Attractive husband shlubby wife

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Anonymous wrote:I have literally never seen an attractive husband married to a "shlubby wife." It doesn't happen. They don't want unattractive women, and don't have to date them. Full stop.

Get more friends. This absolutely happens.

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I don't see any wives that are schlubby, but I do see lots of couples in middle age where the husband looks good and wife looks fine with some weight gain, usually is a mom. I wouldn't call that schlubby though.

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Anonymous wrote:They probably were even and then had kids. He probably slacks at home and she has no time to take care of herself. Once you realize that you'll get the ick you should from looking at him.

+1
He takes all the time he needs for self care while his wife does it all

This is me. Burning the candle at both ends and work stress and menopause made me get overweight/. DH is naturally very thin . We were equally attractive when we got married but won’t be again unless I lose at least 30 pounds

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I have literally never seen an attractive husband married to a "shlubby wife." It doesn't happen. They don't want unattractive women, and don't have to date them. Full stop.

I've seen many couples like this. I've seen a woman who was easily 200 lb with a tall attractive guy usually white. I think white guys are more forgiving in the looks department to women.

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Anonymous wrote:I know zero couples like this in real life.

Pierce Brosnan and Keely Shaye Smith

She was really hot when they married.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:How does this happen? I imagine it’s a wealthy heiress with poor marriage prospects (based on her looks and figure) but some guy sees a nice meal ticket, possible CEO position in FIL’s business.

They want someone who is shlubbyly comfortable in their skin, not someone who is trying to hide insecurities with makeup and designer wrappings.

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Anonymous wrote:My DH is super fit and hot. Very high earner, great spouse and dad.

I am a SAHM. Not slender. He finds me beautiful and is devoted to me and the kids.

Go figure.

Same here! I’ve always been plump but childbirth and age have added to what I already had. My husband is tall, slender and very handsome.

No family money but lots of love and laughs. Been together 25+ years and we’re still very devoted to and affectionate with each other.

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Hmmm. I am that woman and my husband is pursued in front of my eyes by many women. He loves his life with me so much he doesn’t give it a thought, why? I cannot truly answer that, but the way he lights up when he sees me shows me how deep our connection is. Sorry op has not experienced that in a relationship.

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Anonymous wrote:Yeah, OP I know you’re being snarky and trying to start some counter thread against the “schlubby husband” thread before this one, but schlubby wives and hot husband are not a thing. Men don’t seek out women for safety, money and control the same way that women do, so this whole thread is moot. Probably 1 out of 1M couples are schlubby wife.

Are you stupid? PP described the scenario above. Men and Women are equally attractive when they meet. Woman has multiple children, full-time job, no time to take care of herself like she used to. Meanwhile, husband continues to be selfish and takes all the time in the world he needs to work out, slacks off on the home front, and looks great.

OP probably describes me and my husband. I used to be thin, wore makeup all the time, had beautiful clothes for work and casual wear, and was very well put together. Three kids later and an an increasingly stressful job and some of that has fallen to the side.

[Anonymous]

It's so sad how many of you are so insecure that you just can't understand how we "keep" our hot husbands. Pretty pathetic. Sorry for you.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:How does this happen? I imagine it’s a wealthy heiress with poor marriage prospects (based on her looks and figure) but some guy sees a nice meal ticket, possible CEO position in FIL’s business.

Jesus, you sound like you're 12 years old and living on a steady diet of Lifetime movies.

Are you seriously that limited that you can't think of any other scenarios where this dynamic might fit?

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I know of a few scenarios where the wife is both schlubby after kids AND doesn’t bring anything financially to the table (no inheritance, SAHM).

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My DH is super fit and hot. Very high earner, great spouse and dad.

I am a SAHM. Not slender. He finds me beautiful and is devoted to me and the kids.

Go figure.

Same but I used to outearn him now he makes more but we’re still together. He’s way hotter than me, women openly offer him up either hit on him or tell him about their single friends. It’s something.

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Fat people marry fat people. I've noticed this in my adult life.

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I've had 2 gorgeous boyfriends where the women "didn't see" me and openly approached them. I was cute and sexy but my BFs were out of this world.

We are all in our 60s now and still attract attention. One is married and the wife tells me this still happens.