Alec and Hilaria - Reality TV Show

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Anonymous wrote:https://www.instagram.com/tv/B_2tCZkjk3x/?hl=en

Interview with a Spanish speaker. Has to switch back to Íngles bc she can’t keep up the ruse.

Thank you for your service.

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How miserable must you be to attack adorable blue eyed little kids’ appearances and try to assess the financial situation of a Hollywood A lister. Yep Alec is secretly broke… lol.

As for his fake Spanish wife… Alec doesn’t care. And she probably didn’t need to do it to bag him. She was a hot yoga instructor from good family.

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Anonymous wrote:The MLK Day IG post was some of her best work:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aKKxDNIuUQ

The accent really comes and goes in that post. Why/how Alec realized she was not actually Spanish, and how he reconciled himself to this oddness is possibly the most interesting part of the story. You’d think most rich and famous men would be mad they’d been duped, right?

This is the biggest mystery. Was he fooled? Did he know and go along with the ac? I would love to know. She did legally change her name to Hilaria and used the Spanish accent before she met him so she brought that to the relationship.

I think he was genuinely fooled. Even in the police interview for RUST shooting he said “my wife is from Spain”. It’s ingrained into his brain.

She knew he wanted /asked out Selma Hayek. She turned him down. Instead he got the bargain basement version of a Spanish woman. The “boobie prize”. Figuratively and literally.

He dug in and said she was educated in both places, her grandmother was Spanish, most of her childhood was in Spain. This was after griftmas. I think she was throwing things to the wall to see what stuck.

He can’t let himself admit he was duped. Too humiliating

Dude. She’s pretty, from good stock (Boston, private schools, well off family), and has given him an army of beautiful children. He. Does. Not. Care. (Probably also because he’s an actor, they are professional liars themselves.)

1,000% this.

But Alec Baldwin actually thinks he's above all of this. He likes to think of himself as someone like Robert Redford, or at least Michael Douglas.
In truth, he's an alcoholic with an anger management problem, got duped by a batshit crazy woman, and if that wasn't bad enough, he's now responsible for a woman's death. The whole world is laughing at him, and unlike his wife, he's not delusional. Before he married "Hilaria", he probably imagined marrying a beautiful, interesting, and sexy/classy woman...sort of like Deandra Douglas (actually from Mallorca!) meets CZJ, with a bit of Salma on top...having two kids and running for office. Now he's stuck with Hilaria, who, even if she was who she says she is, is basically just another trashy influencer, and like eight kids whose names he can't pronounce. It's all so embarrassing.

This is what I find so interesting about Los Baldwinitos. It's almost Shakespearean, the way he thought of himself as an elite, cultured intellectual, and he got hoodwinked by a college dropout grifter with a fabricated backstory and fake accent. And if it stopped there, it probably would have lost my interest but it's like there's this unending spring of tragedy and humiliation that continues to bubble forth from this one mistake.

I think it’s particularly tragic that no one in his life is close enough and trusted enough to take him aside and say: hey man, did you notice this woman is insane?

The whole thing reminds me of then Michael dates Rita on Arrested Development.

I don't think anyone can or should. At this point, they are married with 7 kids and the honorable thing for him to do is carry on as a husband and dad. I don't think there is an escape hatch for him. And even if he found one, it would probably lead to something even darker.

The escape hatch is to leave the public eye and raise the kids in relative anonymity. They have the financial resources to do this. The argument against that could be that he's an actor and entitled to continue his craft for personal or financial fulfillment and that's true, but it means continued scrutiny and interest in this bizarre situation. That's probably not the best option for the children.

I would not assume that they have the financial resources to maintain the current lifestyle with seven kids, Alec’s legal expenses, and having enough money for Hilary to carry on after he dies with her seemingly having no earning potential.

They don't have to maintain the current lifestyle. Downshifting to a simpler lifestyle might be better for the children, especially if the alternative is to become a reality show.

Hillary would never go for that, that's not what she signed up for.

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Anonymous wrote:The MLK Day IG post was some of her best work:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aKKxDNIuUQ

The accent really comes and goes in that post. Why/how Alec realized she was not actually Spanish, and how he reconciled himself to this oddness is possibly the most interesting part of the story. You’d think most rich and famous men would be mad they’d been duped, right?

This is the biggest mystery. Was he fooled? Did he know and go along with the ac? I would love to know. She did legally change her name to Hilaria and used the Spanish accent before she met him so she brought that to the relationship.

