roommate and I swapped boy friends one night and when we agreed on which one was better we both did him together a week later. Definitely dumb and crazy but it was 30 years ago. Been married 25 years to a guy who is still much better than either of them so I'm very happy.

And, which boyfriend was better?

Mine, because he knew what I liked. She liked him too. It was an easy decision.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My college roommate and I swapped boy friends one night and when we agreed on which one was better we both did him together a week later. Definitely dumb and crazy but it was 30 years ago. Been married 25 years to a guy who is still much better than either of them so I'm very happy.

Was it a three way or just you girls on him?

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Anonymous wrote:That I lost my virginity to my older sister's husband's twin brother fifteen years ago.

I cannot tell him because Thanksgiving + Christmas would be SO awkward and he doesn't have a clue.

He deserves to know, to me that's grounds for divorce.

Uh, why on earth? It wasn't cheating or incest.

If I was spending holidays sitting next to someone who banged my spouse, I would want to be aware. I feels it's sneaky that several ( two at least, probably more) people know a secret that is being kept from the DH.

You really wouldn't want to be aware. You think you would but you wouldn't. Don't tell, take that sh*t to the grave.

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Anonymous wrote:I once had sex with three women in one day: my FB in the morning, my sugar baby in the early afternoon, and my DW that night. Pretty good for a 50-year-old guy!

So you are on ABC's the Bachelor? hahaha

Nope, just a very fortunate old guy.

Or a disgusting douche bag.

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Anonymous wrote:That I lost my virginity to my older sister's husband's twin brother fifteen years ago.

I cannot tell him because Thanksgiving + Christmas would be SO awkward and he doesn't have a clue.

He deserves to know, to me that's grounds for divorce.

Uh, why on earth? It wasn't cheating or incest.

If I was spending holidays sitting next to someone who banged my spouse, I would want to be aware. I feels it's sneaky that several ( two at least, probably more) people know a secret that is being kept from the DH.

You really wouldn't want to be aware. You think you would but you wouldn't. Don't tell, take that sh*t to the grave.

DP

I have spent some holidays and other times with someone that has banged my wife. It's her ex.

As for the above, I agree, don't tell. And let's face another fact, her sister's husband is a twin and op banged her sisters husband virtual carbon copy so it's almost like she banged her BIL. Another reason to keep the secret.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:My college roommate and I swapped boy friends one night and when we agreed on which one was better we both did him together a week later. Definitely dumb and crazy but it was 30 years ago. Been married 25 years to a guy who is still much better than either of them so I'm very happy.

Was it a three way or just you girls on him?

Just girls on him. I'm sure he would have enjoyed us going at it but we weren't into that. We wore him out pretty quickly and it was in the years before Viagra.

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Anonymous wrote:That I lost my virginity to my older sister's husband's twin brother fifteen years ago.

I cannot tell him because Thanksgiving + Christmas would be SO awkward and he doesn't have a clue.

He deserves to know, to me that's grounds for divorce.

Uh, why on earth? It wasn't cheating or incest.

If I was spending holidays sitting next to someone who banged my spouse, I would want to be aware. I feels it's sneaky that several ( two at least, probably more) people know a secret that is being kept from the DH.

You really wouldn't want to be aware. You think you would but you wouldn't. Don't tell, take that sh*t to the grave.

Well, I actually would want to know. I would divorce if he made a fool of me like that.

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That I'm sleeping with someone else.

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Anonymous wrote:That he is terrible in bed and has a small penis. I say this in all honesty as someone who loves him dearly.

I think I'm married to your husband.

Why do you gals marry this??

The guys are fine in bed early. But the fickle women get bored or their hormones change. But rather than blame themselves, they rewrite history & forget that they used to like having sex with him.

Yup, I'm guessing this is the actual truth.

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Anonymous wrote:Gave DH's great uncle a HJ while he was in the hospital dying of bone cancer

Ewwwww. That is absolutely disgusting.