Why can't your dog poop on your own lawn?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:The anti-dog pooping and peeing outside whenever they need to while on their walks people are the biggest nutjobs on all of DCUM and that’s a HIGH bar to clear.

Yeah, if you want to treat your lawn like it's inside your house, fence and roof it. If you have an open front lawn, accept that people and animals might occasionally tread on it.

When you start paying my mortgage and property taxes, I'll take your dumb opinion into consideration. Until then, stay the F away from my lawn. You people are insufferable. Entitled a$$holes!

Ma’am, please read aloud what you just wrote. Do you hear yourself? And you think other people are insufferable a$$holes?

[Anonymous]

Spray the poop with bacon fat. The next dog that comes along will gobble it up. Suddenly dog owners will be avoiding your street.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The anti-dog pooping and peeing outside whenever they need to while on their walks people are the biggest nutjobs on all of DCUM and that’s a HIGH bar to clear.

Yeah, if you want to treat your lawn like it's inside your house, fence and roof it. If you have an open front lawn, accept that people and animals might occasionally tread on it.

When you start paying my mortgage and property taxes, I'll take your dumb opinion into consideration. Until then, stay the F away from my lawn. You people are insufferable. Entitled a$$holes!

see, i'd argue that the person who thinks they control all open space in the world and can tell other people and animals what to do in public is the entitled a-hole.

Please show me where I said I can control “all open spaces”? I sure as hell can control what I pay for, you dumb ass.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The anti-dog pooping and peeing outside whenever they need to while on their walks people are the biggest nutjobs on all of DCUM and that’s a HIGH bar to clear.

Yeah, if you want to treat your lawn like it's inside your house, fence and roof it. If you have an open front lawn, accept that people and animals might occasionally tread on it.

When you start paying my mortgage and property taxes, I'll take your dumb opinion into consideration. Until then, stay the F away from my lawn. You people are insufferable. Entitled a$$holes!

see, i'd argue that the person who thinks they control all open space in the world and can tell other people and animals what to do in public is the entitled a-hole.

Please show me where I said I can control “all open spaces”? I sure as hell can control what I pay for, you dumb ass.

You didn’t pay for my dog!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The anti-dog pooping and peeing outside whenever they need to while on their walks people are the biggest nutjobs on all of DCUM and that’s a HIGH bar to clear.

Yeah, if you want to treat your lawn like it's inside your house, fence and roof it. If you have an open front lawn, accept that people and animals might occasionally tread on it.

When you start paying my mortgage and property taxes, I'll take your dumb opinion into consideration. Until then, stay the F away from my lawn. You people are insufferable. Entitled a$$holes!

see, i'd argue that the person who thinks they control all open space in the world and can tell other people and animals what to do in public is the entitled a-hole.

Please show me where I said I can control “all open spaces”? I sure as hell can control what I pay for, you dumb ass.

It’s time to take a break.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The anti-dog pooping and peeing outside whenever they need to while on their walks people are the biggest nutjobs on all of DCUM and that’s a HIGH bar to clear.

Yeah, if you want to treat your lawn like it's inside your house, fence and roof it. If you have an open front lawn, accept that people and animals might occasionally tread on it.

When you start paying my mortgage and property taxes, I'll take your dumb opinion into consideration. Until then, stay the F away from my lawn. You people are insufferable. Entitled a$$holes!

Ma’am, please read aloud what you just wrote. Do you hear yourself? And you think other people are insufferable a$$holes?

They might have said it in a nicer way, but they're not wrong. Show me the law that entitles your dog to per and poop on someone else's property.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The anti-dog pooping and peeing outside whenever they need to while on their walks people are the biggest nutjobs on all of DCUM and that’s a HIGH bar to clear.

Yeah, if you want to treat your lawn like it's inside your house, fence and roof it. If you have an open front lawn, accept that people and animals might occasionally tread on it.

When you start paying my mortgage and property taxes, I'll take your dumb opinion into consideration. Until then, stay the F away from my lawn. You people are insufferable. Entitled a$$holes!

Ma’am, please read aloud what you just wrote. Do you hear yourself? And you think other people are insufferable a$$holes?

