Alec and Hilaria - Reality TV Show

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Anonymous wrote:and why have we NEVER seen her parents in any social media post of hers? Do they even visit? Are they still speaking?
how could you stay away from 7 grandbabies?

I'd say there is a huge rift. I wonder if they tried at first to be part of her life but Hilary kept doubling down on the Spanish, and the accent, and the black hair dye and they collectively took a step back.

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Anonymous wrote:and why have we NEVER seen her parents in any social media post of hers? Do they even visit? Are they still speaking?
how could you stay away from 7 grandbabies?

I'd say there is a huge rift. I wonder if they tried at first to be part of her life but Hilary kept doubling down on the Spanish, and the accent, and the black hair dye and they collectively took a step back.

Don't forget to tune into every single second of her reality show to find out! lol

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Anonymous wrote:and why have we NEVER seen her parents in any social media post of hers? Do they even visit? Are they still speaking?
how could you stay away from 7 grandbabies?

Why are you obsessed with a SAHM’s (Hilary Baldwin) non-famous retired boomer parents? You sound unwell. It’s none of your damn business why they’re not on her social media. And it’s super creepy that you care or notice. If you hate Hilary so much unfollow her and stop giving her so much mindshare. You’re proving she’s going to get richer off a reality show because you wackos can’t stop watching her every move. lol

Why are you trying to stop Hilaria from making a buck? She's putting on a show and people are watching. No one's bullying a sociopath for no reason, in the words of Amy Schumer.

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Anonymous wrote:The MLK Day IG post was some of her best work:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aKKxDNIuUQ

The accent really comes and goes in that post. Why/how Alec realized she was not actually Spanish, and how he reconciled himself to this oddness is possibly the most interesting part of the story. You’d think most rich and famous men would be mad they’d been duped, right?

This is the biggest mystery. Was he fooled? Did he know and go along with the ac? I would love to know. She did legally change her name to Hilaria and used the Spanish accent before she met him so she brought that to the relationship.

I think he was genuinely fooled. Even in the police interview for RUST shooting he said “my wife is from Spain”. It’s ingrained into his brain.

She knew he wanted /asked out Selma Hayek. She turned him down. Instead he got the bargain basement version of a Spanish woman. The “boobie prize”. Figuratively and literally.

He dug in and said she was educated in both places, her grandmother was Spanish, most of her childhood was in Spain. This was after griftmas. I think she was throwing things to the wall to see what stuck.

He can’t let himself admit he was duped. Too humiliating

Dude. She’s pretty, from good stock (Boston, private schools, well off family), and has given him an army of beautiful children. He. Does. Not. Care. (Probably also because he’s an actor, they are professional liars themselves.)

1,000% this.

But Alec Baldwin actually thinks he's above all of this. He likes to think of himself as someone like Robert Redford, or at least Michael Douglas.
In truth, he's an alcoholic with an anger management problem, got duped by a batshit crazy woman, and if that wasn't bad enough, he's now responsible for a woman's death. The whole world is laughing at him, and unlike his wife, he's not delusional. Before he married "Hilaria", he probably imagined marrying a beautiful, interesting, and sexy/classy woman...sort of like Deandra Douglas (actually from Mallorca!) meets CZJ, with a bit of Salma on top...having two kids and running for office. Now he's stuck with Hilaria, who, even if she was who she says she is, is basically just another trashy influencer, and like eight kids whose names he can't pronounce. It's all so embarrassing.

This is what I find so interesting about Los Baldwinitos. It's almost Shakespearean, the way he thought of himself as an elite, cultured intellectual, and he got hoodwinked by a college dropout grifter with a fabricated backstory and fake accent. And if it stopped there, it probably would have lost my interest but it's like there's this unending spring of tragedy and humiliation that continues to bubble forth from this one mistake.