I think he was genuinely fooled. Even in the police interview for RUST shooting he said “my wife is from Spain”. It’s ingrained into his brain.

She knew he wanted /asked out Selma Hayek. She turned him down. Instead he got the bargain basement version of a Spanish woman. The “boobie prize”. Figuratively and literally.

He dug in and said she was educated in both places, her grandmother was Spanish, most of her childhood was in Spain. This was after griftmas. I think she was throwing things to the wall to see what stuck.

He can’t let himself admit he was duped. Too humiliating

Dude. She’s pretty, from good stock (Boston, private schools, well off family), and has given him an army of beautiful children. He. Does. Not. Care. (Probably also because he’s an actor, they are professional liars themselves.)

1,000% this.

But Alec Baldwin actually thinks he's above all of this. He likes to think of himself as someone like Robert Redford, or at least Michael Douglas.
In truth, he's an alcoholic with an anger management problem, got duped by a batshit crazy woman, and if that wasn't bad enough, he's now responsible for a woman's death. The whole world is laughing at him, and unlike his wife, he's not delusional. Before he married "Hilaria", he probably imagined marrying a beautiful, interesting, and sexy/classy woman...sort of like Deandra Douglas (actually from Mallorca!) meets CZJ, with a bit of Salma on top...having two kids and running for office. Now he's stuck with Hilaria, who, even if she was who she says she is, is basically just another trashy influencer, and like eight kids whose names he can't pronounce. It's all so embarrassing.

This is what I find so interesting about Los Baldwinitos. It's almost Shakespearean, the way he thought of himself as an elite, cultured intellectual, and he got hoodwinked by a college dropout grifter with a fabricated backstory and fake accent. And if it stopped there, it probably would have lost my interest but it's like there's this unending spring of tragedy and humiliation that continues to bubble forth from this one mistake.

I think it’s particularly tragic that no one in his life is close enough and trusted enough to take him aside and say: hey man, did you notice this woman is insane?

The whole thing reminds me of then Michael dates Rita on Arrested Development.

I don't think anyone can or should. At this point, they are married with 7 kids and the honorable thing for him to do is carry on as a husband and dad. I don't think there is an escape hatch for him. And even if he found one, it would probably lead to something even darker.

The escape hatch is to leave the public eye and raise the kids in relative anonymity. They have the financial resources to do this. The argument against that could be that he's an actor and entitled to continue his craft for personal or financial fulfillment and that's true, but it means continued scrutiny and interest in this bizarre situation. That's probably not the best option for the children.

I would not assume that they have the financial resources to maintain the current lifestyle with seven kids, Alec’s legal expenses, and having enough money for Hilary to carry on after he dies with her seemingly having no earning potential.

They don't have to maintain the current lifestyle. Downshifting to a simpler lifestyle might be better for the children, especially if the alternative is to become a reality show.

Definitely. Move somewhere that the kids can be outside running around more. All those cooped up children probably drive the nannies bonkers.

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This is one of the saddest things I’ve ever seen. He looks so disheartened. He certainly doesn’t need more cameras in his face.

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Anonymous wrote:The MLK Day IG post was some of her best work:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aKKxDNIuUQ

The accent really comes and goes in that post. Why/how Alec realized she was not actually Spanish, and how he reconciled himself to this oddness is possibly the most interesting part of the story. You’d think most rich and famous men would be mad they’d been duped, right?

This is the biggest mystery. Was he fooled? Did he know and go along with the ac? I would love to know. She did legally change her name to Hilaria and used the Spanish accent before she met him so she brought that to the relationship.

I think he was genuinely fooled. Even in the police interview for RUST shooting he said “my wife is from Spain”. It’s ingrained into his brain.

She knew he wanted /asked out Selma Hayek. She turned him down. Instead he got the bargain basement version of a Spanish woman. The “boobie prize”. Figuratively and literally.

He dug in and said she was educated in both places, her grandmother was Spanish, most of her childhood was in Spain. This was after griftmas. I think she was throwing things to the wall to see what stuck.

He can’t let himself admit he was duped. Too humiliating

Dude. She’s pretty, from good stock (Boston, private schools, well off family), and has given him an army of beautiful children. He. Does. Not. Care. (Probably also because he’s an actor, they are professional liars themselves.)

1,000% this.