They might have said it in a nicer way, but they're not wrong. Show me the law that entitles your dog to per and poop on someone else's property.

Look, lady… If you’ve reached the point where you’re contemplating calling the police because a golden doodle peed on three square inches of your yard, next to the curb… just get a hobby or something.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The anti-dog pooping and peeing outside whenever they need to while on their walks people are the biggest nutjobs on all of DCUM and that’s a HIGH bar to clear.

Yeah, if you want to treat your lawn like it's inside your house, fence and roof it. If you have an open front lawn, accept that people and animals might occasionally tread on it.

When you start paying my mortgage and property taxes, I'll take your dumb opinion into consideration. Until then, stay the F away from my lawn. You people are insufferable. Entitled a$$holes!

Ma’am, please read aloud what you just wrote. Do you hear yourself? And you think other people are insufferable a$$holes?

They might have said it in a nicer way, but they're not wrong. Show me the law that entitles your dog to per and poop on someone else's property.

Do an internet search on curbside easements. The sidewalk is not your property, nor is the easement. Because the easement looks like part of your lawn, I do understand why you are confused to think that is private property when it is not.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The anti-dog pooping and peeing outside whenever they need to while on their walks people are the biggest nutjobs on all of DCUM and that’s a HIGH bar to clear.

Yeah, if you want to treat your lawn like it's inside your house, fence and roof it. If you have an open front lawn, accept that people and animals might occasionally tread on it.

When you start paying my mortgage and property taxes, I'll take your dumb opinion into consideration. Until then, stay the F away from my lawn. You people are insufferable. Entitled a$$holes!

Ma’am, please read aloud what you just wrote. Do you hear yourself? And you think other people are insufferable a$$holes?

They might have said it in a nicer way, but they're not wrong. Show me the law that entitles your dog to per and poop on someone else's property.

Do an internet search on curbside easements. The sidewalk is not your property, nor is the easement. Because the easement looks like part of your lawn, I do understand why you are confused to think that is private property when it is not.

It’s not like someone is trying to build on your property or planting flowers or having a bbq, it’s a 32 pound dog trotting along the edge. It’s not causing any harm. If they clean up who cares?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:if someone truly has a problem, put up a sign and people should try to abide by it.

i try to avoid having my dog go to the bathroom on people's lawns, but when I'm walking her, sometimes she has to go. It's okay, stop being such a baby about everything, as long as it's cleaned up, who would care?

Here's an idea: if you own a dog and let it poop on other people's lawns, you should make a sign that says dogs welcome on your lawn. Dogs pooping on others' property should default to an opt-in, not an opt‐out. The default is don't poop on others' lawns.7

if people pick up their dog's crap, i don't care if they go on my lawn. why would I?

if you have an unfenced front lawn, and someone is walking their leashed dog from within the public right of way, you really can't complain. do you get angry because rabbits and raccoons poop and pee on your lawn?

I think it's just one insane, a&&hole dog owner just repeating the same shit over and over and over again. YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO ENTER MY PROPERTY TO LET YOUR DOG SHIT ON IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why don’t you sue and then you will see with your own eyes that space is public. Or talk to a lawyer. An expensive and time-consuming way to find this out, but if that’s what it takes.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The anti-dog pooping and peeing outside whenever they need to while on their walks people are the biggest nutjobs on all of DCUM and that’s a HIGH bar to clear.

Yeah, if you want to treat your lawn like it's inside your house, fence and roof it. If you have an open front lawn, accept that people and animals might occasionally tread on it.

When you start paying my mortgage and property taxes, I'll take your dumb opinion into consideration. Until then, stay the F away from my lawn. You people are insufferable. Entitled a$$holes!

Ma’am, please read aloud what you just wrote. Do you hear yourself? And you think other people are insufferable a$$holes?

They might have said it in a nicer way, but they're not wrong. Show me the law that entitles your dog to per and poop on someone else's property.

Do an internet search on curbside easements. The sidewalk is not your property, nor is the easement. Because the easement looks like part of your lawn, I do understand why you are confused to think that is private property when it is not.

It’s not like someone is trying to build on your property or planting flowers or having a bbq, it’s a 32 pound dog trotting along the edge. It’s not causing any harm. If they clean up who cares?