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Anonymous wrote:The MLK Day IG post was some of her best work:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aKKxDNIuUQ

The accent really comes and goes in that post. Why/how Alec realized she was not actually Spanish, and how he reconciled himself to this oddness is possibly the most interesting part of the story. You’d think most rich and famous men would be mad they’d been duped, right?

This is the biggest mystery. Was he fooled? Did he know and go along with the ac? I would love to know. She did legally change her name to Hilaria and used the Spanish accent before she met him so she brought that to the relationship.

I think he was genuinely fooled. Even in the police interview for RUST shooting he said “my wife is from Spain”. It’s ingrained into his brain.

She knew he wanted /asked out Selma Hayek. She turned him down. Instead he got the bargain basement version of a Spanish woman. The “boobie prize”. Figuratively and literally.

He dug in and said she was educated in both places, her grandmother was Spanish, most of her childhood was in Spain. This was after griftmas. I think she was throwing things to the wall to see what stuck.

He can’t let himself admit he was duped. Too humiliating

Dude. She’s pretty, from good stock (Boston, private schools, well off family), and has given him an army of beautiful children. He. Does. Not. Care. (Probably also because he’s an actor, they are professional liars themselves.)

1,000% this.

But Alec Baldwin actually thinks he's above all of this. He likes to think of himself as someone like Robert Redford, or at least Michael Douglas.
In truth, he's an alcoholic with an anger management problem, got duped by a batshit crazy woman, and if that wasn't bad enough, he's now responsible for a woman's death. The whole world is laughing at him, and unlike his wife, he's not delusional. Before he married "Hilaria", he probably imagined marrying a beautiful, interesting, and sexy/classy woman...sort of like Deandra Douglas (actually from Mallorca!) meets CZJ, with a bit of Salma on top...having two kids and running for office. Now he's stuck with Hilaria, who, even if she was who she says she is, is basically just another trashy influencer, and like eight kids whose names he can't pronounce. It's all so embarrassing.

This is what I find so interesting about Los Baldwinitos. It's almost Shakespearean, the way he thought of himself as an elite, cultured intellectual, and he got hoodwinked by a college dropout grifter with a fabricated backstory and fake accent. And if it stopped there, it probably would have lost my interest but it's like there's this unending spring of tragedy and humiliation that continues to bubble forth from this one mistake.

Same!

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Anonymous wrote:The MLK Day IG post was some of her best work:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aKKxDNIuUQ

The accent really comes and goes in that post. Why/how Alec realized she was not actually Spanish, and how he reconciled himself to this oddness is possibly the most interesting part of the story. You’d think most rich and famous men would be mad they’d been duped, right?

This is the biggest mystery. Was he fooled? Did he know and go along with the ac? I would love to know. She did legally change her name to Hilaria and used the Spanish accent before she met him so she brought that to the relationship.

I think he was genuinely fooled. Even in the police interview for RUST shooting he said “my wife is from Spain”. It’s ingrained into his brain.

She knew he wanted /asked out Selma Hayek. She turned him down. Instead he got the bargain basement version of a Spanish woman. The “boobie prize”. Figuratively and literally.

He dug in and said she was educated in both places, her grandmother was Spanish, most of her childhood was in Spain. This was after griftmas. I think she was throwing things to the wall to see what stuck.

He can’t let himself admit he was duped. Too humiliating

Dude. She’s pretty, from good stock (Boston, private schools, well off family), and has given him an army of beautiful children. He. Does. Not. Care. (Probably also because he’s an actor, they are professional liars themselves.)

1,000% this.

But Alec Baldwin actually thinks he's above all of this. He likes to think of himself as someone like Robert Redford, or at least Michael Douglas.
In truth, he's an alcoholic with an anger management problem, got duped by a batshit crazy woman, and if that wasn't bad enough, he's now responsible for a woman's death. The whole world is laughing at him, and unlike his wife, he's not delusional. Before he married "Hilaria", he probably imagined marrying a beautiful, interesting, and sexy/classy woman...sort of like Deandra Douglas (actually from Mallorca!) meets CZJ, with a bit of Salma on top...having two kids and running for office. Now he's stuck with Hilaria, who, even if she was who she says she is, is basically just another trashy influencer, and like eight kids whose names he can't pronounce. It's all so embarrassing.