But Alec Baldwin actually thinks he's above all of this. He likes to think of himself as someone like Robert Redford, or at least Michael Douglas.
In truth, he's an alcoholic with an anger management problem, got duped by a batshit crazy woman, and if that wasn't bad enough, he's now responsible for a woman's death. The whole world is laughing at him, and unlike his wife, he's not delusional. Before he married "Hilaria", he probably imagined marrying a beautiful, interesting, and sexy/classy woman...sort of like Deandra Douglas (actually from Mallorca!) meets CZJ, with a bit of Salma on top...having two kids and running for office. Now he's stuck with Hilaria, who, even if she was who she says she is, is basically just another trashy influencer, and like eight kids whose names he can't pronounce. It's all so embarrassing.

This is what I find so interesting about Los Baldwinitos. It's almost Shakespearean, the way he thought of himself as an elite, cultured intellectual, and he got hoodwinked by a college dropout grifter with a fabricated backstory and fake accent. And if it stopped there, it probably would have lost my interest but it's like there's this unending spring of tragedy and humiliation that continues to bubble forth from this one mistake.

I think it’s particularly tragic that no one in his life is close enough and trusted enough to take him aside and say: hey man, did you notice this woman is insane?

The whole thing reminds me of then Michael dates Rita on Arrested Development.

I don't think anyone can or should. At this point, they are married with 7 kids and the honorable thing for him to do is carry on as a husband and dad. I don't think there is an escape hatch for him. And even if he found one, it would probably lead to something even darker.

The escape hatch is to leave the public eye and raise the kids in relative anonymity. They have the financial resources to do this. The argument against that could be that he's an actor and entitled to continue his craft for personal or financial fulfillment and that's true, but it means continued scrutiny and interest in this bizarre situation. That's probably not the best option for the children.

I would not assume that they have the financial resources to maintain the current lifestyle with seven kids, Alec’s legal expenses, and having enough money for Hilary to carry on after he dies with her seemingly having no earning potential.

They don't have to maintain the current lifestyle. Downshifting to a simpler lifestyle might be better for the children, especially if the alternative is to become a reality show.

It’s an interesting though experiment…how much would they need to just buy a big place in upstate New York, send the kids to a decent public school, fire all the Nannies and live a basic UMC life with enough left over to send all 7 kids to college and maybe give them some for a wedding or down-payment and support Hilaria in her old age. I think 15M? He could probably keep acting enough to keep his SAG insurance. I guess the big wild card is his legal expenses.

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Anonymous wrote:The MLK Day IG post was some of her best work:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aKKxDNIuUQ

The accent really comes and goes in that post. Why/how Alec realized she was not actually Spanish, and how he reconciled himself to this oddness is possibly the most interesting part of the story. You’d think most rich and famous men would be mad they’d been duped, right?

This is the biggest mystery. Was he fooled? Did he know and go along with the ac? I would love to know. She did legally change her name to Hilaria and used the Spanish accent before she met him so she brought that to the relationship.

I think he was genuinely fooled. Even in the police interview for RUST shooting he said “my wife is from Spain”. It’s ingrained into his brain.

She knew he wanted /asked out Selma Hayek. She turned him down. Instead he got the bargain basement version of a Spanish woman. The “boobie prize”. Figuratively and literally.

He dug in and said she was educated in both places, her grandmother was Spanish, most of her childhood was in Spain. This was after griftmas. I think she was throwing things to the wall to see what stuck.

He can’t let himself admit he was duped. Too humiliating

Dude. She’s pretty, from good stock (Boston, private schools, well off family), and has given him an army of beautiful children. He. Does. Not. Care. (Probably also because he’s an actor, they are professional liars themselves.)

1,000% this.

But Alec Baldwin actually thinks he's above all of this. He likes to think of himself as someone like Robert Redford, or at least Michael Douglas.
In truth, he's an alcoholic with an anger management problem, got duped by a batshit crazy woman, and if that wasn't bad enough, he's now responsible for a woman's death. The whole world is laughing at him, and unlike his wife, he's not delusional. Before he married "Hilaria", he probably imagined marrying a beautiful, interesting, and sexy/classy woman...sort of like Deandra Douglas (actually from Mallorca!) meets CZJ, with a bit of Salma on top...having two kids and running for office. Now he's stuck with Hilaria, who, even if she was who she says she is, is basically just another trashy influencer, and like eight kids whose names he can't pronounce. It's all so embarrassing.