Ok let me come over and take a giant shit in front of your house. I promise to pick it up? Who cares, right?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The anti-dog pooping and peeing outside whenever they need to while on their walks people are the biggest nutjobs on all of DCUM and that’s a HIGH bar to clear.

Yeah, if you want to treat your lawn like it's inside your house, fence and roof it. If you have an open front lawn, accept that people and animals might occasionally tread on it.

When you start paying my mortgage and property taxes, I'll take your dumb opinion into consideration. Until then, stay the F away from my lawn. You people are insufferable. Entitled a$$holes!

see, i'd argue that the person who thinks they control all open space in the world and can tell other people and animals what to do in public is the entitled a-hole.

Please show me where I said I can control “all open spaces”? I sure as hell can control what I pay for, you dumb ass.

You didn’t pay for my dog!

You don’t pay for my property you idiot.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The anti-dog pooping and peeing outside whenever they need to while on their walks people are the biggest nutjobs on all of DCUM and that’s a HIGH bar to clear.

Yeah, if you want to treat your lawn like it's inside your house, fence and roof it. If you have an open front lawn, accept that people and animals might occasionally tread on it.

When you start paying my mortgage and property taxes, I'll take your dumb opinion into consideration. Until then, stay the F away from my lawn. You people are insufferable. Entitled a$$holes!

Ma’am, please read aloud what you just wrote. Do you hear yourself? And you think other people are insufferable a$$holes?

They might have said it in a nicer way, but they're not wrong. Show me the law that entitles your dog to per and poop on someone else's property.

Do an internet search on curbside easements. The sidewalk is not your property, nor is the easement. Because the easement looks like part of your lawn, I do understand why you are confused to think that is private property when it is not.

It’s not like someone is trying to build on your property or planting flowers or having a bbq, it’s a 32 pound dog trotting along the edge. It’s not causing any harm. If they clean up who cares?

Ok let me come over and take a giant shit in front of your house. I promise to pick it up? Who cares, right?

I feel like when your stance in the argument is that you should be allowed to take an unusually large poop in public on someone else’s property… you’ve lost.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The anti-dog pooping and peeing outside whenever they need to while on their walks people are the biggest nutjobs on all of DCUM and that’s a HIGH bar to clear.

Yeah, if you want to treat your lawn like it's inside your house, fence and roof it. If you have an open front lawn, accept that people and animals might occasionally tread on it.

When you start paying my mortgage and property taxes, I'll take your dumb opinion into consideration. Until then, stay the F away from my lawn. You people are insufferable. Entitled a$$holes!

see, i'd argue that the person who thinks they control all open space in the world and can tell other people and animals what to do in public is the entitled a-hole.

Please show me where I said I can control “all open spaces”? I sure as hell can control what I pay for, you dumb ass.

You didn’t pay for my dog!

You don’t pay for my property you idiot.

And I’m not causing any harm to it!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:if someone truly has a problem, put up a sign and people should try to abide by it.

i try to avoid having my dog go to the bathroom on people's lawns, but when I'm walking her, sometimes she has to go. It's okay, stop being such a baby about everything, as long as it's cleaned up, who would care?

Here's an idea: if you own a dog and let it poop on other people's lawns, you should make a sign that says dogs welcome on your lawn. Dogs pooping on others' property should default to an opt-in, not an opt‐out. The default is don't poop on others' lawns.7

if people pick up their dog's crap, i don't care if they go on my lawn. why would I?

if you have an unfenced front lawn, and someone is walking their leashed dog from within the public right of way, you really can't complain. do you get angry because rabbits and raccoons poop and pee on your lawn?

I think it's just one insane, a&&hole dog owner just repeating the same shit over and over and over again. YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO ENTER MY PROPERTY TO LET YOUR DOG SHIT ON IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why don’t you sue and then you will see with your own eyes that space is public. Or talk to a lawyer. An expensive and time-consuming way to find this out, but if that’s what it takes.

There is no easement for the 3 feet of grass directly in front of my house. But again, since you seem totally ok with feces in front of your front door, I’ll be happy to drop some off.