This is what I find so interesting about Los Baldwinitos. It's almost Shakespearean, the way he thought of himself as an elite, cultured intellectual, and he got hoodwinked by a college dropout grifter with a fabricated backstory and fake accent. And if it stopped there, it probably would have lost my interest but it's like there's this unending spring of tragedy and humiliation that continues to bubble forth from this one mistake.

I think it’s particularly tragic that no one in his life is close enough and trusted enough to take him aside and say: hey man, did you notice this woman is insane?

The whole thing reminds me of then Michael dates Rita on Arrested Development.

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Anonymous wrote:Is she still using a fake accent?

Is Salma Hayek still pretending she doesn’t speak English after growing up in the US and attending US private schools? It’s Hollywood, baby.

So since people keep saying this, I looked it up. She was sent to a Catholic boarding school in the US at age 12. She told Oprah that she was there for two years. Some source says she was expelled after two years and went back to Mexico, and that was the beginning of her losing her Catholic faith. Other sources say she started college in Mexico at 16.

I could not find ANY source that claimed she grew up in US or attended more than that one boarding school.

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Anonymous wrote:and why have we NEVER seen her parents in any social media post of hers? Do they even visit? Are they still speaking?
how could you stay away from 7 grandbabies?

Why are you obsessed with a SAHM’s (Hilary Baldwin) non-famous retired boomer parents? You sound unwell. It’s none of your damn business why they’re not on her social media. And it’s super creepy that you care or notice. If you hate Hilary so much unfollow her and stop giving her so much mindshare. You’re proving she’s going to get richer off a reality show because you wackos can’t stop watching her every move. lol

There's an easy way for Heelariuh to avoid having people question her lifestyle and not speculate over the deetails of her life andcextended family. ..step away from the spotlight and quit pretending to be Spaneesh.

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Anonymous wrote:The MLK Day IG post was some of her best work:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aKKxDNIuUQ

The accent really comes and goes in that post. Why/how Alec realized she was not actually Spanish, and how he reconciled himself to this oddness is possibly the most interesting part of the story. You’d think most rich and famous men would be mad they’d been duped, right?

This is the biggest mystery. Was he fooled? Did he know and go along with the ac? I would love to know. She did legally change her name to Hilaria and used the Spanish accent before she met him so she brought that to the relationship.

I think he was genuinely fooled. Even in the police interview for RUST shooting he said “my wife is from Spain”. It’s ingrained into his brain.

She knew he wanted /asked out Selma Hayek. She turned him down. Instead he got the bargain basement version of a Spanish woman. The “boobie prize”. Figuratively and literally.

He dug in and said she was educated in both places, her grandmother was Spanish, most of her childhood was in Spain. This was after griftmas. I think she was throwing things to the wall to see what stuck.

He can’t let himself admit he was duped. Too humiliating

Dude. She’s pretty, from good stock (Boston, private schools, well off family), and has given him an army of beautiful children. He. Does. Not. Care. (Probably also because he’s an actor, they are professional liars themselves.)

1,000% this.

But Alec Baldwin actually thinks he's above all of this. He likes to think of himself as someone like Robert Redford, or at least Michael Douglas.
In truth, he's an alcoholic with an anger management problem, got duped by a batshit crazy woman, and if that wasn't bad enough, he's now responsible for a woman's death. The whole world is laughing at him, and unlike his wife, he's not delusional. Before he married "Hilaria", he probably imagined marrying a beautiful, interesting, and sexy/classy woman...sort of like Deandra Douglas (actually from Mallorca!) meets CZJ, with a bit of Salma on top...having two kids and running for office. Now he's stuck with Hilaria, who, even if she was who she says she is, is basically just another trashy influencer, and like eight kids whose names he can't pronounce. It's all so embarrassing.