This is what I find so interesting about Los Baldwinitos. It's almost Shakespearean, the way he thought of himself as an elite, cultured intellectual, and he got hoodwinked by a college dropout grifter with a fabricated backstory and fake accent. And if it stopped there, it probably would have lost my interest but it's like there's this unending spring of tragedy and humiliation that continues to bubble forth from this one mistake.

I think it’s particularly tragic that no one in his life is close enough and trusted enough to take him aside and say: hey man, did you notice this woman is insane?

The whole thing reminds me of then Michael dates Rita on Arrested Development.

I don't think anyone can or should. At this point, they are married with 7 kids and the honorable thing for him to do is carry on as a husband and dad. I don't think there is an escape hatch for him. And even if he found one, it would probably lead to something even darker.

The escape hatch is to leave the public eye and raise the kids in relative anonymity. They have the financial resources to do this. The argument against that could be that he's an actor and entitled to continue his craft for personal or financial fulfillment and that's true, but it means continued scrutiny and interest in this bizarre situation. That's probably not the best option for the children.

I would not assume that they have the financial resources to maintain the current lifestyle with seven kids, Alec’s legal expenses, and having enough money for Hilary to carry on after he dies with her seemingly having no earning potential.

They don't have to maintain the current lifestyle. Downshifting to a simpler lifestyle might be better for the children, especially if the alternative is to become a reality show.

It’s an interesting though experiment…how much would they need to just buy a big place in upstate New York, send the kids to a decent public school, fire all the Nannies and live a basic UMC life with enough left over to send all 7 kids to college and maybe give them some for a wedding or down-payment and support Hilaria in her old age. I think 15M? He could probably keep acting enough to keep his SAG insurance. I guess the big wild card is his legal expenses.

Dude, get a life.

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Anonymous wrote:How miserable must you be to attack adorable blue eyed little kids’ appearances and try to assess the financial situation of a Hollywood A lister. Yep Alec is secretly broke… lol.

As for his fake Spanish wife… Alec doesn’t care. And she probably didn’t need to do it to bag him. She was a hot yoga instructor from good family.

Really weird and kind of racist to mention that they are blue eyed. So if they didn’t look like part of Hitler’s youth it’d be fine to attack their appearance?

And it’s not a secret when you are actively trying to sell your properties and complaining that you can’t afford the cost of working away from home.

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Anonymous wrote:The MLK Day IG post was some of her best work:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aKKxDNIuUQ

The accent really comes and goes in that post. Why/how Alec realized she was not actually Spanish, and how he reconciled himself to this oddness is possibly the most interesting part of the story. You’d think most rich and famous men would be mad they’d been duped, right?

This is the biggest mystery. Was he fooled? Did he know and go along with the ac? I would love to know. She did legally change her name to Hilaria and used the Spanish accent before she met him so she brought that to the relationship.

I think he was genuinely fooled. Even in the police interview for RUST shooting he said “my wife is from Spain”. It’s ingrained into his brain.

She knew he wanted /asked out Selma Hayek. She turned him down. Instead he got the bargain basement version of a Spanish woman. The “boobie prize”. Figuratively and literally.

He dug in and said she was educated in both places, her grandmother was Spanish, most of her childhood was in Spain. This was after griftmas. I think she was throwing things to the wall to see what stuck.

He can’t let himself admit he was duped. Too humiliating

Dude. She’s pretty, from good stock (Boston, private schools, well off family), and has given him an army of beautiful children. He. Does. Not. Care. (Probably also because he’s an actor, they are professional liars themselves.)

1,000% this.

But Alec Baldwin actually thinks he's above all of this. He likes to think of himself as someone like Robert Redford, or at least Michael Douglas.
In truth, he's an alcoholic with an anger management problem, got duped by a batshit crazy woman, and if that wasn't bad enough, he's now responsible for a woman's death. The whole world is laughing at him, and unlike his wife, he's not delusional. Before he married "Hilaria", he probably imagined marrying a beautiful, interesting, and sexy/classy woman...sort of like Deandra Douglas (actually from Mallorca!) meets CZJ, with a bit of Salma on top...having two kids and running for office. Now he's stuck with Hilaria, who, even if she was who she says she is, is basically just another trashy influencer, and like eight kids whose names he can't pronounce. It's all so embarrassing.

