Why can't your dog poop on your own lawn?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:So none of you can explain why you’re so unhappy that you WON and you’ve convinced me to not let my dog poop on your lawn? Why are you annoyed that I have vowed to forever more follow the letter of the law and only allow my pooch to defecate on public property? Calling me names isn’t actually an answer, you know.

Maybe your outrage about dogs pooping on your grass is more about your desire to control other people and less about your private property rights…

Maybe you're just an antagonistic dick. 🤷🏼‍♀️ It's not worth engaging you. Nobody should've needed to explain the laws to you in the first place, and it's not like you responded at all well to the opportunity to learn something. Now you're claiming a sort of 'malicious compliance' that just reveals what an absolute shit you are. We're tired, because you're tiresome. Try to suck less as a person next time and maybe you'll get better results?

Malicious compliance. I like that.

“Comply with the LAW!” you command.
“No, not like that!” you whine.

Ever heard that old adage to be careful what you wish for?

It's not usually a good thing, and it's definitely not in your case. You think you're punk, but being a messy b¡tch isn't punk, it's trash.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I live in a neighborhood full of dogs. They love to pee/poop in front of my house. A few years ago there was a-hole who let his dog poop in front of my door and would just leave it there. I have a Ring camera so I recorded it and put in on the local facebook group. I shamed the hell out of him and the pooping stopped. But the peeing has not. I have a sign asking people to not let their dogs pee in front of my house. My grass is dead from having 20 dogs pee in the same spot every day. My HOA requires me to keep the area looking nice and I have to pay to replace the sod. I asked AGAIN for people to please respect my property and have their dogs pee somewhere else. A couple of morons got very aggressive and said they would bring their dogs to my house specifically to piss me off.

I like dogs. I think they are wonderful. I absolutely can't stand most of the dog owners.

I think this is the conclusion from several threads about dogs, it's not the dogs it's their handlers.

There are no bad dogs. There are entirely too many terrible dog owners.

[Anonymous]

In most cases the people who have no respect for your property go ape sh@t if someone touches theirs. Op find a way to return the favor.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:So none of you can explain why you’re so unhappy that you WON and you’ve convinced me to not let my dog poop on your lawn? Why are you annoyed that I have vowed to forever more follow the letter of the law and only allow my pooch to defecate on public property? Calling me names isn’t actually an answer, you know.

Maybe your outrage about dogs pooping on your grass is more about your desire to control other people and less about your private property rights…

Maybe you're just an antagonistic dick. 🤷🏼‍♀️ It's not worth engaging you. Nobody should've needed to explain the laws to you in the first place, and it's not like you responded at all well to the opportunity to learn something. Now you're claiming a sort of 'malicious compliance' that just reveals what an absolute shit you are. We're tired, because you're tiresome. Try to suck less as a person next time and maybe you'll get better results?

Malicious compliance. I like that.

“Comply with the LAW!” you command.
“No, not like that!” you whine.

Ever heard that old adage to be careful what you wish for?

It's not usually a good thing, and it's definitely not in your case. You think you're punk, but being a messy b¡tch isn't punk, it's trash.

Just giving you what you asked for, ma’am!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:So none of you can explain why you’re so unhappy that you WON and you’ve convinced me to not let my dog poop on your lawn? Why are you annoyed that I have vowed to forever more follow the letter of the law and only allow my pooch to defecate on public property? Calling me names isn’t actually an answer, you know.

Maybe your outrage about dogs pooping on your grass is more about your desire to control other people and less about your private property rights…

Maybe you're just an antagonistic dick. 🤷🏼‍♀️ It's not worth engaging you. Nobody should've needed to explain the laws to you in the first place, and it's not like you responded at all well to the opportunity to learn something. Now you're claiming a sort of 'malicious compliance' that just reveals what an absolute shit you are. We're tired, because you're tiresome. Try to suck less as a person next time and maybe you'll get better results?

Malicious compliance. I like that.

“Comply with the LAW!” you command.
“No, not like that!” you whine.

Ever heard that old adage to be careful what you wish for?

It's not usually a good thing, and it's definitely not in your case. You think you're punk, but being a messy b¡tch isn't punk, it's trash.

Just giving you what you asked for, ma’am!

No, clownshoes, nobody "asked for" your mess. We asked you to do the neighborly thing, mind your business, and teach your dog to shit in your own space. You failed. Take the L and leave.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:So none of you can explain why you’re so unhappy that you WON and you’ve convinced me to not let my dog poop on your lawn? Why are you annoyed that I have vowed to forever more follow the letter of the law and only allow my pooch to defecate on public property? Calling me names isn’t actually an answer, you know.

Maybe your outrage about dogs pooping on your grass is more about your desire to control other people and less about your private property rights…

Maybe you're just an antagonistic dick. 🤷🏼‍♀️ It's not worth engaging you. Nobody should've needed to explain the laws to you in the first place, and it's not like you responded at all well to the opportunity to learn something. Now you're claiming a sort of 'malicious compliance' that just reveals what an absolute shit you are. We're tired, because you're tiresome. Try to suck less as a person next time and maybe you'll get better results?

Malicious compliance. I like that.

“Comply with the LAW!” you command.
“No, not like that!” you whine.

Ever heard that old adage to be careful what you wish for?

It's not usually a good thing, and it's definitely not in your case. You think you're punk, but being a messy b¡tch isn't punk, it's trash.

Just giving you what you asked for, ma’am!

No, clownshoes, nobody "asked for" your mess. We asked you to do the neighborly thing, mind your business, and teach your dog to shit in your own space. You failed. Take the L and leave.

After I take my labradoodle to your neighborhood and he does his business on the sidewalk there. Make sure you maintain a shoes off home if you don’t already.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:So none of you can explain why you’re so unhappy that you WON and you’ve convinced me to not let my dog poop on your lawn? Why are you annoyed that I have vowed to forever more follow the letter of the law and only allow my pooch to defecate on public property? Calling me names isn’t actually an answer, you know.

Maybe your outrage about dogs pooping on your grass is more about your desire to control other people and less about your private property rights…

Maybe you're just an antagonistic dick. 🤷🏼‍♀️ It's not worth engaging you. Nobody should've needed to explain the laws to you in the first place, and it's not like you responded at all well to the opportunity to learn something. Now you're claiming a sort of 'malicious compliance' that just reveals what an absolute shit you are. We're tired, because you're tiresome. Try to suck less as a person next time and maybe you'll get better results?

Malicious compliance. I like that.

“Comply with the LAW!” you command.
“No, not like that!” you whine.

Ever heard that old adage to be careful what you wish for?

It's not usually a good thing, and it's definitely not in your case. You think you're punk, but being a messy b¡tch isn't punk, it's trash.

Just giving you what you asked for, ma’am!

No, clownshoes, nobody "asked for" your mess. We asked you to do the neighborly thing, mind your business, and teach your dog to shit in your own space. You failed. Take the L and leave.

After I take my labradoodle to your neighborhood and he does his business on the sidewalk there. Make sure you maintain a shoes off home if you don’t already.

Acting like you're the only clown in this circus? Sweetie, your shit is tired. You're not unique, you're just a basic jerk. Nothing about you is special.