This is what I find so interesting about Los Baldwinitos. It's almost Shakespearean, the way he thought of himself as an elite, cultured intellectual, and he got hoodwinked by a college dropout grifter with a fabricated backstory and fake accent. And if it stopped there, it probably would have lost my interest but it's like there's this unending spring of tragedy and humiliation that continues to bubble forth from this one mistake.

I think it’s particularly tragic that no one in his life is close enough and trusted enough to take him aside and say: hey man, did you notice this woman is insane?

The whole thing reminds me of then Michael dates Rita on Arrested Development.

I don't think anyone can or should. At this point, they are married with 7 kids and the honorable thing for him to do is carry on as a husband and dad. I don't think there is an escape hatch for him. And even if he found one, it would probably lead to something even darker.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Is she still using a fake accent?

Is Salma Hayek still pretending she doesn’t speak English after growing up in the US and attending US private schools? It’s Hollywood, baby.

So since people keep saying this, I looked it up. She was sent to a Catholic boarding school in the US at age 12. She told Oprah that she was there for two years. Some source says she was expelled after two years and went back to Mexico, and that was the beginning of her losing her Catholic faith. Other sources say she started college in Mexico at 16.

I could not find ANY source that claimed she grew up in US or attended more than that one boarding school.

Yes, there is no comparison. Salma Hayek was born in Mexico, became a star on Mexican telenovela shows, and Spanish is her native language. There is video everywhere of Salma speaking Spanish extensively - try to find that from Hilaria, and you won't (she actually doesn't speak Spanish very well, although she has a passable accent). Salma's Spanish accent in English is completely authentic and doesn't change from time to time or interview to interview. Hilaria's accent, since it is made up, comes in and out and sounds like a native English speaker (again, with a fairly good ear) imitating the accent of a Spaniard.

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So here's my question - how would this reality show hide the nannies. We all know Hilz does next to nothing except photo shoots - and most of those are taken by the nannies. So extended yoga play time and porn bordering boob exposure, along with some hallway selfies in slippers? Bet the neighbors are going to love the film crew hanging in the hallway for that!

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So many valid and articulate points here. Especially about how Shakespearean Alec’s life has become.

He belittled his mother in his book:

“… The woman, believing that it held magical weight-loss potential, drank rivers of Tab. If slimming was her goal, it was to no effect. Each successive choice to have six kids in eleven years left her body wracked. From the bottom of her rib cage to the top of her pelvis, any muscular fiber was gone. When she coughed or laughed, her stomach, beneath her sheer bedclothes, seemed to
ripple like water.”

☝️☝️☝️ right here is why Hillary used surrogacy after Carmen. Her first pregnancy pics vs the rest are just an obvious fraud.

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Carmen





And has anyone heard how pregnancy changes your features on your face? Your nose spreads, you have fluid everywhere, shoes don’t fit.

Why didn’t ANY of that happen from child 2-7?

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Sorry ——- starting in red dress w Baby Carmen to the rest are all other “Baldwinitos”

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Anonymous wrote:So many valid and articulate points here. Especially about how Shakespearean Alec’s life has become.

He belittled his mother in his book:

“… The woman, believing that it held magical weight-loss potential, drank rivers of Tab. If slimming was her goal, it was to no effect. Each successive choice to have six kids in eleven years left her body wracked. From the bottom of her rib cage to the top of her pelvis, any muscular fiber was gone. When she coughed or laughed, her stomach, beneath her sheer bedclothes, seemed to
ripple like water.”

☝️☝️☝️ right here is why Hillary used surrogacy after Carmen. Her first pregnancy pics vs the rest are just an obvious fraud.

I can't believe he wrote such a horrible description of his own mother. He is one disturbed dude.