This is what I find so interesting about Los Baldwinitos. It's almost Shakespearean, the way he thought of himself as an elite, cultured intellectual, and he got hoodwinked by a college dropout grifter with a fabricated backstory and fake accent. And if it stopped there, it probably would have lost my interest but it's like there's this unending spring of tragedy and humiliation that continues to bubble forth from this one mistake.

I think it’s particularly tragic that no one in his life is close enough and trusted enough to take him aside and say: hey man, did you notice this woman is insane?

The whole thing reminds me of then Michael dates Rita on Arrested Development.

I don't think anyone can or should. At this point, they are married with 7 kids and the honorable thing for him to do is carry on as a husband and dad. I don't think there is an escape hatch for him. And even if he found one, it would probably lead to something even darker.

The escape hatch is to leave the public eye and raise the kids in relative anonymity. They have the financial resources to do this. The argument against that could be that he's an actor and entitled to continue his craft for personal or financial fulfillment and that's true, but it means continued scrutiny and interest in this bizarre situation. That's probably not the best option for the children.

I would not assume that they have the financial resources to maintain the current lifestyle with seven kids, Alec’s legal expenses, and having enough money for Hilary to carry on after he dies with her seemingly having no earning potential.

They don't have to maintain the current lifestyle. Downshifting to a simpler lifestyle might be better for the children, especially if the alternative is to become a reality show.

I mean…yes. But most people in all walks of life are unable to do that. Chris Rock has a whole but from years back that men can never move backwards sexually and women can never move back in lifestyle. I also think it would be really hard for anyone to go from having so much hired help to having to do it all solo.

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Anonymous wrote:How miserable must you be to attack adorable blue eyed little kids’ appearances and try to assess the financial situation of a Hollywood A lister. Yep Alec is secretly broke… lol.

As for his fake Spanish wife… Alec doesn’t care. And she probably didn’t need to do it to bag him. She was a hot yoga instructor from good family.

Really weird and kind of racist to mention that they are blue eyed. So if they didn’t look like part of Hitler’s youth it’d be fine to attack their appearance?

And it’s not a secret when you are actively trying to sell your properties and complaining that you can’t afford the cost of working away from home.

Real estate has appreciated. Bagging the profits. And rich people sell homes and move around all the time. Because they get bored and can afford to. Stop obsessively following this couple. You sound unwell.

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Anonymous wrote:How miserable must you be to attack adorable blue eyed little kids’ appearances and try to assess the financial situation of a Hollywood A lister. Yep Alec is secretly broke… lol.

As for his fake Spanish wife… Alec doesn’t care. And she probably didn’t need to do it to bag him. She was a hot yoga instructor from good family.

Really weird and kind of racist to mention that they are blue eyed. So if they didn’t look like part of Hitler’s youth it’d be fine to attack their appearance?

And it’s not a secret when you are actively trying to sell your properties and complaining that you can’t afford the cost of working away from home.

Real estate has appreciated. Bagging the profits. And rich people sell homes and move around all the time. Because they get bored and can afford to. Stop obsessively following this couple. You sound unwell.

They want ppl to talk about them, hence the reality tv show. You sound defensive. Maybe with all of his movies net she can work on her 9th grade Spanish skillz.

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**money. No movies for Alec. Bang bang is a liability

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Anonymous wrote:How miserable must you be to attack adorable blue eyed little kids’ appearances and try to assess the financial situation of a Hollywood A lister. Yep Alec is secretly broke… lol.

As for his fake Spanish wife… Alec doesn’t care. And she probably didn’t need to do it to bag him. She was a hot yoga instructor from good family.

Really weird and kind of racist to mention that they are blue eyed. So if they didn’t look like part of Hitler’s youth it’d be fine to attack their appearance?

And it’s not a secret when you are actively trying to sell your properties and complaining that you can’t afford the cost of working away from home.

Real estate has appreciated. Bagging the profits. And rich people sell homes and move around all the time. Because they get bored and can afford to. Stop obsessively following this couple. You sound unwell.

They want ppl to talk about them, hence the reality tv show. You sound defensive. Maybe with all of his movies net she can work on her 9th grade Spanish skillz.

If you have no shame, a reality show sounds like a good way to make millions. And judging by this thread, there is no shortage of crazies who will watch every episode and generate social media engagement.

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I see there is some Netflix episode about them. Cons? Something like that. My husband and teens are watching football. I’ll try taking over later so I can check it out.