Non-famous but frequent DCUM posters

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I can't get over the lady who has her guests drive to Burger King for Holiday meals because she only cooks once a day and the kitchen is closed afterwards. I just keep trying to imagine her son telling his wife she's not allowed to eat dinner on Christmas because his mom will have a fit if she finds a fingerprint on the stainless fridge. I really wish she would do an AMA because I have so many questions!

Link, please! I’m dying.

ugh, she was so hostile that I prayed it was a troll. "my kitchen, my rules" kind of crap. "There's a 7-11 down the street".

The tirade starts a few pages back perhaps but the whole thread was a gem.

http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/330/691252.page

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The poster who can't understand why Prince Harry would marry an old, probably infertile hag like Meghan Markle (especially when Taylor Swift is still available!).

I forgot about this one haha

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The guy (guys) who insist women need to have se before the third date or her's out of there

Yes, these basement dwellers

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The guy (guys) who insist women need to have se before the third date or her's out of there

Yes, these basement dwellers

Yes, and when someone posts that she and her husband aren’t having sex, they chime in with “Did you get fat?”

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I can't get over the lady who has her guests drive to Burger King for Holiday meals because she only cooks once a day and the kitchen is closed afterwards. I just keep trying to imagine her son telling his wife she's not allowed to eat dinner on Christmas because his mom will have a fit if she finds a fingerprint on the stainless fridge. I really wish she would do an AMA because I have so many questions!

Link, please! I’m dying.

I defended her for defiantly sticking to her principles and not giving a millimeter on them no matter what other posters slung at her.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Okay, everyone needs to take a pause and read this gem known as the Judge & Jury thread. Tears are running down my face from laughing so hard. Thank you to the poster on page 13 of this current thread for posting it. I’m contemplating asking Jeff to lock it because it’s so hilarious and needs to be preserved as it is.

Judge & Jury thread:
http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/720702.page

OP here. I wasn't going to admit to this, but now I have to. I am the Judge and Jury poster! I made it! I'm non-famous!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I can't get over the lady who has her guests drive to Burger King for Holiday meals because she only cooks once a day and the kitchen is closed afterwards. I just keep trying to imagine her son telling his wife she's not allowed to eat dinner on Christmas because his mom will have a fit if she finds a fingerprint on the stainless fridge. I really wish she would do an AMA because I have so many questions!

Link, please! I’m dying.

ugh, she was so hostile that I prayed it was a troll. "my kitchen, my rules" kind of crap. "There's a 7-11 down the street".

The tirade starts a few pages back perhaps but the whole thread was a gem.

http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/330/691252.page

Thank you! This is going to be my bed-time story.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Okay, everyone needs to take a pause and read this gem known as the Judge & Jury thread. Tears are running down my face from laughing so hard. Thank you to the poster on page 13 of this current thread for posting it. I’m contemplating asking Jeff to lock it because it’s so hilarious and needs to be preserved as it is.

Judge & Jury thread:
http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/720702.page

OP here. I wasn't going to admit to this, but now I have to. I am the Judge and Jury poster! I made it! I'm non-famous!

That was so meta.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Okay, everyone needs to take a pause and read this gem known as the Judge & Jury thread. Tears are running down my face from laughing so hard. Thank you to the poster on page 13 of this current thread for posting it. I’m contemplating asking Jeff to lock it because it’s so hilarious and needs to be preserved as it is.

Judge & Jury thread:
http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/720702.page

OP here. I wasn't going to admit to this, but now I have to. I am the Judge and Jury poster! I made it! I'm non-famous!

You’re responding to my post. I need to meet you so I can buy you a drink. The image of the MIL looking through the glass to see the baby and the goat poem were beyond hilarious. Well done.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:The "I don't drink alcohol and people just have water at parties but I can't swallow my food without something delicious to wash it down" poster. I don't care if people drink but she was just so weird about the washing food down bit.

This was one of the most fascinating and oddly frustrating threads of late. I relished every page.

I'm the OP of the no alcohol/water thread and I still stand by my original assertion that there should be more than just water offered at dinner parties. I'm having a big party this weekend, serving a nice dinner and here's what I'm offering as beverages (no alcohol): water, lemonade, sparkling cranberry juice, and orange juice.

I would think it was so weird if OJ was offered.

Right? Who is drinking orange juice at a dinner party?

I would sneak vodka into that dinner party. But it would be better with the sparkling cranberry than the OJ.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Okay, everyone needs to take a pause and read this gem known as the Judge & Jury thread. Tears are running down my face from laughing so hard. Thank you to the poster on page 13 of this current thread for posting it. I’m contemplating asking Jeff to lock it because it’s so hilarious and needs to be preserved as it is.

Judge & Jury thread:
http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/720702.page

OP here. I wasn't going to admit to this, but now I have to. I am the Judge and Jury poster! I made it! I'm non-famous!

You’re responding to my post. I need to meet you so I can buy you a drink. The image of the MIL looking through the glass to see the baby and the goat poem were beyond hilarious. Well done.

Some of those (goat poem) were other posters who jumped in on the action. It was an awesome thread because most people just had fun with it. The fake questions were hilarious, too.

[Anonymous]

The poster who has a daughter named Hilarie (spelled that way).

Also the poster who was going to name her daughter Veronica but then she didn't look like a Veronica so they named her Erica instead.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Okay, everyone needs to take a pause and read this gem known as the Judge & Jury thread. Tears are running down my face from laughing so hard. Thank you to the poster on page 13 of this current thread for posting it. I’m contemplating asking Jeff to lock it because it’s so hilarious and needs to be preserved as it is.

Judge & Jury thread:
http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/720702.page

OP here. I wasn't going to admit to this, but now I have to. I am the Judge and Jury poster! I made it! I'm non-famous!

You’re responding to my post. I need to meet you so I can buy you a drink. The image of the MIL looking through the glass to see the baby and the goat poem were beyond hilarious. Well done.

Some of those (goat poem) were other posters who jumped in on the action. It was an awesome thread because most people just had fun with it. The fake questions were hilarious, too.

I have tears running down my face about the nanny goats ommmggg

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:What about the crazy person who mentions airplane noise every time someone asks about living in Palisades or Georgetown? She posts numerous times on each thread to say that the noise is deafening and if you say you don't notice it she says that there's something wrong with you.

Yes, her! She’s branched out to make this comment to every community that’s remotely near Potomac/flight path. I’m not sure what her axe is but she loves to grind it.

[Anonymous]

None of the things mentioned in this entire thread are remotely clever or funny. It makes me so sad to see my beloved DCUM has been taken over by pedestrian jackasses. SMH